| Nine Kuze |
05-24-2006 05:48 PM |
| Sharpshooter005 |
05-26-2006 03:12 PM |
Apparently Southland Tales (the new movie by the guy who directed Donnie Darko) is being absolutely HAMMERED over at cannes. The trades and the critics who actually saw it seem to have very, very little good to say.
Heres Ebert's take on it (and theres a couple excoriating it far worse than this):
"The greatest disappointment so far this year is an easy choice: “Southland Tales,” the much-anticipated new film by Richard Kelly, whose “Donnie Darko” inspired much enthusiasm. This one is a “fiasco,” writes Variety’s Todd McCarthy, and he is not being unkind, only truthful.
Running an unendurable 161 minutes, it’s an apocalyptic mess set in Los Angeles of the fear future, where “neomarxists” and other neos, all of whom seem like retro retreads from the 1960s, stage an incomprehensible revolution. There’s an all-star cast, headed by The Rock, Sarah Michelle Geller, Mandy Moore, Wallace Shawn, Justin Timberlake, and Janeane Garofolo, who plays a uniformed general who stands inside a bookstore on Venice Beach and has inexplicable telephone conversations for obscure purposes with unestablished characters she never seems to meet."
From what I've heard, the directors cut of donnie darko (which I haven't seen, just the theatrical cut) was worse than the edited theatrical release. So maybe its a similar case here, and he just needs somebody weeding the hell out of his work.
| Randolph |
05-27-2006 10:52 AM |
It would seem they are making another Garfield movie.
Damn it all.
| Nine Kuze |
05-30-2006 01:50 PM |
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Originally posted by Randolph
It would seem they are making another Garfield movie.
Damn it all. |
I could have sworn that I announced this awhile back. But the most surprising thing here is that Garfield has his own website.
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| Still, Eddie Murphy Productions (now pretty much just a rat, bit of cheese and series of empty electricity sockets) |
And I wouldn't expect anything less. So wait, we have Rocky 6, Indiana Jones 4, Jurassic Park 4, and now Beverly Hills Cop 4? When does the horror end?
Here's some more news on Mel Gibson's
Apocalypto... and
Chris Tucker in Bollywood.
EDIT: That sequel's list I made up there. Yeah, you add
Die Hard 4 to that list as well.
Peace.
| Nine Kuze |
06-01-2006 12:40 PM |
| Generalissimo D |
06-01-2006 01:22 PM |
Silver Surfer + Villian = Galactacus = win.
| Nine Kuze |
06-01-2006 08:24 PM |
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Originally posted by D-Boy
Silver Surfer + Villian = Galactus = win. |
Fixed, just a small spelling error.
Anyway, you know who the Oscars have the Honorary Award? Yeah, the MTV Movie Awards has their own version called the Generation Award and this year, they're giving it to Jim Carrey. Although last year, they gave it to Tom Cruise, so the already laughable notion loses the small crediblity that if could of had.
Anyway, Spider-Man producer Ari Arad tells a little somethin'-somethin' about
Spider-Man 3's villains.
EDIT: And some news on
the Magento prequel.
Peace.
I heard somewhere that the villains in 3 were going to be Lizard and Green Goblin, Jr. I have a bad feeling about this, though, too may villains tends to make a movie weak.
| Hobodoken |
06-01-2006 10:12 PM |
I had thought Eric Foreman had been signed on to play Sandman? Wasn't that confirmed for the third one ages ago?
Also, if they ressurect Batwoman, as a lesbian, that will result in much hitting on Batgirl, which will be humorous.
| Generalissimo D |
06-01-2006 10:39 PM |
...Venom.
That one beefy guy is Sandman. Complete with that green sweater.
| Sharpshooter005 |
06-02-2006 12:51 AM |
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| Jessica Alba talks about the Fantastic Four sequel |
Sequel...I thought fantastic four pretty much flopped at the box office?
Didn't they never really say if venoms even in this one, or the director hated that character, and apparently whatshisname is just playing eddie brock (who..yeah, turns into venom eventually, granted.)?
