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Nine Kuze 03-13-2006 01:45 PM
Some small movie news today:

Bad news, people. Vin Diesel (no that's not the bad news. It gets worse from there) gives hints that there might be a sequel to the Chronicles of Riddick. Also, he compares Riddick and Pitch Black to The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings...

Apparently, Robert Rodiguez wants Angelina Jolie to play a lead role in the Sin City sequel but because of that, there's a film production delay. You know, the whole being knocked up by Brad Pitt thing might have something to do with that.

The best James Bond ever has kidney tumor surgery, and a little something-something about Wonder Woman.
Peace.
Sharpshooter005 03-13-2006 01:48 PM
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the tumor was benign


Otherwise...what, would the MRI have it circled, with the words "YOU'RE MAGLIGNANT NOW DOG!" written under it?
David Ryder 03-13-2006 01:54 PM
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Also, he compares Riddick and Pitch Black to The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings...


ok yeah Vin Disel is crazy as all hell now, that and it's a real downer that he is doing another Riddick movie.

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You know, the whole being knocked up by Brad Pitt thing might have something to do with that.


But their kid is going to have to do battle with the Demon seed that is Tom Cruise's kid.
Nine Kuze 03-13-2006 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by Gaddes
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You know, the whole being knocked up by Brad Pitt thing might have something to do with that.


But their kid is going to have to do battle with the Demon seed that is Tom Cruise's kid.


Yeah, I saw this skit they had on VH1's The Best Week Ever, where they were comparing the next Messiah (Brad and Angelina's kid) in a battle against the next Antichrist (Tom and Katie kid).

When Armageddon comes down, that's the fight I'm watching. Money's on Brangelina's kid but if everything goes down to the exact detail in the Book of Revealtion, those four years where Tom, Katie, and their kid rule the world are going to be pain in the ass. Big Grin
Peace.
David Ryder 03-13-2006 02:05 PM
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Money's on Brangelina's kid


Likewise but beware, Tom and Katie might call on Xenu and his fleet of UFO's and soul exploding volcano.
Travis Bickle 03-13-2006 02:48 PM
The whole Jolie thing is old news.
Sharpshooter005 03-13-2006 06:01 PM
Not movie, but t.v. news (though the people responsible all have credits in some films)

Issac Hayes quits South Park. Possibly hypocrisy? In a situation involving a scientologist! STUNNING!

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"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.

"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."


First off they rarely mock the belief itself, usually just misuse of a faith or really blatant faux pas. Though Scientology did get raked over the coals a bit more...

Possibly because dianetics was masqueraded as a self-help book initially until Hubbard saw that a church would mean more money and more tax breaks, the fact the entire beief structure is based around money (this isn't "pass the collection plate", it's "the only way up is through writing that check"). And that Hubbard even blatantly stated to a friend it would be a 'great con'. But yeah other than THAT...So unfair of Parker and Stone. Roll Eyes

Anywho, the response though sort of puts this in perspective I think.

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South Park" co-creator Matt Stone responded sharply in an interview with The Associated Press Monday, saying, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem -- and he's cashed plenty of checks -- with our show making fun of Christians."

Stone told The AP he and co-creator Trey Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."


In closing:



I wonder if Hayes will ever get to fully cleanse himself of Thetans without the steady gig.

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I think he was probably in it.


No, he wasn't. Before it aired, the synopsis mentioned an "r&b star", many assumed Hayes was breaking with the scientology herd and actively poking fun at it. But the r&b star thing turned out to be the R. Kelly gag.

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It was an amazing episode, though.


Easily one of the gutsiest moves I've seen pulled on t.v. as far as satire in a long while. I can't really think of any other show thats done something that...well, the adjective ballsy is all that truly fits.

Then again...Sticking to political figures and celebrities is, at worst, like staring down a speeding volkswagon jetta. Doing it to Scientology is like playing chicken with a Sherman tank.

