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Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox ... Fixed. Um, my bad. Thanks a lot of fixin' that for me, Zaphod. Man, where would I be around here if you weren't always savin' my ass? Peace.

Hmm. I thought the site killed direct linking. The pics have seemingly appeared...

Nonetheless, replace the direct images with the thumbnails in my post. Makes the thread lighter.

And the third picture has this badass Castlevania vibe that makes me feel all warm and tingly.

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Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox quote: Originally posted by Nine XXVI quote: Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox ... Fixed. Um, my bad. Thanks a lot of fixin' that for me, Zaphod. Man, where would I be around here if you weren't always savin' my ass? Peace. Hmm. I thought the site killed direct linking. The pics have seemingly appeared... Nonetheless, replace the direct images with the thumbnails in my post. Makes the thread lighter. And the third picture has this badass Castlevania vibe that makes me feel all warm and tingly.

Alright, I took care of it. And yeah, I'm feeling the horse and motorcycles ones. Thanks again, Zaphod.
Peace.

The wait is over...

Snakes on a plane trailer

ok, now I gotta see this movie. Many thanks for the tralier sharp.

"Holy f[BLEEP], Batman!"

Dude. That is awesome. I would pay money to see people being ravaged into a plane-destroying panic by small, relatively harmless reptiles.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 The wait is over... Snakes on a plane trailer

Oh you and your Snakes on a Plane, Sharpie
I saw the clip and its not bad, not exactly 'Citizen Kane' material but not bad nonetheless.

I also found this at TagWorld.com. Its gives the summary on the movie, the cast, and some pictures.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 The wait is over... Snakes on a plane trailer

This amuses you too much.

I love the internet.

I'm already saying it's going to sweep the Oscars.

edit: Honestly...I love it because it seems like it aknowledges how absurd it is. Apparently they wanted to change the title, but Sam Jackson threatened to walk if they did.

Anybody can make a movie called "pacific air flight 121" or whatever, and try to pass it off as a moderate thriller. But to come right out, with the title alone, and admit "Okay, look. The premise is that snakes are loose on a plane, and the guy from pulp fiction fights them and yells alot" is admirable I think.

Good or bad, you pretty much know EXACTLY what you're getting into when you buy the ticket for this. Tarkovsky and Hitchcock are fine, I do still love the classic great movies..but..yeah, every now and then you want to watch a guy yell and fight with snakes on a boeing 747 for 90 minutes. If thats wrong I don't want to know what right is.

... because here's some more stuff on "Snakes on a Plane":

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Originally from Comingsoon.net via Entertainment Weekly Entertainment Weekly has your first look at the new logo for New Line Cinema's Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson and hitting theaters on August 18. Check out the logo in full here! The Hollywood Reporter also says that Snakes on a Plane went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. The film wrapped principal photography in September in Vancouver. In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, the studio decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie. When director David Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded. In the film, Jackson plays an FBI agent who is escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when an assassin releases hundreds of deadly snakes on a commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness. The FBI agent, along with a rookie pilot, frightened crew and passengers must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.

And here's the most anticapted logo:

I gotta admit, that's pretty gangsta.
Peace.

I predict that this is going to be the biggest movie ever. Because that logo is just so bad ass.

Me and my friends are going to be camping out for Snakes on a Plane. I'm excited about it.

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Originally posted by Nine XXVI And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.

WE GOT MOTHERf***ING SNAKES!

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Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox quote: Originally posted by Nine XXVI And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded. WE GOT MOTHERf***ING SNAKES!

Funny, I don't recall ever saying this line.

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I predict that this is going to be the biggest movie ever.

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I'm already saying it's going to sweep the Oscars.

Make room, Gone with the Wind and West Side Story, get lost Titanic and Return of the King, you know the way out Ben-Hur, Chinatown, ang Gigi. Here comes MOTHERf***ING SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

You'll probably find this as WRONG as I did:

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Colin Farrell helped his “Ask the Dust” co-star Salma Hayek relax before a nude scene by dancing naked for her. “I finally came out of the dressing room, all covered up and Colin’s completely naked, jumping around in the sand doing ballet dances,” Hayek told the London Mirror. “I started laughing and it relaxed me.”

O_o
Peace.