I can't even keep track of this movie anymore, each week I seem to keep hearing some new confirmation or denial about plot elements. Apparently I'm the only person who can just wait until somethings out before knowing the entire plot.
| Nine Kuze |
06-02-2006 02:18 PM |
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| Sequel...I thought fantastic four pretty much flopped at the box office? |
Well, true and as the movie did suck had, executive producer Ari Arad was sooo confident that FF would pwn at the box office (I guess he had a rude awakening), that before the movie even hit theaters last year, there were plans to start on a sequel by then already.
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| I had thought Eric Foreman had been signed on to play Sandman? Wasn't that confirmed for the third one ages ago? |
Eric Foreman, real name Topher Grace, is in the movie but he's not Sandman. He's Eddie Brock... which eventually leads to being Venom.
Here's how the villains look (right now) for Spider-Man 3:
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Eddie Brock/Venom = Topher Grace (That 70's Show)
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The Sandman = Thomas Haden Church (Sideways)
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Green Goblin = James Franco (Spider-Man)
I don't know who the fourth villain is but also Gwen Stacy and her father, the chief of police is in the movie as well. Basically, that sets up a love triangle with Stacy, Mary-Jane, and Peter.
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| I have a bad feeling about this, though, too may villains tends to make a movie weak. |
Um, true. But the one example I can think of where that scenario actually worked was Batman Returns. That was a good movie.
EDIT:
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| Also one of the villains was played by christopher walken so...automatically it was going to work. |
Exactly.
Movie news:
There's a remake being done on a 1987 Norwegian film titled Ofelas about Vikings.
Also, there's more info on the
X-Men spinoffs, involving a Wolverine movie, a movie about the mutant kids who live in the manison, and one (for some reason) on Emma Frost (The White Queen). But the mutant description for her is bad and I think off if I'm not mistaken.
Peace.
| Sharpshooter005 |
06-02-2006 02:28 PM |
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| Um, true. But the one example I can think of where that scenario actually worked was Batman Returns. That was a good movie |
There were only two (well...two and a half sort of) though, and you didn't have all the other stuff going on either.
Also one of the villains was played by christopher walken so...automatically it was going to work.
| Nine Kuze |
06-05-2006 04:42 PM |
| Sharpshooter005 |
06-06-2006 03:49 PM |
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| Clue: They recently botched V for Vendetta and did that crap of the Matrix trilogy. Any takers? |
Spoiler: Racer X turns out to be some kind of construct that wants to oppress mankind, the only way he can be stopped is by people wearing alot of leather and attempting to make the obvious sound deep!
(Wait racer x was the one in the mask right? I...don't...really think I've ever seen speed racer)
edit: I thought the texas chainsaw massacre prequel already had come out?
| Nine Kuze |
06-07-2006 04:33 PM |
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Originally posted by D-Boy
Simply awesome. |
I never saw Hellboy, didn't really interest me that much. But it doesn't look as bad as compared to the majority of the comic book adaptions (Hulk, Daredevil, Punisher, etc., etc.)
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| (Wait racer x was the one in the mask right? I...don't...really think I've ever seen speed racer) |
Dude, you never seen Speed Racer? Yeah, Racer X is Speed's brother that was supposedly killed in a racing accident but faked his death and for some reason, mysteriously hides in the shadows helping his brother out time from time.
Also, the dub was not so good as well. Mostly, because everyone talked so damn fast like an old '40's movie, but that made it funny.
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| edit: I thought the texas chainsaw massacre prequel already had come out? |
If you're talking about the piece of holy crap that dropped in 2003 with Jessica Biel, then no, that was the remake of the film. The news in the link said that in this prequel, Leatherface's identity and history will be revealed and all that.
Anyway on the news front, aside from doing an adaption to Battle Angel Altia, and maybe, MAYBE (I use the word loosely) Neon Genesis Evangelion (although, there are a number of directors loosely rumored to be on board for the film. He here is just one of them),
James Cameron has another project, Project 880 (AVATAR), coming out next year.
Peace.
| Generalissimo D |
06-07-2006 04:38 PM |
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Originally posted by Nine XXVI
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Originally posted by D-Boy
Simply awesome. |
I never saw Hellboy, didn't really interest me that much. But it look to bad as compared to the majority of the comic book adaptions (Hulk, Daredevil, Punisher, etc., etc.)
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It's actually pretty cool, and the characters end up more developed that the typical fare.
Plus, giant Lovecraftian squid thingy at the end = win.
| Nine Kuze |
06-08-2006 04:53 PM |