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Suck. That kills so many decent pitches. Also, I have heard many people say Jack Nicholson is the only good Joker. You know what I say? Bring back the guy who was Joker for Adam West's Batman for the new movie. I think it'd be a dramatic new approach, nyeh heh heh.
War.

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Originally posted by The Dungeon Master Suck. That kills so many decent pitches. Also, I have heard many people say Jack Nicholson is the only good Joker. You know what I say? Bring back the guy who was Joker for Adam West's Batman for the new movie. I think it'd be a dramatic new approach, nyeh heh heh. War.

What are you talking about here?

Also, Cesar Romero? Isn't he dead?
Peace.

Make him a muppet. You know, strings, wires, some CGI and he's good as new! And for voice acting.. Just rerun clips of his dialogue from the old series.
War.

Lol, violation of the dead.

...with the Golden Maiyer being safe to post in again apparently, thanks to me (wan/lol), what you are about to read is not fabricated by me in anyway. Although I wish it was.

...Willa Ford will play Anna Nicole Smith in an indie biopic.

Jet Li and Jackie Chan get together for The Forbidden Kingdom, based off the Chinese Monkey King.

Nothing big, but she's been added to Iron Man.

Info on the Bratz live action adaptation. Yeah.

Nine, I thought Jet Li was done making movies, what the hell? Tell us what's up here, O Film-niscient One.
War.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI Info on the Bratz live action adaptation. Yeah.

The end is extremely f***ing nigh.

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Originally posted by The Dungeon Master Nine, I thought Jet Li was done making movies, what the hell? Tell us what's up here, O Film-niscient One. War.

Actually he was supposedly done making action based films after his last one (I forget the name of it) but yeah, this new one kind of contradicts that now doesn't it?

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: Originally posted by Nine XXVI Info on the Bratz live action adaptation. Yeah. The end is extremely f***ing nigh.

You know all the actresses they'll get for this picture will be the embodiment of anorexia.

Here's a picture of the first armor (known as Mark 1) used in the Iron Man film coming up.
Peace.

Robert Downey Jr.? Awesome. Hmm... I wonder what other sweet childhood memories they'll rape. Thundercats? GI Joe? Make another Heavy Metal movie?
Time will tell, I suppose.
War.

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Originally posted by The Dungeon Master Robert Downey Jr.? Awesome. Hmm... I wonder what other sweet childhood memories they'll rape. Thundercats? GI Joe? Make another Heavy Metal movie? Time will tell, I suppose. War.

Well, the Mark I WAS built in 'Nam...

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Originally posted by The Dungeon Master Thundercats?

If you're that fond of thundercats, theres a chance you may be a furry on some level, just saying.

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You know all the actresses they'll get for this picture will be the embodiment of anorexia.

Maybe they'll break and reset the legs so they're abnormally short, then do something with the eyes to make them hellishly large. You know, so the fanbase gets a totally accurate rendition of the source material

Sharpie, don't forget the lips that take up a third of their face.

AND OH! Will they have "bratz babiez" there, as in babies with giant lips wearing fishnet stockings?

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: You know all the actresses they'll get for this picture will be the embodiment of anorexia. Maybe they'll break and reset the legs so they're abnormally short, then do something with the eyes to make them hellishly large. You know, so the fanbase gets a totally accurate rendition of the source material

Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham and Keira Knightley are going to end up starring in this, aren't they?

Roman Polanski's next movie about Pomeii and the days before the volcanic eruption of Mount Vesuvius.

Christina Ricci is playing the Trixie to Emile Hirsch's Speed Racer.

Yeah, Shia LaBeouf is going to be Indiana Jones 4.

Some info on the production of The Dark Knight.
Peace.

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Shia LaBeouf

The guy from the thinly disguised rear window remake?

I know nothing about him except this, no expense should be spared in stopping him.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: Shia LaBeouf The guy from the thinly disguised rear window remake? I know nothing about him except this, no expense should be spared in stopping him.

Also Even Stevens, and Holes... and Indiana Jones 4 and Transformers. And it doesn't help that the critics and the players in Hollyoowd are kind of trying to build him up like this "new-age Jimmy Stewart/Tom Hanks" cocksucker, so yeah.

- News about the third Narnia film.

- Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams in Time Traveler's Wife.

