Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.

75 (I think) Because he's like 4 feet tall but refuses to admit it.

Dwarfism- is a result of his inner Thetans. He needs to shell out more cash to scientology to cure it.

I know who L. Ron Hubbard was, he was a good sci-fi author.

A sci-fi author, but a good one nonetheless.

Still, for a book that says at the very beginning, "THIS IS NOT A RELIGION OR A PHILOSOPHY," and the original manuscript was said to have "THIS IS FICTION" written on the inner cover, Mr. Cruise does take it all rather seriously.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: He said on a tv show that he hates any anime I'd love to hear what his reason was, because...he venerates a hack pulp sci-fi author that nobody would have ever heard of had they not started a moneymaking scheme turned cult.

He said his reason was he thinks Japan and any thing from it is sh** and that made a lot of would be fans want him dead which I guess is how this got started. And this was right before he was to do a voiceover in a Japanese translated animeation that was coming to America, needless to say he got replaced.

70ish: He has the exact same smile as Alan Gabriel. You can take that any way you want to take it and you'll still get to the same place I'm going.

70ish+1: With him gone, Katie Holmes is back on the market. A bit of a fixer-upper, but with some minor brain unwashing, quite a bargain.

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He said his reason was he thinks Japan and any thing from it is sh**

So its like the people on the internet who go to the other extreme, and make wildly inaccurate positive generalizations about Japan....hm...If only these two groups could mutually exterminate each other, that would save so much time..

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: He said his reason was he thinks Japan and any thing from it is sh** So its like the people on the internet who go to the other extreme, and make wildly inaccurate positive generalizations about Japan....hm...If only these two groups could mutually exterminate each other, that would save so much time..

Yep. 78ish: he has a law named after him, how stupid do u have to be to get a law named after you.

You are either very smart, or very stupid. Newton being smart. Tom Cruise being a self-absorbed brain dead sponge. My parakeet would overkill Tom Cruise in a battle of wits.

(I just went over this and this is the exact number of reasons there are... give or take a few posts)

70. Because he said the word "glib".

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We're just being glib, we don't know the history like he does

I really wish I saw that interview. Going from War of the Worlds (wasn't that good anyway) to saying the word 'glib' and proclaiming you know the history of drugs and all that would have been very good television. But I heard that it wasn't televised in the US or something like that, so oh well.

71. Because Tom Cruise was in Mission Impossible 2 & 3.

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Originally posted by SEELE 08 71. Because Tom Cruise was in Mission Impossible 2 & 3.

But not the first one?

72. He wanted to be Iron Man, even though Iron Man would completely kick his ass.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by SEELE 08 71. Because Tom Cruise was in Mission Impossible 2 & 3. But not the first one? 72. He wanted to be Iron Man, even though Iron Man would completely kick his ass. Peace.

yes!!!!! let this Iron Man kick his ass! thats what we all what.

70something: We haven't killed him yet?

74. Tom Cruise should die because he's basically made us create and be active in a thread here that is solely based on him.

Damn him.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI 74. Tom Cruise should die because he's basically made us create and be active in a thread here that is solely based on him. Damn him. Peace.

f*** u Cruise, We WILL KILL YOU.

Sorry for the duble post.

Cause people like see Tom Cruise BLOW UP.

Number 79) This thing that someone sent me.

Number 80) Cause all the things that are described in that article would be fun to watch.

I've got to agree... he must be some sort of wicked force of nature that, if destroyed, would surely upset some sort of delicate balance and eventually destroy all life in the galaxy.

81) OPRAH!!!

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/miscellaneous_tv/000824.php

82) No one encourage him to run for president

He'd fund NASA though. Unfortunately its mission statement would be altered from attempting a mission to mars to building an armada to fight xenu or something.

83: He's Tom Cruse not much more to say. He sucked in most of his movies and I really hate they way he smiles! He freaked out Oprah...which is a bad idea all together.

Note: I'm one of the luckys...I didn't see Last Samurai