Who Would Win In A Fight?

Big Money 02-11-2006 09:22 PM
Someone told me that all the Swedish Chef says is "death" in Swedish. So I'll go with them, because he's hard core.

The X Hunters (Mega Man X 2) vs. Doctor Doppler and crew (Mega Man X 3).
X Prime 02-11-2006 09:24 PM
...Doppler by HIMSELF thanks to his absorption shield and general badassness. Vile is just a bonus.

Umm.. Let me think...

Vergil (DMC3) vs. Zero (MMX6 version)
Generalissimo D 02-11-2006 09:24 PM
X Hunters because Doppler had some whacked out hair. Seriously.


X vs. his own angst.
X Prime 02-11-2006 09:29 PM
X's performance in X7 and 8 makes up for the angst. He was freakishly overpowered in those two games.
X Prime 02-13-2006 04:28 PM
Well, I killed the topic... So I'll make a new post:

Zero vs,. Vergil: Draw, though Vergil has the better voice.

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The Big Question:

SWAT Kats vs. Darkwing Duck

HAVE AT IT!
Big Money 02-13-2006 04:33 PM
SWAT Kats, flawless victory.

Reboot vs. Beast Wars, based upon the merits of the respective shows and battles between the individual characters.
X Prime 02-13-2006 04:35 PM
Ah, would you still say that if I had darkwing backed up by Gizmoduck?

Anyhow, Beast Wars. Megatron would paralyze the computerized Guardians with the sheer awesome of his rubber ducky.
Sir Nise 02-13-2006 06:07 PM
Street Sharks vs. Megaman
Hobodoken 02-16-2006 09:11 PM
Street Sharks.

JAWESOME!

Tylenol with Codine #3 versus Percocet.
Generalissimo D 02-16-2006 09:20 PM
It's all drugs man. Hehe.

I think Percocet.

The Donner Party vs. a group of Chinamen
Sharpshooter005 02-17-2006 08:08 PM
Donner Party.

The chinamen (when you say chinamen, it makes me think of 19th century Chinese railroad workers) might be smoking opium and THINKING cannibalism was a good idea...but..the donner party has been there.

Advantage: Donner Party.

William Howard Taft vs. Dom Delouise. This one can either be an actual fight, or a "worlds fattest man" contest.
Generalissimo D 02-17-2006 08:24 PM
Dom Delouise by a bucket of KFC.

April 29th, 1992 vs Patrick Swayze
Darkfire 03-05-2006 06:50 PM
Swayze, because he could stop the rioting with his acting abilities

Dr. Phil v. Dr. Mario
Hobodoken 03-05-2006 08:03 PM
Dr. Mario, despite his fanboy legions, would be bested by Dr. Phil's connection to Oprah, which means control over almost every woman in the free world.

Whoops... forgot a fight...

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists versus Ben Folds.
Generalissimo D 03-05-2006 08:27 PM
Ben Folds...

Pun!

Ted Leo.

Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object
evanASF27 03-05-2006 08:35 PM
neither...now go read Asimov's "The Last Question".


Robo-Zenigata 9000 vs. Lupin with a rubber band launcher
Travis Bickle 03-05-2006 08:36 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hobodoken
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists versus Ben Folds.


Ted Leo by far. Though Songs for Silverman is awesome, Ted Leo > all in indie rock.

And Lupin is better than anyone.

Cows Vs. Chickens
The Baker St. Irregular 03-05-2006 08:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt

Cows Vs. Chickens


Chickens. Hell, I've barely played any Zelda, but I know to ph33r t3h chickens...

Puppetmaster vs. The Laughing Man
Hobodoken 03-05-2006 09:16 PM
The Laughing Man. Everyone likes to laugh! =D

Duck Tales versus Tail Spin.
Big Money 03-05-2006 09:18 PM
Duck Tales, Woowoo!


Kramer & Newman vs. George & Jerry