The Random Thoughts Thread.

Mew doesn't have a gender.

You sure?

I was in the can last night and saw a little red centipede crawling across the floor. I shreiked and squashed the demon buggie. I woke up my mom and dad. The centipedes corpse turned brown. Eew.

Dunnutuh Dunnutuh Dunnuh (doo-doot-doo-doot-doo-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doot)

Dunnutuh Dunnutuh Dunnuh Dunnuh Dunnuh!





Am I the only one who thinks that the music in the Matrix trilogy has enormous untapped comedic potential? Because I think that if somebody played Burly Brawl or that song from the lobby scene at just the right moment, it would be comedy gold.

Why does girly-card exist?

Why do you exist?

Why does anything exist? BECAUSE IT FREAKING DOES. Se la vie and all that crap.

I'm really good at starting stories of all types and pedigrees. But I have trouble finishing them alot.

Why must tetnus shots hurt so much? D:

Did you get bit by a rabid squirrle or something? Whatcha need a tetnus shot for? O.O

I don't like spending alot of time in hospitals.

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Originally posted by Sharpie Mine alternates between 8:00 am start and 9:30 am. The plus side? With the way the schedule is, I have three day weekends constantly

That's how you do it.

Expect usually for me, I have classes for everyday of the week. But its usually just one class a day. Worst case scenario, two a day.
Peace.

Like I said some place esle I HATE SCHOOL.

Why does your ass hurt after awakening from a sleeper hold?

I'm not sure how to answer that. O_o

I polished off a little over half a 2 liter bottle of root beer. Now, if you'll excuse me, nature calls.

How in the world does limburger cheese sell? I've seen people buy it, but what do they use it for?

Extermination and curing constipation and stomach aches. I think...

Munchies during the time of the month. Strange food combinations.

Are you pregnant?

No, I have my period. AND YOU BOYS CAN SHUT THE HELL UP. GIRLS TALK ABOUT SH*T LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.

Chewing gum. Chewing chewing chewing chewing gum. Gum. Chew gum gum. ... ... ... ... Chew.

I once pulled out my birth control pills at work and one of the guys acted like I was a slut for having them.

This is because guys don't like birth control. as far as i know.

I could quote some choice words from Margaret Cho about that. But I can't, because they would offend people.

Some men just don't understand how birth control pills for protection are better than unexpected pregnancies. Men like Bush.

Remind me again: why do we have a retard for a president? I keep forgetting. I know it's something stupid. I just can't remember what.

You know there was the big votin... ah screw it, it's not worth the effort.

I've been up for 49 hrs, I see chaos and hear the sound of red.