- For some idiotic reason, news on The Punisher 2.

- News about J.R.R. Tolkien's book Children of Hurin and how studios are trying to buy the rights to it for a film.

- Sam Raimi, Spider-Man 4 and The Hobbit.
Peace.

I thought there was some kind of situation with the Hobbit preventing it from being made into a movie? Something about conflicting movie rights or some such? And good God, nine, however do you amass such a plethora of knowledge of current events in the film industry?
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Originally posted by The Dungeon Master I thought there was some kind of situation with the Hobbit preventing it from being made into a movie? Something about conflicting movie rights or some such? And good God, nine, however do you amass such a plethora of knowledge of current events in the film industry? War.

Yeah, I'm sure about the details of that myself but yeah, there is some legal dispute and I think New Line is involving somehow. Since they did The Lord of the Rings and they had a problem with Peter Jackson recently.

Also, I want to be a filmmaker so I make this my hustle. That's how I know. Ask about me.

Laurence Fishburne is going to be in the Fantastic Four sequel... as the Silver Surfer.

Matthew Fox (from Lost) is Racer X.

Elijah Wood is getting his producer on.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by The Dungeon Master I thought there was some kind of situation with the Hobbit preventing it from being made into a movie? Something about conflicting movie rights or some such? And good God, nine, however do you amass such a plethora of knowledge of current events in the film industry? War. Yeah, I'm sure about the details of that myself but yeah, there is some legal dispute and I think New Line is involving somehow. Since they did The Lord of the Rings and they had a problem with Peter Jackson recently. Also, I want to be a filmmaker so I make this my hustle. That's how I know. Ask about me. Laurence Fishburne is going to be in the Fantastic Four sequel... as the Silver Surfer.

New Line likes f***ing everything up.

And in before Matrix/Fantastic Four meme.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by The Dungeon Master I thought there was some kind of situation with the Hobbit preventing it from being made into a movie? Something about conflicting movie rights or some such? And good God, nine, however do you amass such a plethora of knowledge of current events in the film industry? War. Yeah, I'm sure about the details of that myself but yeah, there is some legal dispute and I think New Line is involving somehow. Since they did The Lord of the Rings and they had a problem with Peter Jackson recently. Also, I want to be a filmmaker so I make this my hustle. That's how I know. Ask about me. Laurence Fishburne is going to be in the Fantastic Four sequel... as the Silver Surfer. Matthew Fox (from Lost) is Racer X. Elijah Wood is getting his producer on. Peace.

Hmm. Laurence Fishburne could ver well make an awesome Surfer. But please tell me the Surfer remains Galactus's herald and not some cheezy two bit villain, because if so, there were so many other better solo villains they could have used... Ultron, Moleman, the Puppet Master, Super Skrull, the Skrulls in general... Namor...
War.

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Originally posted by The Dungeon Master quote: Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by The Dungeon Master I thought there was some kind of situation with the Hobbit preventing it from being made into a movie? Something about conflicting movie rights or some such? And good God, nine, however do you amass such a plethora of knowledge of current events in the film industry? War. Yeah, I'm sure about the details of that myself but yeah, there is some legal dispute and I think New Line is involving somehow. Since they did The Lord of the Rings and they had a problem with Peter Jackson recently. Also, I want to be a filmmaker so I make this my hustle. That's how I know. Ask about me. Laurence Fishburne is going to be in the Fantastic Four sequel... as the Silver Surfer. Matthew Fox (from Lost) is Racer X. Elijah Wood is getting his producer on. Peace. Hmm. Laurence Fishburne could ver well make an awesome Surfer. But please tell me the Surfer remains Galactus's herald and not some cheezy two bit villain, because if so, there were so many other better solo villains they could have used... Ultron, Moleman, the Puppet Master, Super Skrull, the Skrulls in general... Namor... War.

No no, Silver Surfer is damn sure Galactus' herald. They originally wanted Fishburne to do the voice of Galactus but they aren't sure if they are going to put Galactus in this movie so yeah.

Also, Fishburne is just doing the voice of the Silver Surfer. Just wanted to make that clear.
Peace.

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Laurence Fishburne could ver well make an awesome Surfer.

Laurence Fishburne is like eight times more awesome than a comic book movie deserves so...

He will, yeah.