| Nine Kuze | 09-16-2005 02:17 PM |
Roger Smith was piloting Big O, who was fighting the three foriegn megaduse out in the sea at the south side of Paradigm City.
After defeating the megaduses, Norman came up on the teleprompter and had a message for Roger.
"Master Roger. The doctor called... again."
Roger: "Again?! That's the third time today. Well, if he's going to annoy me this much then he must have something important to say. I'll be there in ten minutes."
Norman: "Yes, Master Roger."
Dorothy: "Roger, what does the doctor want to see you for?"
Roger: "I don't know, Dorothy. I took a physical test and he probably has the results but I don't know why he wants to see me you badly."
Later on during the day, Roger visited his doctor's office.
Doctor: "Roger Smith, where the hell have you been?!"
Roger: "Well, I'm a pretty busy guy, Doc. I am Paradigm City's top nego..."
The doctor cut him off and invited him to take a seat.
Doctor: "You may not be for much longer. I got the results to your physical test."
Roger, nervous: "What's the matter? Just give it to me straight, Doc."
Doctor: "Okay, Roger, if that's how you want it. I have bad news and even worse news."
Roger: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "Well from the looks of your physical test, you have 24 hours left to live."
Roger jumps up from the seat in horror: "Oh, my God! How can that be! This can't be right! This can't be right! This can't be... Wait a damn minute. You said there's bad and worse news. The bad news is that I have 24 hours left to live. If that's the bad news, then what the hell is the worse news.
The doctor, with his cold blue eyes, looked straight into Roger and said;
"The worse news is that I've been trying to reach you and tell you the bad news since yesterday!"
Peace.
After defeating the megaduses, Norman came up on the teleprompter and had a message for Roger.
"Master Roger. The doctor called... again."
Roger: "Again?! That's the third time today. Well, if he's going to annoy me this much then he must have something important to say. I'll be there in ten minutes."
Norman: "Yes, Master Roger."
Dorothy: "Roger, what does the doctor want to see you for?"
Roger: "I don't know, Dorothy. I took a physical test and he probably has the results but I don't know why he wants to see me you badly."
Later on during the day, Roger visited his doctor's office.
Doctor: "Roger Smith, where the hell have you been?!"
Roger: "Well, I'm a pretty busy guy, Doc. I am Paradigm City's top nego..."
The doctor cut him off and invited him to take a seat.
Doctor: "You may not be for much longer. I got the results to your physical test."
Roger, nervous: "What's the matter? Just give it to me straight, Doc."
Doctor: "Okay, Roger, if that's how you want it. I have bad news and even worse news."
Roger: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "Well from the looks of your physical test, you have 24 hours left to live."
Roger jumps up from the seat in horror: "Oh, my God! How can that be! This can't be right! This can't be right! This can't be... Wait a damn minute. You said there's bad and worse news. The bad news is that I have 24 hours left to live. If that's the bad news, then what the hell is the worse news.
The doctor, with his cold blue eyes, looked straight into Roger and said;
"The worse news is that I've been trying to reach you and tell you the bad news since yesterday!"
Peace.
I believe I have a solution...
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Sorry if I was treadin' on yer teritorry, Mr. Paradigm Hustla, but -- well, I couldn't resist. If you desire you may throw a flaming megadeus at me mercilessly. (waits) Any time now...
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