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There's a prequel to Friday the 13th. Start your screaming... as in how crappy and bad the movie will actually be, not in how scary.

Here's something interesting. I was browsing around and instead of posting about the Screen Actors Guild Awards that were on last night, I'm going to post about the Razzie Awards! Basically, this is the complete polar opposite of the Oscars, giving out awards to the worst achievements in film.

I think you guys are going to love this.

Nominees for Worst Picture:

• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
  
• Dirty Love
  
• House of Wax
  
• The Dukes of Hazzard
  
• The Son of the Mask
  

Nominees for Worst Actor:

• Will Ferrell: Bewitched/Kicking & Screaming
  
• Rob Schinder: Deuce Bigalow-European Gigolo
  
• The Rock: Doom
  
• Jamie Kennedy: The Son of the Mask
  
• Tom Cruise: War of the Worlds
  

Nominees for Worst Actress:

• Jenny McCarthy: Dirty Love
  
• Hilary Duff: Cheaper By The Dozen 2/The Perfect Man
  
• Tara Reid: Alone in the Dark
  
• Jennifer Lopez: Monster in Law
  
• Jessica Alba: Fantastic Four/Into The Blue
  

Here's the actual article and also, Paris Hilton is up for Worst Supporting Actress. Go Paris! You totally deserve it, girl!

I also hope to whoever is in charge of heaven this week that Katie Holmes gets nominated for Worst Supporting Actress as well. That was the only true flaw in Batman Begins.
Peace.

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Start your screaming... as in how crappy and bad the movie will actually be, not in how scary.

The Friday the 13th movies where never scarey to begin with but where pretty good in a campy sorta way. "OMFG is Jason, he attacks with a machete, oh no how can we beat him....Oh damn forgot, just shoot him." but Yeah why make a prequal, I've seen them all and I don't really see the need for one.

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Paris Hilton is up for Worst Supporting Actress. Go Paris! You totally deserve it, girl!

agree on that. It's sad some people I've talked to think she can act. I don't think saying phares like "Like that's so Hot!" count as "acting".

...Son of the Mask didn't suck.

I thought that Jessica Alba(Whos extremly hot) was awesome in Fantasic 4.

I've heard people say that Rob Schneider should be dragged out into the street and shot for European Gigolo.

Son of Mask was really lame because they went and tried to make it into a kids' movie. Of course, the original movie would probably scare the crap out of little kids.

Jessica Alba is hot, yes, but Dark Angel sucked. Everyone I know said Fantastic 4 was basically spitting on the comic book. And Into the Blue seemed like it was basically an excuse to have Jessica Alba in a bikini for an hour and a half.

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I've heard people say that Rob Schneider should be dragged out into the street and shot for European Gigolo.

It was funny when he got into some sort of war of words with Roger Ebert over that one. Mainly because...I'm pretty sure he thought he could somehow win.

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Originally posted by Gaddes quote: Paris Hilton is up for Worst Supporting Actress. Go Paris! You totally deserve it, girl! agree on that. It's sad some people I've talked to think she can act. I don't think saying phares like "Like that's so Hot!" count as "acting".

Gaddes, you need to do you civil duty and destroy those people. Saying Paris Hilton can act? Next, they'll be saying that Katie Holmes can act...

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Jessica Alba is hot, yes, but Dark Angel sucked. Everyone I know said Fantastic 4 was basically spitting on the comic book. And Into the Blue seemed like it was basically an excuse to have Jessica Alba in a bikini for an hour and a half.

This is all so true, Mike. She should have quit while she was ahead with Sin City. Stan Lee (who was in the movie) was probably rolling over in his grave when he saw her in Fantastic Four... or when he just saw the movie in general.

Also, apparently, Tom Cruise is the leading vote getter for Worst Actor for War of the Worlds. But something is telling me that it's not because of the actual film its because Cruise has got to the most shortest annoying bastard in Hollywood (actually anywhere if you want to get to the point) right now. He actually was tolerable in War of the Worlds, although I didn't really like the whole movie.

And good news...

THE ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINATIONS ARE FINALLY OUT!
Finally, enough with the bull (Golden Globes, Screen Actors Guild) and on to the real big show! Enjoy.
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Originally posted by Mike And Into the Blue seemed like it was basically an excuse to have Jessica Alba in a bikini for an hour and a half.

