Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.

Sharpshooter005 04-09-2006 07:35 PM
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It was a great lesson in my life — how he'd lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang!


His dad was a scientologist too?

(ZING.)
Sir Nise 04-09-2006 09:26 PM
41. Because Tom Cruise lies.
Jabberwiccy 04-11-2006 10:54 AM
42. Because my cat says so.
Mr. Peabody 04-11-2006 02:30 PM
43. His Mission Impossible series is a poor imitation of the James Bond series.
DJX Prime 04-17-2006 11:26 PM
Fujiko 04-18-2006 01:44 AM
45. Because he let himself be on Ebaum's World.
Sharpshooter005 04-18-2006 09:37 AM
46: He likes his placenta raw.

(I know what you're thinking, but no I don't think this practice has anything to do with his brainwashing cult)

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47. "Child birth should be completed in silence"? WTF!?! I'm not a woman, but COME ON!!! Let's see what happens if he tries to squeeze a watermelon-sized object out somethime the size of a lemon!


He apparenly "clarified" that one. It actually means everyone else in the room needs to remain quiet.
DJX Prime 04-19-2006 02:04 AM
47. "Child birth should be completed in silence"? WTF!?! I'm not a woman, but COME ON!!! Let's see what happens if he tries to squeeze a watermelon-sized object out somethime the size of a lemon!

(Come to think of it, that would be funny as hell if he tried. Just like that dude on the Dairy Queen Blizzard commercial.)
Jabberwiccy 04-20-2006 09:37 AM
48. Not duct-taping and/or beating the stupid out of the children in the War of the Worlds movie...(although I happen to think that the Scary Movie 4 parody was the funniest thing I've seen all year) Pleased
Generalissimo D 04-22-2006 02:17 PM
49. Eating his child's placenta.
Mr. Peabody 05-10-2006 01:56 PM
50. He's dancing on the BET Network. Roll Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFQkOQhBCg
Dangerous 05-10-2006 02:04 PM
51. He is naturally nervous and is naturally angry. But he hides his mood to us.
Randolph 05-10-2006 02:18 PM
52. He has the unique and decidedly unnatural ability to call people names and insult their profession whilst smiling like a moron and giggling silently.

I have seen him do it. It is not pretty.
Sharpshooter005 05-10-2006 02:34 PM
53. With the possible exception of collateral, he's played the same character in every movie he's ever been in.
Mike 05-10-2006 02:44 PM
54. Because he exists.
Dangerous 05-10-2006 02:56 PM
55. He must die because I don't like him !
SEELE 08 05-10-2006 02:58 PM
56. Tom Cruise should die for his wooden appearence.
Nine Kuze 05-10-2006 03:43 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
53. With the possible exception of collateral, he's played the same character in every movie he's ever been in.

I seriously think that was his best performance. And also, you are so right on that point as well, Sharpie.

57. Him and the media are running a gauntlet to make sure that people can go a whole day without hearing his name, which is actually rather annoying as well by itself.
Peace.
Mike 05-10-2006 03:55 PM
58. It would be wonderfully ironic if one day he answered his door was paid a visit by a TOMahawk CRUISE missile.
SEELE 08 05-10-2006 04:24 PM
59. Tom Cruise should die for jumping the shark.