Quotes you'd never hear an FMA character say.

Nine Kuze 10-05-2006 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Greed
9 degree's of pwnage....

Indeed. Thanks.

My favorite one personally is this one;
Originally posted by Nine XXVI
In a dark theatre...
Winry: Edward! Not with your right hand you moron.

We've all been a movie theater so you should know what's up here. I don't think I can break it down any further without giving anything away. Lolz.
FlashBoy 10-23-2006 09:49 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist Episode: 00000.1
The random chain of events...

Ed: Winery calm down! It's only a toaster...can't you figure it out?
Winery: NO!! What does it even do!?
Al: It makes toast.
Ed: Yay...I thought you loved all machines?
Winery: Well not this one.

*Kicks toaster out the window. Havoc walks by and get bashed in the head.*

Havoc: AH!! Flying Toasters!! RUN!! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Roy: Whats going on? Did I miss somthing?
66: I don't think you did...

*Roy looks behind him and sees 66 with a giant meat cleaver.*

Roy: AH!!

*Roy runs away screaming his head off.*

66: Was it somthing I said?
Hawkeye: Don't mind him...
66: Can I cut you?

*Hawkeye kicks off 66's head*

66: Guess thats a "no"...

End....or is it.
The Question 10-27-2006 07:08 PM
Envy: I think I need a haircut...
The Shrouded Alchemist 11-02-2006 12:03 PM
Gluttony: Trimspa, baby!