Quotes you'd never hear an FMA character say.

Sara Comatori 06-18-2006 08:00 AM
You know the drill...

here are some of mine to get this Thread started.

Scar: Screw Ishballa, I wanna use my powers to fix chairs!

Greed: Here's your ball back kid, I cleaned it for you too.

Gluttony: Oh no, Gluttony is full…

Ed: Your right, I am short...

Ed: YUM! MILK!

Tucker: I know she's a lifeless doll! I know I'm crazy! And I do look like a Bear
Diverse Considerations 06-18-2006 06:57 PM
Al: Oil can! Oil can!
Nine Kuze 06-19-2006 03:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Diverse Considerations
Al: Oil can! Oil can!

Actually in regards of the manga, I can see Alphonse saying that. In the manga, he periodically waxed his armor. You gotta stay so fresh and so clean.

But the anime, yeah...

Anyway, here are mine. I'm bored so give me the benefit of the doubt.

Rose: "Where did I get this baby from?"

Envy: "I'm going clubbin' with my brothers. Don't wait up."

Dante: "Do you remember what I first originally looked like?"

Wrath: "What the hell I'm I wearing?"

Scar "So, Lust what else can you do with those fingers of yours?"

I'll probably come up with more. I'm stuck at the moment.
Peace.
Sara Comatori 06-20-2006 03:10 AM
Roy: Geez Women! but some clothes on! I don't know who told you that you could wear a mini-skirt, but it wasn't me!

Girl: But you...

Roy: Havoc told you didn't he?!

Girl: ...
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Scar: I never realized it, but my arm looks really cool...

Al: You look kinda like Father Anderson from Hellsing.

Scar: In the name of Ishballa! I do look like him!

(Scar grabs a Bayonet and starts running around and talking in an Irish voice.)
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King Bradly: God damit! I thought I told you to go get me coffee! Now I have to destroy a poor helpless village!

(Atomic Explosion comes out of no where.)

King: I blew up Central! ...Oh well...Where's my coffee!?
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I'll try to think of a few more...
Ace of Spades 06-20-2006 10:56 AM
Armstrong: "I'm too sexy for the Military."
evanASF27 06-20-2006 11:50 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Diverse Considerations
Al: Oil can! Oil can!

how about...
Al: Earl! Earl!! Where's my Earl!?


Ed: I'm tall!! Anime Smile
Diverse Considerations 06-20-2006 05:05 PM
Riza: I think we can cut out early today, sir.
minespatch 09-05-2006 08:45 PM
barry the chopper puts on his female dress-up and wig:

i'm so pretty... oh so pretty...
Dominus of Requiem 09-06-2006 10:40 PM
okk can i try to post what your doing?
minespatch 09-07-2006 05:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Dominus of Requiem
okk can i try to post what your doing?


if that is directed towards me: sure.
Dominus of Requiem 09-07-2006 11:46 PM
Roy: i love women they sooo sweet
Hawkeye: yea but...
Roy: that hawkeye is cute though
Hawkeye: ohh Roy i didnt know you felt that way *blush*
Roy: but she too old for me
Hawkeye: GRRRR
Roy. Baby you know i didnt mean it like that please stop shooting me
Hawkeye: DIE YOU FREAK!!!!!!

if its too lame let me know so i can do better next time
Madrona 09-08-2006 01:37 AM
Ed: "Milk: it does a body good"

or

Ed: "Got milk?"
Nine Kuze 09-09-2006 05:43 PM
Edward: "Dante, you're trying to seduce me aren't you?"

Edward: "Al, there's something that I've been meaning to ask you."
Alphonse: "Don't worry, brother. We've already been through this. I don't blame you for what happened to me."
Edward: "Oh, that's not it Al. And thanks again but, there's something else I've been meaning to ask you but I'm not sure how you'll react when I do."
Alphonse: "You can ask me anything, brother. Just ask."
Edward: "Can I... can I wear you?"

