Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.

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It was a great lesson in my life — how he'd lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang!

His dad was a scientologist too?

(ZING.)

41. Because Tom Cruise lies.

42. Because my cat says so.

43. His Mission Impossible series is a poor imitation of the James Bond series.

#44

www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/tomcruisesquirted.html

45. Because he let himself be on Ebaum's World.

46: He likes his placenta raw.

(I know what you're thinking, but no I don't think this practice has anything to do with his brainwashing cult)

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47. "Child birth should be completed in silence"? WTF!?! I'm not a woman, but COME ON!!! Let's see what happens if he tries to squeeze a watermelon-sized object out somethime the size of a lemon!

He apparenly "clarified" that one. It actually means everyone else in the room needs to remain quiet.

47. "Child birth should be completed in silence"? WTF!?! I'm not a woman, but COME ON!!! Let's see what happens if he tries to squeeze a watermelon-sized object out somethime the size of a lemon!

(Come to think of it, that would be funny as hell if he tried. Just like that dude on the Dairy Queen Blizzard commercial.)

48. Not duct-taping and/or beating the stupid out of the children in the War of the Worlds movie...(although I happen to think that the Scary Movie 4 parody was the funniest thing I've seen all year)

49. Eating his child's placenta.

50. He's dancing on the BET Network.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFQkOQhBCg

51. He is naturally nervous and is naturally angry. But he hides his mood to us.

52. He has the unique and decidedly unnatural ability to call people names and insult their profession whilst smiling like a moron and giggling silently.

I have seen him do it. It is not pretty.

53. With the possible exception of collateral, he's played the same character in every movie he's ever been in.

54. Because he exists.

55. He must die because I don't like him !

56. Tom Cruise should die for his wooden appearence.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 53. With the possible exception of collateral, he's played the same character in every movie he's ever been in.

I seriously think that was his best performance. And also, you are so right on that point as well, Sharpie.

57. Him and the media are running a gauntlet to make sure that people can go a whole day without hearing his name, which is actually rather annoying as well by itself.
Peace.

58. It would be wonderfully ironic if one day he answered his door was paid a visit by a TOMahawk CRUISE missile.

59. Tom Cruise should die for jumping the shark.