| Pygmalion | 01-23-2004 04:34 PM |
Here's a song I enjoyed in my younger days:
Tennesee Birdwalk
Take away the trees
And the birds will have to sit upon the ground, umm
Take away their wings
And the birds will have to walk to get around
And take away the bird baths
And dirty birds will soon be everywhere
Take away their feathers
And the birds will walk around in underwear
Take away their [whistle]
And the birds will have to whisper when they sing (chirp, chirp)
Take away their common sense
And they'll be headed southward in the Spring
Oh remember me my darlin'
When Spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds
Are whisperin' everywhere
When you see them walkin' southward
In their dirty underwear
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk
How 'bout some trees
So the birds won't have to sit upon the ground, umm
And how 'bout some wings
So the birds won't have to walk to get around
And how 'bout a bird bath for two
So the birds will all be clean
And how about some feathers
So their underwear no longer will be seen
How 'bout a little [whistle]
So the birds won't have to whisper when they sing (chirp, chirp)
And how 'bout some common sense
So they won't be blockin' traffic in the Spring
Oh remember me my darlin'
When Spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds
Are whisperin' everywhere
When you see them walkin' southward
In their dirty underwear
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk (chirp, chirp)
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk (chirp, chirp)
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk (chirp, chirp)
The Tennessee Birdwalk [fade]
Tennesee Birdwalk
Take away the trees
And the birds will have to sit upon the ground, umm
Take away their wings
And the birds will have to walk to get around
And take away the bird baths
And dirty birds will soon be everywhere
Take away their feathers
And the birds will walk around in underwear
Take away their [whistle]
And the birds will have to whisper when they sing (chirp, chirp)
Take away their common sense
And they'll be headed southward in the Spring
Oh remember me my darlin'
When Spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds
Are whisperin' everywhere
When you see them walkin' southward
In their dirty underwear
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk
How 'bout some trees
So the birds won't have to sit upon the ground, umm
And how 'bout some wings
So the birds won't have to walk to get around
And how 'bout a bird bath for two
So the birds will all be clean
And how about some feathers
So their underwear no longer will be seen
How 'bout a little [whistle]
So the birds won't have to whisper when they sing (chirp, chirp)
And how 'bout some common sense
So they won't be blockin' traffic in the Spring
Oh remember me my darlin'
When Spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds
Are whisperin' everywhere
When you see them walkin' southward
In their dirty underwear
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk (chirp, chirp)
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk (chirp, chirp)
That's the Tennesee Birdwalk (chirp, chirp)
The Tennessee Birdwalk [fade]