Roy: Money's on the nightstand.
Winry: Thanks...

Stranger: Those your kids there, friend?
Hohenheim: Yeah. Those are my two boys, Edward and Alphonse. And here's my oldest daughter.

Edward: punches Envy in the face
Envy: (giggling) I just realized; Edward, you're on top of me.

Rose: As God as my witness, I'll never be raped again!

Gluttony: I ate your friend Hughes with a side of larva beans and Merlot (makes sissing sound)

Edward: Mama always said life was like a box of alchemy. You never know what's your going to get after you perform a human transmutation.

Envy: I feel pretty...
(Wait, this is stuff we're supposed to make up about FMA characters. I failed in this department because I can perfectly see Envy prancing around and singing the "I Feel Pretty" song that Maria sings from West Side Story. I'll try again)

Alphonse: Today, the Fuhrer killed a chimera in my armor. How the chimera got in my armor I don't know.

Edward: Envy, I know your my "older brother". But ever take sides against your family again.

Alphonse: Edward, you're my brother. You should have done a better job lookin' out for me. You got your arm and leg taken away and what did I get; a one-way ticket to Palookaville by having my whole damn body taken to the other side. You should have projected me, brother. I could have had some class, I could have been somebody, I could have been a contenda. Instead of a bodyless bum, which is what I am.

Hohenheim: Money's on the nightstand.
Sloth: Thanks...
Dante: Sloth, I think he was talking to me.

EDIT: Thought of another one... the Edward and The Godfather one. You know what's up.
Peace.
Instro 09-09-2006 10:09 PM
Ok, I'll give it a shot...

Barry the Chopper: I respect women

or

Hughes: Money's on the nightstand.
Sciezska: You play, you pay.
Dominus of Requiem 09-10-2006 01:33 AM
nice 1 instro

ED: NO i dont like milk it taste bad
Rose: dont worry is a different kind of milk
Ed: Shocked ohh give me some sugar girl


Roy: ahh this PS3 is N.I.C.E
Soldier: sir!! we just got reports that scar is near centra.
Roy: MAN CANT YOU SEE IM PLAYING RESIDENT EVIL 6?!!
tell it to someone who cares!!!


AL: brother why is it that everytime you fight envy you blush?
Ed: because i get tired from dodging her attack
Ed (thinking): yea right thank god im not like pinochio
or i would have a nose as long as central H.Ql
Greed 09-20-2006 01:57 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Nine XXVI

Roy: Money's on the nightstand.
Winry: Thanks...

Stranger: Those your kids there, friend?
Hohenheim: Yeah. Those are my two boys, Edward and Alphonse. And here's my oldest daughter.

[
Alphonse: Edward, you're my brother. You should have done a better job lookin' out for me. You got your arm and leg taken away and what did I get; a one-way ticket to Palookaville by having my whole damn body taken to the other side. You should have projected me, brother. I could have had some class, I could have been somebody, I could have been a contenda. Instead of a bodyless bum, which is what I am.

Hohenheim: Money's on the nightstand.
Sloth: Thanks...
Dante: Sloth, I think he was talking to me.



ROFLMAO. Dude, that was great.
Sara Comatori 09-20-2006 09:39 PM
Al: Borther? Brother?
*Al walks into the Kitchen*
Al: Brother?
*He hears a noise form coming form the ice box*
Al: Huh?
*He opens the Ice box and sees Ed floating in a tub of milk as he drinks it like water.*
Al: ED! What are you doing!?
Ed: AH! Al don't look!
Al: Are you naked?
Greed 09-26-2006 09:39 PM
ed: I love my terminator arm and leg.....


al: I'm immortal biznitch


Greed: No, I don't want your money


envy: I love you dad....


Pride: I feel like sh**....


Wrath: I.... like...ritlin.....


Gluttony: I'm full


Sloth: Move faster god dammit!!!


