Song Quotes/Lyrics

Dare to be Stupid - Weird Al (from the Transformers Movie)


Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

yes,yes Sarah has been on the brain.. last one..for a while anyway


Ice Cream-Sarah McLachlan

Your love is better than ice cream
Better than anything else that I’ve tried
And your love is better than ice cream
Everyone here know how to fight

And it’s a long way down
It’s a long way down
It’s a long way down to the place
Where we started from

Your love is better than chocolate
Better than anything else that I’ve tried
Oh love is better than chocolate
Everyone here knows how to cry

It’s a long way down
It’s a long way down
It’s a long way down to the place
Where we started from...

Leaves are falling all around,
It's time I was on my way.
Thanks to you, I'm much obliged
For such a pleasant stay.
But now it's time for me to go,
The autumn moon lights my way.
For now I smell the rain,
And with it pain,
And it's headed my way.
Ah, sometimes I grow so tired,
But I know I've got one thing I got to do,

*Ramble On,
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.

Got no time to for spreadin' roots,
The time has come to be gone.
And tho' our health we drank a thousand times,
It's time to Ramble On.

I ain't tellin' no lie.
Mine's a tale that can't be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Her, her....yea.
Ain't nothing I can do, no.

Gonna ramble on, sing my song
Gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby...
Gonna work my way, round the world
I can't stop this feelin' in my heart
Gotta keep searchin' for my baby
I can't find my bluebird!
I'd listen to my bluebird sing but I can't find my blue bird
A-keep-a ramblin' baby...

Grateful Dead - Standing on the Moon

Standing on the moon
I got no cobweb on my shoe
Standing on the moon
I'm feeling so alone and blue
I see the Gulf of Mexico
As tiny as a tear
The coast of California
Must be somewhere over here - over here

Standing on the moon
I see the battle rage below
Standing on the moon
I see the soldiers come and go
There's a metal flag beside me
Someone planted long ago
Old Glory standing stiffly
Crimson, white and indigo - indigo

I see all of Southeast Asia
I can see El Salvador
I hear the cries of children
And the other songs of war
It's like a mighty melody
That rings down from the sky
Standing here upon the moon
I watch it all roll by - all roll by

Standing on the moon
With nothing else to do
A lovely view of heaven
But I'd rather be with you

Standing on the moon
I see a shadow on the sun
Standing on the moon
The stars go fading one by one
I hear a cry of victory
And another of defeat
a scrap of age-old lullaby
Down some forgotten street

Standing on the moon
Where talk is cheap and vision true
Standing on the moon
But I would rather be with you
Somewhere in San Francisco
On a back porch in July
Just looking up to heaven
At this crescent in the sky

Standing on the moon
With nothing left to do
A lovely view of heaven
But I'd rather be with you - be with you

All The World Is A Stage (Dive)
by World/Inferno Friendship Society

Quiet desperation ain’t my goddamn scene.
I don’t know if you can follow me,
but you bought a ticket so i guess we’re gonna see.
My friends!
To the wine and to the stage!
If you squander your precious beautiful days,
that makes you a sucker!
You don’t want to be a sucker, motherf***er!
To the quitters and the complainers,
if we never meet again
remember when –-


all the world was a stage dive,
all the world loved a clown,
knowing how the clown hated them
and all the clowns in the house
stared up at the stage.
They used to get so mad.
The had such a good thing that day
but at the last minute it just sort of went bad.

They lost their nerve,
They just went straight.
They didn’t have the balls to hold it down and
they brought everybody else right down with them
While clowns must stand.

So welcome.
Welcome to the scene!
You’ve all got to come out and have a drink with me. I’ll buy round one,
you buy round two,
you buy round three.
We’ll make a toast to absent friends
and better days,
to remembering and being remembered as brave
and not as a bunch of whining jerks.
To the quitters and the complainers,
if we never meet again remember this –-

All the world is a stage dive
All the world loves a clown.
You know that clowns hate them and
how hard it is to get a clown out of the house
and up on the stage.
But tonight you’ve come, you’re here, I’m so glad.
Don’t forget how it feels kids and don’t crap out.

Don’t lose your nerve.
Do not go straight.
You must testify or
I’m going to come to your house to
punch you in the mouth
‘cause clowns must stand.

