Who Would Win In A Fight?

Travis Bickle 08-18-2005 04:52 PM
If there's already a thread like this, then someone clearly traveled into the future, stole my idea, and posted it.

The idea of the thread is this: The first person to go posts two names. The next person gives their reason why one of them would win in a fight and then posts two names after that.

For example:

quote:
Robert Plant vs. King Kong


(next person goes)

quote:
Robert Plant would clearly win because he's the world's leading expert in martial arts and tai bo.

(name 1) VS. (name 2)


(next person goes)

quote:
(name 1) would win because of the fact that he was the victorious general of (insert war and year here)

(name 3) VS. (name 4)


Got it? Good.

I'll start it off:

Bill Clinton Vs. The Apeman
Buck Buck #1 08-18-2005 07:19 PM
Bill Clinton would play his sax thus soothing the savage Apeman, then club him over the head.

Mr. T vs. Shaft
Generalissimo D 08-18-2005 07:52 PM
Mr. T would start with his jibba jabba and provoke Shaft to shoot him. Due to the excessive amount of bling the bullets would be repelled and kill Shaft.


Snape vs. a Predator(as in, the hunters from the movies)
Fujiko 08-19-2005 01:45 AM
Although it would seem as if the Predator has weapons quicker and more advanced than his wand and long chants, Snape would throw various objects that have "Snape killed Dumbledore" slapped all over them. Upset with and tired of all the hype, he runs screaming to the edge of a cliff. Before any type of suicide can occur, Snape pushes him off instead.

Dracula or (Dr. Weird's) Corn
Buck Buck #1 08-20-2005 01:26 PM
Dracula would use his undead heat-vision to pop the corn thus making a tasty treat for his minions.

Kieth Richards vs. Skeletor
Generalissimo D 08-20-2005 02:49 PM
...He's fighting himself?
In the event of this suicide, the end effect will be much like the French Revolution. He turns into skeletor completely 24/7 and loses the side of Keith forever.

J.K. Rowling vs H.P. Lovecraft
Buck Buck #1 08-22-2005 08:24 PM
Lovecraft would summon some sort of unspeakable demon to devour Rowling.

Kiss vs. Gwar
Blue Crow 09-26-2005 11:02 PM
you'd think the obvious choice would be gwar considering how savage and crazy their live show is, but the truth is that kiss would win.

because gene simmons is rich. and money rules everything.

fred rogers vs. bob ross

-BC
Big Money 09-26-2005 11:06 PM
Mr. Rogers would own Bob Ross, because neighbors > happy trees.

Tim Curry vs. Willem Dafoe
Fujiko 09-27-2005 10:20 PM
Willem Dafoe...Tim Curry cannot defeat his "green goblin meets speed 2" lunacy!

the Bride or the Groom?
Generalissimo D 09-27-2005 10:46 PM
Depends really...Bride has the upper hand in most cases. Bride.

Micheal Jackson and Cher vs Gary Busey and Denis Leary
X Prime 09-27-2005 10:49 PM
MJ's team, rabid fans can be summoned Knights of the Round style.

Dracula (Castlevania) vs. Kain (Legacy of Kain)
evanASF27 09-27-2005 10:53 PM
Dracula would beat Kain's arse into the ground simply because he's called Dracula...and you cannot beat a name like that.

Particle Man vs. Rubberband Man

(trick question to those who know the song Tongue )
Buck Buck #1 09-28-2005 09:27 PM
Rubber band man hates particle man, they have a fight rubber band wins.

Robot Man vs. the Tin Man
Generalissimo D 09-28-2005 09:51 PM
Robot Man and Tin Man fighting would cause Optimus Prime to show up, and then they would become Robotinus Prime. Barring outside forces, Tin Man is fueled by satanic magic of Oz.

Tin Man.


Sheehan vs Schwarzwald
evanASF27 09-28-2005 10:03 PM
....Schwarzwald....[insert something completely off the wall, vile, evil, terrifying, and yet true HERE]

Shou Tucker VS Eugine Grant
Green_Bird 10-02-2005 10:13 PM
Shou Tucker, He killed his own daugher for a cheimera while Eugine didn't use humans (I don't think) and just combined animals for his. Besides, anime Tucker was turned into a cheimera himself so....Sorry for the long winded anwser Embarrassed Sweatdrop ...

Lust or Balladbird Lee (Gungrave, The anime Superior version..)

(I'm asking for it -_-....)
Christina Perry 11-13-2005 10:44 AM
Lust will win this round.


Eugene Levy and Joe Flaherty vs. Spike Spigel and Faye Valentine
dominusofdeath 11-13-2005 10:57 AM
Eugene Levy and Joe Flaherty hands down.

Sir Lancealot vs SIr Notappearinginthisfilm.
Dude Love 11-13-2005 12:08 PM
Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film, because Lancelot will become distracted by the prince's song...(Cue music).

Paul McCartney v. John Lennon
or
Senator Joseph McCarthy v. Lenin

(pick a battle, or do both)