Lust: tonights the last night....
Scar: k, Moneys on the table:


Kimbly: bombs get boring after a while


Mustang: bombs get boring after a while
Nine Kuze 10-03-2006 12:14 AM
Rose: Edward, the paternity test results are here!

In a dark theatre...
Winry: Edward! Not with your right hand you moron.

Trisha: Are you sure you've babysat before?
Tucker: Oh yes, I experiment with kids all the time.
Trisha: Did... did you just say "experiment"?

Edward: I know Envy said he was giving me the Kiss of Death. But I don't know, I still think he was working me over.
Alphonse: Did he slip some tongue in, Brother?
Edward: A little...

In a dark theatre...
Lust: Scar! Not with your right hand you moron. It stops at deconstruction. I maybe a homonculus but I'm not that durable.

Alphonse: This telethon will help those in Ishbal in need. And now we go to my partner Scar.
Scar: King Bradley doesn't care about Ishbalian people.
(camera quickly switches to Chris Tucker, who is completely shook)

Wrath: Edward Elric doesn't care about homonculi.
(camera quickly switches to Alphonse Heidirich, who is completely shook)

Edward: Thanks for the automail, Rose.
Winry: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Edward: I said, um... thanks for the automail.
Winry: Who the hell is this hussie Rose? I can smell her on you! *runs off, crying*

Hohenheim: You know, you may just be an fake human who is the representation of my dead wife. But you could be better than the original.
Sloth: *giggles* Oh stop, you don't mean that.
Hohenheim: I do. These water powers of yours are giving me ideas, if you know what I mean.
Sloth: *giggles even more* But your wife...
Hohenheim: Hey, I may have a wife. But you are the one I want in my life.
Trisha: IS THAT SO?!
Hohenheim: Trisha?! I thought you were dead!
Trisha: Is that how you greet your wife after so many years with you gone, you bastard! And WHO the hell is this and what is going on?
Hohenheim: Honey, calm down! When you think about, its not really cheating. And it's not what it looks like...
Sloth: Its exactly what it looks like.
Peace.
Greed 10-04-2006 08:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Nine XXVI
Rose: Edward, the paternity test results are here!

In a dark theatre...
Winry: Edward! Not with your right hand you moron.

Trisha: Are you sure you've babysat before?
Tucker: Oh yes, I experiment with kids all the time.
Trisha: Did... did you just say "experiment"?

Edward: I know Envy said he was giving me the Kiss of Death. But I don't know, I still think he was working me over.
Alphonse: Did he slip some tongue in, Brother?
Edward: A little...

In a dark theatre...
Lust: Scar! Not with your right hand you moron. It stops at deconstruction. I maybe a homonculus but I'm not that durable.

Alphonse: This telethon will help those in Ishbal in need. And now we go to my partner Scar.
Scar: King Bradley doesn't care about Ishbalian people.
(camera quickly switches to Chris Tucker, who is completely shook)

Wrath: Edward Elric doesn't care about homonculi.
(camera quickly switches to Alphonse Heidirich, who is completely shook)

Edward: Thanks for the automail, Rose.
Winry: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Edward: I said, um... thanks for the automail.
Winry: Who the hell is this hussie Rose? I can smell her on you! *runs off, crying*

Hohenheim: You know, you may just be an fake human who is the representation of my dead wife. But you could be better than the original.
Sloth: *giggles* Oh stop, you don't mean that.
Hohenheim: I do. These water powers of yours are giving me ideas, if you know what I mean.
Sloth: *giggles even more* But your wife...
Hohenheim: Hey, I may have a wife. But you are the one I want in my life.
Trisha: IS THAT SO?!
Hohenheim: Trisha?! I thought you were dead!
Trisha: Is that how you greet your wife after so many years with you gone, you bastard! And WHO the hell is this and what is going on?
Hohenheim: Honey, calm down! When you think about, its not really cheating. And it's not what it looks like...
Sloth: Its exactly what it looks like.
Peace.


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