When a clown goes straight all clowns are hurt. When a clown abandons his passion
all his friends end up with egg on the face.
Clowns must stand.

What did I say? Clowns must stand.

They pulled in just behind the bridge
He lays her down, he frowns
"Gee my life's a funny thing, am I still too young?"
He kissed her then and there
She took his ring, took his babies
It took him minutes, took her nowhere
Heaven knows, she'd have taken anything, but
CHORUS (SHE)
All night
She wants the young American
Young American, young American, she wants the young American
All right
She wants the young American
Scanning life through the picture window
She finds the slinky vagabond
He coughs as he passes her Ford Mustang, but
Heaven forbid, she'll take anything
But the freak, and his type, all for nothing
He misses a step and cuts his hand, but
Showing nothing, he swoops like a song
She cries "Where have all Papa's heroes gone?"
CHORUS (SHE)
All the way from Washington
Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor
"We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?"
CHORUS (HE)
All night
He wants the young American
Young American, young American, he wants the young American
All right
He wants the young American
Do you remember, your President Nixon?
Do you remember, the bills you have to pay
Or even yesterday?
Have you have been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a razor
In case, just in case of depression?
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll
Her heart's been broken just like you have
CHORUS (YOU)
All night
You want the young American
Young American, young American, you want the young American
All right
You want the young American
You ain't a pimp and you ain't a hustler
A pimp's got a Cadi and a lady got a Chrysler
Black's got respect, and white's got his soul train
Mama's got cramps, and look at your hands ache
(I heard the news today, oh boy)
I got a suite and you got defeat
Ain't there a man you can say no more?
And, ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
And, ain't there a child I can hold without judging?
Ain't there a pen that will write before they die?
Ain't you proud that you've still got faces?
Ain't there one damn song that can make me
break down and cry?
CHORUS (I) (repeat 3 times)
All night
I want the young American
Young American, young American, I want the young American
All right
I want the young American

You're Hidden By Your Good Looks, Your Fake Smile
I Loved You But It Took Me A Long While
To Realize You Don't Even Care.
All The Feelings, You Had None.
There's Only One Word To Describe You,
And Thats A Hypocrite.
I Looked Over You, I Looked Over Me.
Look At You And Smile, You f***ing Pedophile.
I Looked Over You, I Looked Over Me.
Look At You And Smile, PEDOPHILE!
SEDUCTION! TIED DOWN!
DECAPITATION!
LISTEN! OHHHHH!
YOU HYPOCRITE!
THIS IS THE END! SUCK IT!
My Eyes Are Never Dry.
Its All Done.
It Wasnt Real And All But It Was Fun.
Was I Not Good Enough For You King? [3x]
I Guess Not.
I Looked Over You, I Looked Over Me.
Look At You And Smile, You f***ing Pedophile.
I Looked Over You, I Looked Over Me.
Look At You And Smile, PEDOPHILE!
SEDUCTION! TIED DOWN!
DECAPITATION!
LISTEN! OHHHHH!
YOU HYPOCRITE THIS IS THE END! SUCK IT!
YOUR NOT THE KINGYOU NEVER WILL FIND.
DON'T YOU SEE IT'S ALL IN MY MIND! (x3)
YOUR NOT THE KING YOU NEVER WILL FIND...
I HOPE YOU CHOKE!

Since I am not with anyone, I still think its a cool song. (Sorry about double posting)

beautiful, you're beautiful, as beautiful as the sun
wonderful, you're wonderful, as wonderful as they come
and i can't help but feel attached
to the feelings i can't even match
with my face pressed up to the glass, wanting you

beautiful, you're beautiful, as beautiful as the sky
wonderful, it's wonderful, to know that you're just like i
and i'm sure you know me well, as i'm sure you don't
but you just can't tell
who you love and who you won't

and i love you, as you love me
so let the clouds roll by your face
we'll let the world spin on to another place
we'll climb the tallest tree above it all
to look down on you and me and them

and i'm sure you know me well, as i'm sure you don't
but you just can't tell, who you'll love and who you won't
don't let your life wrap up around you
don't forget to call, whenever
i'll be here just waiting for you
i'll be under your stars forever
neither here nor there just right beside you
i'll be under the stairs forever
neither here nor there just right beside you.

yet, I do have someone in mind for this song.

