Misc. Random Facts about Mr.T

evanASF27 12-23-2005 10:18 PM
When does it end!? ...IT DOESN'T!! It's been a while since I've seen the Vin Diesel ones, and only recently saw the Chuck Norris ones....but they still make me laugh to this second.


The metamorphosis of Laurence Tureaud into Mr. T was chronicled in the feature film, "Transformers: The Movie." Except T wasn't beaten by Rodimus Prime, he actually stole all of Stallone's awesomeness and built a van out of it.

Mr. T has a favorite color. It is death.

If you could calculate the amount of pity generated by Mr. T every second, you could make infinity feel ashamed of being ridiculously small.
Hobodoken 12-24-2005 01:29 AM
Shortly after Mr. T led the Jews to the promised land, Moses began taking all the credit, much to the dismay of Mr. T. What resulted next was two thousand years of Jewish desolation. The T giveth, and the T taketh.

I laughed.