Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.

Fujiko 08-07-2006 12:18 AM
Because it's his fault that Sara Comatori's avatar and Daft Punk's "Superheroes" are almost perfectly in sync.
Nine Kuze 08-07-2006 02:44 PM
86) He should because he's trying to convince the world that he actually has a real daughter by having his celebrity friends wander around saying that "SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY IN THE WORLD. EVER!1!".

Even though anyone who can read a tabloid and see between the lines can obviously tell that there is no "Suri".
Peace.
Mr. Peabody 08-22-2006 09:03 PM
Even Paramount is sick of this loony!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14472455/?GT1=8404
Nine Kuze 10-24-2006 06:02 PM
87) Supposedly, he ruined my birthday.

quote:
Us Weekly has confirmed that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will get married in Italy on November 18. A rep for the couple says: "All those details are correct. Proper security measures are being taken [to keep the vows private.]" Additionally, Giorgio Armani has confirmed he's creating both outfits for the wedding, including Tom Cruise's suit and Katie Holmes' wedding dress, saying: "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

Bastard.