Favourite one liners from films

I haven't found anything like this so here is the thread.

my is "Kiss my arrrrtichokes" curse of the were rabbit

"YOU HEAR THAT HILLBILLY BOY? I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS!"

"Please! Tell 'em to get out their f**king golf shoes!!"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Funniest movie EVAR!!

"Good aginst remotes is one thing. Good aginst the liveing, that's something else."
"The garbage shute was a real wonderfull idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered."
Both by Han Solo.

"Well, they won't surrender"
Katsumoto- The Last Samurai

It was the right before the final battle.

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

- The Blues Brothers

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't f*** with the jews."

"Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul."

Words to live by people, words to live by.

edit: I'd like to preemptively just sort of say that when its released, at least one line from "snakes on a plane" will wind up in here.

Think of this like that empty box kenner sold at christmas before they shipped the star wars action figures back in the '70s.

"You said it, man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus."

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

"You'll take it and you'll like it!"

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-spaceballs

"Fashion has CHANGED!"
-Lawyer on Serial Mom

"Sine your pity on the runy kine!"
-Pooty Tang

"I'm innocent! Lawyer f***ed me!"
-- from The Shawshank Redemption
Peace.

"Rocco: f***ing... What the f***. Who the f*** f***ed this f***ing... How did you two f***ing f***s...
[shouts]
Rocco: f***!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

-The Boondock Saints

"They'll love it in Pomona." (One of the best lines of sarcasm ever.)

"He was the patron saint of quality footwear."

"You know I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

"...cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a CRUMPET is to understand cricket!"

"It's game over man! GAME OVER!!!"
-That dude in Aliens who was also in Twister...Bill Paxton?