Though when you've got viacom backing you up (they own comedy central), you can have a slightly more cavalier attitude.

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Scientology once again ruins something.


In all honesty this dosen't surprise me, there had been increasingly fewer appearances of Chef. This just sort of sealed it.

It's a loss but...not a huge one AT ALL.

Besides, this could make for even better comedy if they feel like it.

What Scientology COULD theoretically ruin is the simpsons (yeah yeah "whats left to ruin", not my point) since the voice of...bart and a couple of other characters is one of theirs. Hence why if you look at the "movementarian" episode...it's got some undertones of scientology, but they steer far from really mentioning it. Thats why you'll never see an episode on that show referencing it, or probably anything too closely related.

Example. The Tom Cruise couch thing...ripe for parody. Especially since admittedly the simpsons IS prone to jumping on media events like that as of late, they could even have made the episodic "couch gag" revolve around it. They haven't...not to assume but...

Three guesses why not.
Mike 03-13-2006 06:05 PM
That episode was like...six months ago. And I think he was probably in it. He's mad about it NOW? Sure.

It was an amazing episode, though.
Generalissimo D 03-13-2006 06:07 PM
...Scientology once again ruins something.
Hobodoken 03-13-2006 06:37 PM
He wasn't in it.

He's being hypocritical, but that's besides the point.

I heard something that he did some writing, and had a stipulation in his contract that he could attempt to convince Comedy Central to not air a script he thought was terrible. This may not be the case, and it may just be that he could keep himself out.

I'd doubt it's wholly his decision, based on the huge lapse of time between the episode being written, animated, voiced, aired, and now he finally complains. It's been stipulated that the church pressured/asked him too quit.
Sharpshooter005 03-14-2006 01:05 PM
David Ryder 03-14-2006 04:05 PM
ok....what is with turing white charecter's black in these remakes? Kinda like "OMFG agent 49, your black now" thanks to Vin Disel. They should change the title to "Kotta in da Hood."
Nine Kuze 03-14-2006 04:11 PM
Anyway, here are some Ghost Rider pictures for the upcoming movie.





Peace.
Generalissimo D 03-14-2006 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by Nine XXVI
Anyway... check out these Ghost Rider pics:






Peace.


Fixed.
Nine Kuze 03-14-2006 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Fixed.


Um, my bad. Thanks a lot of fixin' that for me, Zaphod.

Man, where would I be around here if you weren't always savin' my ass? Big Grin
Peace.
David Ryder 03-14-2006 04:29 PM
oh! nice picks of ghost rider, I had no idea they where making a movie on the comic.
Sharpshooter005 03-14-2006 04:29 PM
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Kinda like "OMFG agent 49, your black now" thanks to Vin Disel.


...Vin Diesel is black?

Hmm...wait maybe thats where the melanin went when it "disappeared" from Michael Jackson.

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They should change the title to "Kotta in da Hood."


Now all I can think of is that SNL sketch "Quentin Tarentino's Welcome Back Kotter" where the sweathogs are a gang acting as Kotter's muscle.

Then again they DID predict "snakes on a plane" years ago in one of those..so..
Travis Bickle 03-14-2006 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
...Vin Diesel is black?


Half.
David Ryder 03-14-2006 04:32 PM
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...Vin Diesel is black?


He's something. Not sure what really other than a bad actor.
Nine Kuze 03-14-2006 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by Gaddes
oh! nice picks of ghost rider, I had no idea they where making a movie on the comic.


Yeah, they are. Nicholas Cage is playing Ghost Rider. But from what I hear, he basically sucks as the role. But hell, the pictures are indeed sweet.

Also, yeah like Cerpin Taxt said, Vin Diesel is in fact half black. Although, he doesn't like to admit that for some reason. The same from what I hear with Jessica Alba and her being Hispanic, although that one is horribly obvious.

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He's something. Not sure what really other than a bad actor

And between those two, that's all that matters.
Peace.