Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.

Nine Kuze 05-10-2006 04:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SEELE 08
59. Tom Cruise should die for jumping the shark.

I think she meant "Tom Cruise should jump into a shark".
Peace.
Dangerous 05-10-2006 04:50 PM
Not by an innocent shark. It is better for him to have been killed by a tripod in his movie "the war of the worlds"
SEELE 08 05-10-2006 08:21 PM
But the aliens wouldn't use him to make their "fertalizer" he'd contaminate the land and haunt him with hig hugetastic ego.
Shadow dorothy 05-23-2006 02:33 PM
68: HE HATES THE BIG O WHAT MORE OF A REASON DO WE F***ING NEED TO KILL HIM ALREADY!!!!
Diverse Considerations 05-23-2006 04:30 PM
60ish: We need a reason?
Shadow dorothy 05-27-2006 02:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Diverse Considerations
60ish: We need a reason?


If we didn't it would be unjustivfied man slaughter. and who reading this doesn't want him dead.(read my frist comment on why he should die).
Sharpshooter005 05-27-2006 02:44 PM
quote:
If we didn't it would be unjustivfied man slaughter.


If it looks like an accident theres no charges.
Shadow dorothy 05-28-2006 01:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
quote:
If we didn't it would be unjustivfied man slaughter.


If it looks like an accident theres no charges.


Are you sure? cause I'm pretty sure that they could charge you even if it was an accident.
Mike 05-29-2006 07:27 PM
As long as it looks like nobody purposely loosened th ebolts on the stage light before it fell on his head and burst into flame, they can't charge you with aything.
Generalissimo D 05-29-2006 07:35 PM
69: He would dare to touch a stage rigged to kill him.
Inigo Montoya 05-29-2006 08:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Shadow dorothy
68: HE HATES THE BIG O WHAT MORE OF A REASON DO WE F***ING NEED TO KILL HIM ALREADY!!!!


He hates the Big O? what variation of it, the robot or the euphemism?

HANG HIM!
Randolph 05-30-2006 09:20 AM
70: He reinforces my low opinion of humanity at large.
dancinggummi88 05-30-2006 09:21 AM
hes a psycho and a rapist!
SEELE 08 05-30-2006 10:50 AM
71. For not coming out of the closet- even though its made of glass.
Sharpshooter005 05-30-2006 11:19 AM
72. I was trying to find the (surprisingly well photoshopped) picture of katie holmes done up like alessa on the silent hill poster, with the caption "silent birth" and post it here when it still would have been relevant.

So...tom cruise somehow covertly made it so I forgot where I'd seen that?
SEELE 08 05-30-2006 11:28 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
72. I was trying to find the (surprisingly well photoshopped) picture of katie holmes done up like alessa on the silent hill poster, with the caption "silent birth" and post it here when it still would have been relevant.

So...tom cruise somehow covertly made it so I forgot where I'd seen that?


The Thetans made you forget! And scientology can clear you of your thetans for a low low price!
Shadow dorothy 05-30-2006 03:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by The Venome Lord
quote:
Originally posted by Shadow dorothy
68: HE HATES THE BIG O WHAT MORE OF A REASON DO WE F***ING NEED TO KILL HIM ALREADY!!!!


He hates the Big O? what variation of it, the robot or the euphemism?

HANG HIM!


He said on a tv show that he hates any anime. another reason is that that he's so stupid he'll walk in front of a bus before relizing it's there(no wonder he needs bodygaurds).
Sharpshooter005 05-30-2006 03:43 PM
quote:
He said on a tv show that he hates any anime


I'd love to hear what his reason was, because...he venerates a hack pulp sci-fi author that nobody would have ever heard of had they not started a moneymaking scheme turned cult.
SEELE 08 05-30-2006 05:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
quote:
He said on a tv show that he hates any anime


I'd love to hear what his reason was, because...he venerates a hack pulp sci-fi author that nobody would have ever heard of had they not started a moneymaking scheme turned cult.


Tom Cruise KNOWS the history of anime!
Sharpshooter005 05-30-2006 05:43 PM
We're just being glib, we don't know the history like he does