Nursery Rhymes...for the PCFer

Okay, I got this idea from reading a post on another forum I frequent. Just type down a rhyme you've heard or read before, or you guys can create your own, but it cannot be its original. For example, I'm assuming you've all heard "Mary had a Little Lamb" right? Well, here's another version:

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.

One rhyme per post please. Oh yeah, and please, have fun.

The instant I saw this, all I could think of is the childrens book from dinosaur comics.

"Happy dog the happy dog is the happiest dog on his street! He loves to play in the grass. Everyone you know will one day be dead!"

Roger and Dorothy went up the hill to catch another Big.
Roger fell down and broke his wig
And Dorothy called him a Louse!

Yeah lame but oh well cute idea!
-Beth

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All of the king's horses and all of the king's men
Had omlettes until god knows when.

quote:

Originally posted by Tony Waynewrong Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty had a great fall All of the king's horses and all of the king's men Had omlettes until god knows when.

On that topic...where in the poem does it EVER SAY HE IS AN EGG! O.O

Hush little baby
dont say a word
Momma's gonna flips that kid the bird
and if that kid goes and complains
Momma's gonna put him infront of a train
and if that train don't smash him to bits
Momma's gonna pop his head like a zit....

ermm....

quote:

Originally posted by D-Boy [quote]Originally posted by Tony Waynewrong Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty had a great fall All of the king's horses and all of the king's men Had omlettes until god knows when.

On that topic...where in the poem does it EVER SAY HE IS AN EGG! O.O

[quote]

The poem doesn't give any detail on his appearance. However, it was suggested by Martin Gardner that he was an egg, since what else can be put together after breaking to pieces.

Also, the eggman is the official mascot of the Candian snack food brand, Humpty Dumpty Snack Foods, Inc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty

Other than that, nice rhyme.


Here's another one:

Eat up, eat up, little pig
man I want you to get big.
Weight above normal, way so high
gorging, gorging 'til you die
Eat up, eat up, little pig
Man I want you to get big.

When your dinner is all gone
When there's none to eat upon
Hopefully you'll leave in delight
Even think of your appetite
Eat up, eat up, little pig
man I want you to get real big.

Swindled these from a friend's LiveJournal.

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Then I shot it with my Glock

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
Saying they were going for water
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a daughter

Another version of the Jack and Jill bit:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
But stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son