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Colin Farrell helped his “Ask the Dust” co-star Salma Hayek relax before a nude scene by dancing naked for her. “I finally came out of the dressing room, all covered up and Colin’s completely naked, jumping around in the sand doing ballet dances,” Hayek told the London Mirror. “I started laughing and it relaxed me.”

Good lord that is going to be stuck in my mind all day. ><

I hate Colin Farrel. Because he's a jackass, but mostly because he's already nailed nearly every woman in the entire state of California. It's just a matter of time until he succumbs to the clap.

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Good lord that is going to be stuck in my mind all day. ><

AHAHAHAHA!!! You're welcome. But no seriously, that's rather sick. I feel so sorry for Salma Hayek.

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It's just a matter of time until he succumbs to the clap.

And when he does, he'll write a script about himself detailing the glorious career of Colin Farrell who stared in SUCH Oscar worthy films such as Alexander, Daredevil, and Phone Booth and finally died saying a single word that no one understands and goes crazy trying to understand its meaning. The word: "CLAP".

It will bomb at the box office, taking in the least gross of 2006 as Snakes on the Plane makes everyone forget about Titanic. Critics around the country will say one thing and only one thing about the Farrell biopic; "Only Colin Farrell can f*** up a movie about Colin Farrell".
Peace.

*damn double post*

I don't know about you but does this sound like a bad movie to you or is it just me?

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Bridget Moynahan (I, Robot, Coyote Ugly) is set to join Tim Robbins in Henry Bean's black comedy Noise, reports Production Weekly. The film centers on a man who is being driven crazy by the noise in New York City. When the accumulated noise of New York City begins to grate on his nerves until he can't stand it any more, urbanite David Owen (Robbins) doesn't move out to Connecticut - instead he renames himself "The Rectifier" and becomes a vigilante, making war on car alarms that go off in the middle of the night. But The Rectifier soon learns there's a reason that Batman is a rich guy without a family - the social stigma of being a Crusader soon destroys David's home life and his job, earns him the murderous enmity of the Mayor of New York, and David's closest friends, even his daughter, begin to suspect that loud beeping noises have drilled a great gaping hole in David's sanity. Filming kicks-off in New York at the end of next month.

Peace.

It sounds like one of those ideas where I can't see there being a middle ground.

Like it would either wind up being really good, or absolutely terrible.

So...I guess its not just you.

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Colin Farrell helped his “Ask the Dust” co-star Salma Hayek relax before a nude scene by dancing naked for her.

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Good lord that is going to be stuck in my mind all day. ><

Same here. Well..the "salma hayek in a nude scene" part anyway.

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Funny, I don't recall ever saying this line.

"WE'VE GOT MOTHERf***IN SNAKES ON THE PLANE. AND THERE AIN'T A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT" is the line usually attributed to the meme, so it's possible that could be it.

And I still say they shouldn't play this like its a joke. Just act completely deadpan, completely serious, and it'll be hysterical and worth my time. If the movie winds up overtly conceeding that its premise is a joke, it won't work as well.

Members, start your lovin' or hatin'. News on Ocean's Thirteen:

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Originally by Comingsoon.net via Variety Warner Bros. Pictures and producer Jerry Weintraub have set a July 21 start date for Ocean's Thirteen, and Ellen Barkin is the third film's new leading lady, reports Variety. Filming will take place primarily on five soundstages on the Warner Bros. lot in Burbank, where a fully operational casino will be built. The first "Ocean's" film was shot at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, the sequel in Europe, but it became too arduous to shoot a movie around the gambling traffic in a real casino, producer Jerry Weintraub told the trade. Director Steven Soderbergh and star George Clooney just used the WB soundstages to shoot The Good German, a European-set period drama. Soderbergh has already committed to direct returning cast members George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Eddie Jemison, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner and Elliott Gould. With Barkin in, that means previous female leads Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones are sitting this one out. Barkin's character will get closely involved with Damon's character. Warner Bros. will co-finance with Village Roadshow Pictures for a summer 2007 release. The film is a co-production between Jerry Weintraub Productions and Section Eight. The film was scripted by Rounders screenwriters Brian Koppelman and David Levien. Ocean's Eleven earned $450.7 million worldwide and Ocean's Twelve took in $362.7 million.

Also, its not really movie news but here's some news on actress (if you want to call her that) Scarlett Johansson.
Peace.