Reasons why Tom Cruise should die.

Generalissimo D 03-17-2006 09:10 PM
New game. LoL.

I'll start.

1. He married Nicole Kidman.
Mike 03-17-2006 09:11 PM
2. He divorced Nicole Kidman.
Travis Bickle 03-17-2006 09:11 PM
3 - Eyes Wide Shut
David Ryder 03-17-2006 09:12 PM
4. he's part of a UFO cult.
Generalissimo D 03-17-2006 09:14 PM
5. He initially wanted to become a catholic priest.
David Ryder 03-17-2006 09:15 PM
6. He ruins people's sofa's and then screams at the Audience.
Randolph 03-17-2006 09:20 PM
He needs a reason to die?

7. He smiles too damned much.
Travis Bickle 03-17-2006 09:21 PM
8 - He sues people that call him gay
Fujiko 03-18-2006 03:24 AM
9. he marries women taller than he
Jonny Axehandle 03-18-2006 10:27 AM
Hobodoken 03-18-2006 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Gaddes
4. he's part of a UFO cult.


11. His laugh.
Nine Kuze 03-18-2006 05:30 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Randolph
He needs a reason to die?

This is probably the best answer.

But anyway, I have two if that's okay.
12. He sucks at his profession
13. Minority Report
Blue Crow 03-19-2006 10:23 AM
reason for him to live a little longer:

1. magnolia.

come on folks, that was a good movie.

but other than that, he is pretty out of control.

Mr. Peabody 03-19-2006 11:42 AM
14. He's tried to convert every actress he's worked with to Scientology.
Dork 03-20-2006 09:33 PM
15. It's a good bet Ewan Mcgregor never dressed up as Dorothy Gale for Halloween.

ebie 03-21-2006 12:03 AM
16. War of the Worlds
Big Money 03-21-2006 11:33 AM
17: You're a jerk.
Mike 03-21-2006 10:31 PM
18: He's a dwarf in a tall man's world.
Generalissimo D 03-21-2006 10:33 PM
19. My pants are dirty.
Dude Love 03-21-2006 10:37 PM
20. He won't come out of the closet. And he drew John Travolta and R.Kelly in there, too.