[Other] Blue Crow's Haiku Challenge

Blue Crow 04-25-2006 11:09 AM
this is somewhat of a game, but also sort of an improv poetry thread. this could very easily fail to catch on, but i think it could be great fun.

here's the deal: you provide a subject. any subject at all. i write a haiku about it.

i take pride in my superb haiku writing skills, so fire away. Pleased

proof of my skillz

- BC
Travis Bickle 04-25-2006 12:07 PM
You will not succeed
My haiku skills pwn yours, dude
I now win the thread

Kiddng. Make a haiku about rogue unliscenced dentists. I've heard some before.
Blue Crow 04-26-2006 10:27 AM
bogus license, dude
hey! get away from my teeth!
i'll call the police!

- BC
Travis Bickle 04-26-2006 03:31 PM
That was freakin' boss
Can you do one on Bjork?
That would kick some ass
Chitter-Box-Kat 04-26-2006 03:36 PM
Like a whisper I
Crawl into this thread and I
Now make a request

I wish to see a
Haiku with cute-sy kitties
And small butterflies
Travis Bickle 04-26-2006 03:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Chitter-Box-Kat
Like a whisper I
Crawl into this thread and I
Now make a request

I wish to see a
Haiku with cute-sy kitties
And small butterflies


That stuff is teh ghey
We need more manly haikus
LOL JK
Chitter-Box-Kat 04-26-2006 04:00 PM
Smart move. You just saved
Your dumb boy ass. To be more
Serious, I ask

For a haiku that
Is about ghosts and devils
And all wicked things.
Blue Crow 04-27-2006 09:38 AM
bjork

strange icelandic girl
making wierd sounds with her mouth
trippy when you're high

kitties and butterflies

cats and butterflies
i wish i could hug them all
with a steamroller

ghosts / devils

satan and some ghosts
sitting in a sunny field
a lovely picnic Pleased

- BC
Chitter-Box-Kat 04-27-2006 07:24 PM
Awesome man. You have
A style that is most cool.
I like it! It's sweet!

Can you do one that
Is about vampires? I
Really like their kind!
Blue Crow 04-28-2006 10:48 AM
vampires

suave and seductive
the count is a gentleman
but he lives through blood

Pleased

-BC
Chitter-Box-Kat 04-28-2006 03:15 PM
You got some talent!
Keep it up Blue Crow! I want
To see you famous!