The Official Snakes on a Plane Thread

Hobodoken 04-15-2006 06:59 PM
*loads clip*

That's about 400 bullets for that Bad Mother to unload on those serpents.
088nd 04-15-2006 07:48 PM


Funniest spoof I've seen yet.

I really love the whole phenomena surrounding this movie.
Sharpshooter005 04-15-2006 08:12 PM
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Funniest spoof I've seen yet.


The "you must be this tall...TO DIE" is what seals it I think.
088nd 04-15-2006 08:22 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
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Funniest spoof I've seen yet.


The "you must be this tall...TO DIE" is what seals it I think.


Definitely. Only because I can walk into Blockbuster and see something similar.
Sir Nise 04-15-2006 09:02 PM
What? like "Femalien"?

I hope people don't wear the "animal on a moving object" thing. Next thing you know, there will be Brazillian hissing cockroaches on an escalator. Life happens that way sometimes.
evanASF27 04-15-2006 09:08 PM
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Originally posted by Sir Nise
Brazillian hissing cockroaches on an escalator

*dies laughing*
Sharpshooter005 04-15-2006 09:14 PM
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I hope people don't wear the "animal on a moving object" thing


The sci-fi channel is WAY ahead of you.

Maybe they can tie it in to one of their TWO shows about a movie from the late '90s! (I admit, I'm just suspicious of them since...no season 2 of dr. who will get me pissed off)
Sir Nise 04-15-2006 09:41 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
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I hope people don't wear the "animal on a moving object" thing


The sci-fi channel is WAY ahead of you.

Maybe they can tie it in to one of their TWO shows about a movie from the late '90s! (I admit, I'm just suspicious of them since...no season 2 of dr. who will get me pissed off)


Speaking of the 90's, I hope they give Sam Jackson his hair from Pulp Fiction. Ooooh! and someone has to say, "These snakes are not getting jiggy...god-damnit."

Also the movie should have funny voice actors voicing over people in the movie who's voices suck.(I hope that made sense)
M.S. Feather 04-15-2006 10:17 PM
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Originally posted by Sir Nise
Speaking of the 90's, I hope they give Sam Jackson his hair from Pulp Fiction.


He's bald in this one.

I wish he had donned the fro for this role though, it would have made him kick that much more ass (afros possess such powers ya know). Wink
Sharpshooter005 04-15-2006 10:35 PM
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I wish he had donned the fro for this role though, it would have made him kick that much more ass (afros possess such powers ya know)


"Mind if I wash that down with some of your tasty anti-venom?"
Mike 07-20-2006 08:45 PM
You know what kicks ass?

There's a NOVELIZATION OF Snakes on a Plane.

Yes, you heard right. Bask in the glory of it.
David Ryder 07-20-2006 09:29 PM
When does it end? "ZOMG!!! Haha! Hammer heads aboard the Queen Mary!!!" or *insert animal/insect/whatever on random place*. I swear the internet can take something that might have been good for a laugh and over hype the hell out of it to the point where it's just "Ya Snakes on a plane....hurray." So yeah I hope this movie dies a painful and horrid death. *gun shot*
Sharpshooter005 07-20-2006 10:14 PM
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Originally posted by Gaddes
When does it end? "ZOMG!!! Haha! Hammer heads aboard the Queen Mary!!!"


I'm so stealing this idea.
SEELE 08 07-20-2006 10:26 PM
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Originally posted by Mike
You know what kicks ass?

There's a NOVELIZATION OF Snakes on a Plane.

Yes, you heard right. Bask in the glory of it.


Instant. Classic. Period.

It will be a work of litareture ranking with such great works as War and Peace and Hamlet
Dude Love 07-20-2006 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
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I wish he had donned the fro for this role though, it would have made him kick that much more ass (afros possess such powers ya know)


"Mind if I wash that down with some of your tasty anti-venom?"


Win.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the cobra and the tyranny of evil boa. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the snake pit, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Mike 07-20-2006 10:54 PM
I really have to start memorizing passages from Pulp Fiction.
Travis Bickle 07-21-2006 01:19 AM
I need to start forgetting the entire Pulp Fiction script.
088nd 07-21-2006 10:28 AM
Why would you even contemplate doing that?
Chitter-Box-Kat 07-21-2006 01:42 PM
Uhh... ... ... O__O; ... ... You're all crazier than me... ... That shouldn't be humanly possible. <.< ... ... >.>
*whips out a butt-load of machine guns*

I don't think I'll see Snakes On A Plane. It reminds me too much of teh b-movies my dad and I like to joke about. And if I wanted to see a bunch of snakes of varying deadlyness, I'd go to a zoo with a big ass reptile house.

The movie is over-hyped. O__o; And so are you guys.

*backs away slowly pointing hwer guns in front of her*
Mike 07-30-2006 09:17 PM
Oh my God I just saw a commercial for SOAP!!