The Official Snakes on a Plane Thread

*loads clip*

That's about 400 bullets for that Bad Mother to unload on those serpents.

Funniest spoof I've seen yet.

I really love the whole phenomena surrounding this movie.

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Funniest spoof I've seen yet.

The "you must be this tall...TO DIE" is what seals it I think.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: Funniest spoof I've seen yet. The "you must be this tall...TO DIE" is what seals it I think.

Definitely. Only because I can walk into Blockbuster and see something similar.

What? like "Femalien"?

I hope people don't wear the "animal on a moving object" thing. Next thing you know, there will be Brazillian hissing cockroaches on an escalator. Life happens that way sometimes.

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Originally posted by Sir Nise Brazillian hissing cockroaches on an escalator

*dies laughing*

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I hope people don't wear the "animal on a moving object" thing

The sci-fi channel is WAY ahead of you.

Maybe they can tie it in to one of their TWO shows about a movie from the late '90s! (I admit, I'm just suspicious of them since...no season 2 of dr. who will get me pissed off)

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: I hope people don't wear the "animal on a moving object" thing The sci-fi channel is WAY ahead of you. Maybe they can tie it in to one of their TWO shows about a movie from the late '90s! (I admit, I'm just suspicious of them since...no season 2 of dr. who will get me pissed off)

Speaking of the 90's, I hope they give Sam Jackson his hair from Pulp Fiction. Ooooh! and someone has to say, "These snakes are not getting jiggy...god-damnit."

Also the movie should have funny voice actors voicing over people in the movie who's voices suck.(I hope that made sense)

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Originally posted by Sir Nise Speaking of the 90's, I hope they give Sam Jackson his hair from Pulp Fiction.

He's bald in this one.

I wish he had donned the fro for this role though, it would have made him kick that much more ass (afros possess such powers ya know).

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I wish he had donned the fro for this role though, it would have made him kick that much more ass (afros possess such powers ya know)

"Mind if I wash that down with some of your tasty anti-venom?"

You know what kicks ass?

There's a NOVELIZATION OF Snakes on a Plane.

Yes, you heard right. Bask in the glory of it.

When does it end? "ZOMG!!! Haha! Hammer heads aboard the Queen Mary!!!" or *insert animal/insect/whatever on random place*. I swear the internet can take something that might have been good for a laugh and over hype the hell out of it to the point where it's just "Ya Snakes on a plane....hurray." So yeah I hope this movie dies a painful and horrid death. *gun shot*

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Originally posted by Gaddes When does it end? "ZOMG!!! Haha! Hammer heads aboard the Queen Mary!!!"

I'm so stealing this idea.

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Originally posted by Mike You know what kicks ass? There's a NOVELIZATION OF Snakes on a Plane. Yes, you heard right. Bask in the glory of it.

Instant. Classic. Period.

It will be a work of litareture ranking with such great works as War and Peace and Hamlet

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: I wish he had donned the fro for this role though, it would have made him kick that much more ass (afros possess such powers ya know) "Mind if I wash that down with some of your tasty anti-venom?"

Win.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the cobra and the tyranny of evil boa. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the snake pit, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I really have to start memorizing passages from Pulp Fiction.

I need to start forgetting the entire Pulp Fiction script.

Why would you even contemplate doing that?

Uhh... ... ... O__O; ... ... You're all crazier than me... ... That shouldn't be humanly possible. <.< ... ... >.>
*whips out a butt-load of machine guns*

I don't think I'll see Snakes On A Plane. It reminds me too much of teh b-movies my dad and I like to joke about. And if I wanted to see a bunch of snakes of varying deadlyness, I'd go to a zoo with a big ass reptile house.

The movie is over-hyped. O__o; And so are you guys.

*backs away slowly pointing hwer guns in front of her*

Oh my God I just saw a commercial for SOAP!!