Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.
| Sir Nise |
03-21-2006 10:37 PM |
20. At school he stepped on my shoes. In the light.
| Sharpshooter005 |
03-21-2006 10:46 PM |
21. He feels the need, the need for speed. By which I mean amphetamines.
| 088nd |
03-21-2006 10:51 PM |
22.
| Hienrich Ele |
03-23-2006 05:18 PM |
23. He's Tom Cruise.
| BethMcBeth |
03-23-2006 06:11 PM |
24: He's so short that in all his films he tries to be taller to obliviously make up for something he is lacking.
| SEELE 08 |
03-23-2006 07:51 PM |
24. The way he controls his "girlfreind" who is a mere cover up for his not very well closteted homosexuality. If you're going to use a cover-up at least pretend you like her.
| Nine Kuze |
03-23-2006 09:10 PM |
25. He finally married an actor that has the same caliber of acting ability has him. Because it was better in the past when he was with someone that was so much better than him. But now that he's with Holmes (who almost ruined Batman Begins by her own damn self) we get to see even more flaws in his acting.
26. He probably hates the funny line from Stewie Griffin from Family Guy where Stewie is running away, goes to airport and a pilot takes him to find his parents.
Stewie: "Whatever they're paying you, I'll double it! I'll give you anything you want! Money! Women!... Men?"
Peace.
| Fujiko |
03-23-2006 09:54 PM |
27. He sunk my battleship! Ironically named the S.S. Nicole
| SEELE 08 |
03-23-2006 09:58 PM |
38. He insulted the honor of not only myself but of my Neon Genesis Kubrick figures.
| Sharpshooter005 |
03-24-2006 06:17 AM |
39. Interview with the vampire. I even blame him for the horrific cover of "sympathy for the devil" at the end of that movie. In fact I think this movie actually counts as six different reasons.
40. What did Xenu ever do to Tom Cruise? Xenu's an okay guy once you get to know him.
| Wazpy |
03-24-2006 07:16 AM |
70. His last name is too cool for school.
| BethMcBeth |
03-27-2006 07:39 AM |
#?: He took off his braces during filming, they should have just wired his mouth shut! XD!
-Beth
| Ace of Spades |
03-27-2006 11:06 AM |
He made me waste my hard earned money on that crappy Last Samurai movie.
| Sharpshooter005 |
03-27-2006 02:46 PM |
| Generalissimo D |
03-27-2006 03:06 PM |
#46
He made all of you lose track.
| Randolph |
03-27-2006 03:13 PM |
#35: Look Ma, I can count by myself!
He looks funny.
| Generalissimo D |
04-09-2006 12:25 PM |
#36
He is zombified Katie Holmes.
| Sir Nise |
04-09-2006 12:51 PM |
#39.5
he's a scientologists and is having a silent birth
| Nine Kuze |
04-09-2006 06:30 PM |
| Generalissimo D |
04-09-2006 06:35 PM |
#39
He looks dangerously raped-like in that picture.