Tell me how this is bad?

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Cruise has got to the most shortest annoying bastard in Hollywood

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE HISTORY OF PSYCHOLOGY LIKE I DO!!!11

I missed that interview, I should probably try to find the video because it sounds HYSTERICAL.

Here's some interesting news:

Marilyn Manson is going to be directing a film.

And yes, unfortunatly, there will be a Fantastic Four sequel.
Peace.

Phantasmagoria is old news.

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Originally posted by 088nd-DEpTH quote: Originally posted by Mike And Into the Blue seemed like it was basically an excuse to have Jessica Alba in a bikini for an hour and a half. Tell me how this is bad?

Would you want her as your girl?

It's not that there's anythingwrong with that, hell filmmakers in general should be encouraged to projects like this. Having Jessica Alba strut around in a bikini (or perferably, anything smaller). The problem is is that it doesn't make sense to waste time and millions of dollars to make a piss poor film with a horrible screenplay and plot to hide the fact that the whole movie is really about watching Jessica Alba... in a bikini... in water... getting wet Actually instead of making people go through the horror of paying money to witness Alba's invisible (no pun intended) lack of talent as in acting, someone should do a documentary about Alba doing stuff like that, the kind of what VH1 or E! are always doing.

Besides, does anybody actually know what the movie was about and who the hell wants to see a movie with Paul Walker in it?!

Oh and also, Paramount just bought Dreamworks.
Peace.

The sequel to "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" is in pre-production mode and called "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian". News on the Narnia franchise here.

Here's the movie poster for (I hope) the last movie of the Scary Movie franchise, the movie poster for the sequel of 'Basic Instinct', and I was going to post images of Jean Grey as the Dark Phoenix from the new X-Men 3 movie but its just Famke Janssen with longer hair and lookin' REAL pissed off. But here are some other X-Men pictures...

Also, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez are filming two one hour pieces for one movie called "Grind".

One more thing, I reported earlier that Bryce Dallas Howard is going to play Gwen Stacy in Spider Man 3. Well, here she has her new look for the film... and honey looks good.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 So..something new I can hear people incessantly quote?

Here you go. Have fun.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 So..something new I can hear people incessantly quote? Here you go. Have fun. Peace.

I died quite a little inside there.

*runs out wailing in despair like a banshee*

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One more thing, I reported earlier that Bryce Dallas Howard is going to play Gwen Stacy in Spider Man 3. Well, here she has her new look for the film... and honey looks good.

Better with red hair, but still not bad.

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Here you go. Have fun.

Directed by the guy behind napoleon dynamite...Jack Black is in it. Get your t-shirt makers out people, the whole scripts going to be a catchphrase.

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Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez are filming two one hour pieces for one movie called "Grind".

Sin City 2 and that WW2 movie Tarantino kept mentioning...so...are those still happening, or do I need to wait until this "DUDE! RETRO SLASHER FLICKS ARE THE NEW BLACK!" phase they both seem to have going ends.

Really, everytime I hear about Tarantino now it seems to be in the context of "he's marketing this one horror movie' or "he's directing this one horror movie". Or...directing half of it anyway, they've got this sort of synergy thing going where if one makes a movie the other automatically has a hand in it. Not that this is really a bad thing.

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Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox quote: Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 So..something new I can hear people incessantly quote? Here you go. Have fun. Peace. I died quite a little inside there. *runs out wailing in despair like a banshee*

And that my friend, is Jack Black's career in a nutshell. Dude goes from School of Rock and King Kong to... to well, this crap?
Peace.

Here's a new movie about Vin Diesel playing a gangster going to trial in an upcoming film.

Oh, and he has hair in this one.
Peace.

so he's playing an Italian this time? well I guess it's better than him playing the main charecter in the hitman movie, funny how hollywood "changes" alot of things.

It's not "Snakes on a Plane" but Samuel L. Jackson and 50 Cent are going to be in the same movie.

Damn, I thought 50 got the memo after he did that crapheap of his own movie. Oh well...

And, if you wanted to watch "When a Stranger Calls", this review says don't and save your ten bucks and two hours.
Peace.