I have never...

Inigo Montoya 03-19-2007 05:00 PM
I have never beaten a man senseless with his own appendages.

No matter how much they may deserve said amputee beating.
The Question 03-20-2007 05:57 AM
I have never thrown a chair at a teacher
Dangerous 03-20-2007 06:21 AM
I have never eaten pork !
Nine Kuze 03-20-2007 10:37 AM
I have never posted in this thread...

...OH SHI-
Inigo Montoya 03-21-2007 06:21 AM
I have never killed a man by shoving my fist down his threat and forcefully turning him inside out.

To anyone's knowledge.