Disease by Sevendust

I stuck my head in the sand
Cut my face to hell
There was nothing - nothing but my life unanswered
The truth has died
And in the world you wanted to find
There was nothing - nothing but the unforgiven

[CHORUS
Destroy all you see
Tattoo the world - change everything
Save the world for me
Tattoo the world

Do I care anymore - if there's a new beginning
The simple plan is broken
Every time it's given
I needed thrust and love but grab the hand of hate
To help me up again
To f*** me up again

[CHORUS]

Here it comes – Here it comes!

[CHORUS]

BOLD My favorite part of the song and all the Chorus's

Sunship Balloons - The Flaming Lips

"Now listen...
I don't know the dimensions of outer space, but if our ability to feel love turns out to be just a cosmic accident, I'd like to think this means that the universe is on our side...

I don't know how far a man can go til he finds a way, oh, that's you and me
Let's do it once, let's do it twice, let's do it all night
Til the sunrise comes too soon
In our sunship balloons

Now listen...
I don't care, 'cause we're gonna find a way to fly to the sun, oh, that's you and me
Let's do it once, let's do it twice, let's do it all night
Til the sunrise comes too soon
In our sunship balloons..."

The chourus sounds a little perverted (is singing about doing it in some sort of hot air balloon? Kinky.) but I think it's actually a really kind of romantic song.

It doesn’t mean much
It doesn’t mean anything at all
The life I’ve left behind me
Is a cold room
I’ve crossed the last line
From where I can’t return
Where every step I took in faith
Betrayed me
And led me from my home
And sweet
Sweet surrender
Is all that I have to give
You take me in
No questions asked
You strip away the ugliness
That surrounds me
Are you an angel
Am I already that gone
I only hope
That I won’t disappoint you
When I’m down here
On my knees
And sweet
Sweet
Sweet surrender
Is all that I have to give
Sweet
Sweet
Sweet surrender
Is all that I have to give
And I don’t understand
By the touch of your hand
I would be the one to fall
I miss the little things
I miss everything (about you)
It doesn’t mean much
It doesn’t mean anything at all
The life I left behind me
Is a cold room
And sweet
Sweet
Sweet surrender
Is all that I have to give

Artist: Joel Billy
Title: Piano Man

It's nine o'clock on a saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "son, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and i knew it complete
When i wore a younger man's clothes"

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now john at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "bill, i believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"well i'm sure that i could be a movie star
If i could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with davy who's still in the navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Chorus

It's a pretty good crowd for a saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da daChorus

Geek by mc chris

Chorus:
Stop pickin on me. Because I’m a geek.
I’m strange to you. You’re strange to me.
Well, one of these days. I’m gonna pack heat.
You’re brains on the wall. My face on tv.

They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
Sand kickers comin’ sixty clicks upon the sonar.
They’re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
If this was D&D, you’d see me jump into a portal.
I’m a geek, spelled g double 3 k.
I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
Card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke.
We got style.
Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman’s.
We got problems, namely the jocks.
The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
Otherwise known as the motherf***ers touchin' the tit.
If I was wolverine, you’d hear my knuckles go snikt.
I’m not perfect, the b4 picture of Peter Parker.
I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
I got brains, f*** B’s and C’s.
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year’s Eve.

chorus repeat

Don’t f*** with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.
You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch.
One night I didn’t go to sleep, up playin’ Risk.
At dawn, I won, got global dominance.
But it in the hallway it’s completely different sh**.
Can’t get my locker open and my pants are always split.
Can’t seem to catch a ride, can’t ever get a date.
But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I’m great.
Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
I’m at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.
Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
Never, been kissed, never been holding hands.
Just, bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.
Darth Vader with inhalers, in case my lungs collapse.
The dragon died from a heart attack
You may advance and yo, I upped your armor class.
Being a geek, it aint so bad.
I can’t get laid, I got Japanime stashed.
And a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts.
Dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass.

chorus repeat

I found a picture of you, oh
What hijacked my world that night
To a place in the past
We've been cast out of, oh
Now we're back in the fight

We're back on the train yeah (ooh, ah)
Oh

A circumstance beyond our control, oh
The phone, TV and the news of the world
Got in the house like a pigeon from Hell, oh
Threw sand in your eyes and descended like flies
Put us back on the train yeah (ooh, ah)
Oh, back on the chain gang

The powers that be
That force us to live like we do
Bring me to my knees
When I see what they've done to you.

