[Other] Blue Crow's Haiku Challenge

this is somewhat of a game, but also sort of an improv poetry thread. this could very easily fail to catch on, but i think it could be great fun.

here's the deal: you provide a subject. any subject at all. i write a haiku about it.

i take pride in my superb haiku writing skills, so fire away.

proof of my skillz

- BC

You will not succeed
My haiku skills pwn yours, dude
I now win the thread

Kiddng. Make a haiku about rogue unliscenced dentists. I've heard some before.

bogus license, dude
hey! get away from my teeth!
i'll call the police!

- BC

That was freakin' boss
Can you do one on Bjork?
That would kick some ass

Like a whisper I
Crawl into this thread and I
Now make a request

I wish to see a
Haiku with cute-sy kitties
And small butterflies

quote:

Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat Like a whisper I Crawl into this thread and I Now make a request I wish to see a Haiku with cute-sy kitties And small butterflies

That stuff is teh ghey
We need more manly haikus
LOL JK

Smart move. You just saved
Your dumb boy ass. To be more
Serious, I ask

For a haiku that
Is about ghosts and devils
And all wicked things.

bjork

strange icelandic girl
making wierd sounds with her mouth
trippy when you're high

kitties and butterflies

cats and butterflies
i wish i could hug them all
with a steamroller

ghosts / devils

satan and some ghosts
sitting in a sunny field
a lovely picnic

- BC

Awesome man. You have
A style that is most cool.
I like it! It's sweet!

Can you do one that
Is about vampires? I
Really like their kind!

vampires

suave and seductive
the count is a gentleman
but he lives through blood



-BC

You got some talent!
Keep it up Blue Crow! I want
To see you famous!