But I'll die as I stand her today
Knowing that deep in my heart
They'll fall to ruin one day
For making us apart.

I found a picture of you, oh
Those were the happiest days of my life
Now we're back on the train
Oh, back on the chain gang.

Like a break in the battle was your part, oh
In the wretched life of a lonely heart
Now we're back on the train
Oh, back on the chain gang.

The Laws Have Changed by The New Pornographers

It was crime at the time but the laws, we changed íem,
though the hero for hireís forever the same one.

Introducing for the first time,
Pharaoh on the microphone.
Sing all hail, whatíll be revealed today
when we peer into the great unknown,
from the line to the throne?

Awakened to cheers after years on the faultline,
we are shocked to be here in the face of the meantime.

Pharaoh, all your methods have taught me is
to separate my blood from bone.
It will all fail, feeling what I feel today,
when we peer into the great unknown,
from the line to the throne.

Form a line through here,
form a line to the throne.

Alone in the chain, it remains to be seen how,
how well you can play when the pawn takes a queen now.

Introducing for the first time,
Pharaoh on the microphone.

Sing all hail, whatíll be revealed today
when we peer into the great unknown,
from the line to the throne?

Form a line through here,
form a line to the throne.

It was crime at the time but the laws have changed, yeah.

Here's a catchy one that'll rock your socks:

Surrender by Cheap Trick


Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch"
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off,
Some Indonesian junk that's going rooooooooooound

Mommy's alright,
Daddy's alright,
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself awaaaaa-aay
Aaaaay-aay
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, aaay-yaaaaaay

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things"
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines"
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years

Mommy's alright,
Daddy's alright,
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself awaaaaa-aay
Aaaaay-aay
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, aaay-yaaaaaay

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

Mommy's alright,
Daddy's alright,
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself awaaaaa-aay
Aaaaay-aay
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, aaay-yaaaaaay

Awaaaaaaaaay
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaay-aaaay

(repeat chorus until fade)

I recently bought the Turtles Greatest Hits, and I found this little gem. I really dig this song, despite it's age. Some songs are just plain timeless.


"You’ve got a thing about you
I just can’t live without you
I really want you Elenore near me

Your looks intoxicate me
Even though your folks hate me
There’s no one like you Elenore really

Elenore gee I think you’re swell
And you really do me well
You’re my pride and joy etcetera

Elenore can I take the time
To ask you to speak your mind
Tell me that you love me better

I really think you’re groovy
Let’s go out to a movie
What do you say now Elenore can we?

They’ll turn the lights way down low
Maybe we won’t watch the show
I think I love you Elenore love me

Elenore gee I think you’re swell
And you really do me well
You’re my pride and joy etcetera

Elenore can I take the time
To ask you to speak your mind
Tell me that you love me better

Elenore gee I think you’re swell ah ha
Elenore gee I think you’re swell ah ha a a a…"

The Unforgiven II - Metallica

Lay beside me
Tell me what they've done
Speak the words I wanna hear
To make my demons run
The door is locked now
But it's open if you're true
If you can understand the me
Then I can understand the you

Lay beside me under wicked sky
The black of day, dark of night
We share this paralyze
The door cracks open
But there's no sun shining through
Black heart scarring darker still
But there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?

Yeah, what I've felt
What I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there
'Cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?

Come lay beside me
This won't hurt, I swear
She loves me not
She loves me still
But she'll never love again
She lay beside me
But she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker still
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Dead sure she'll be there

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?

Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there
'Cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?

Lay beside me, tell me what I've done
The door is closed, so are your eyes
But now I see the sun, now I see the sun
Yes, now I see it

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?

Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
So sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there
'Cause I'm the one who waits
The one who waits for you

Oh, what I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?
So I dub thee unforgiven

Oh, what I've felt
Oh, what I've known
I take this key and I bury it in you
Because you're unforgiven too

Never free, never me
'Cause you're unforgiven too, oh