Who Would Win In A Fight?

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Originally posted by Mr. Bun Bun quote: Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt Fat O, cause of the piledriver thingys. Surfer Rosa vs. Doolittle? Doolittle, because it's one of my favorite albums of all time.

Good answer

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Originally posted by Mr. Bun Bun The Pixies vs. Denmark

The Pixies, because Kim Deal is better than anything that ever came out of Denmark.

Oops. Forgot to put a new one in:

Collective Soul Vs. Everclear (the band)

Well since I've never seen anyone get drunk on colective soul, I've gotta say everclear.

Nintendo vs. Sega

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Originally posted by Mr. Bun Bun Nintendo vs. Sega

Nintendo is the new Sega. However...Sega.

Ryo Hazuki > You

Sonic Vs. Mario

Sonic can move faster than Mario, but Mario can shoot flames from his hands, therefore making Sonic into a blazing blue ball(lulz).

Mario.


Alucard(SOTN) vs. Alucard(Hellsing) vs. Alien vs. Predator

Both Alucard are going to merge and form this being of Alucard so powerful it could destroy up to several hundred thousand vampires at once. But he doesn't, and instead lets Alien and Predator duke it out on their own. Once he sees they won't die, he destroys each race with one bullet.

Mr. Skullhead or The Mime?

Mimes are creepily silent. He would sneak up behind Mr. Skullhead and kill him! :o

Chuck Norris or Joe Namath?

They's collide in a massive explosion that would end all terrorism and kill all disease. Shortly before opening a gatway to pure unadaulterated awesome. No side.

Counter Strike vs. Western Quake

The Old West is always awesome.

Western Quake.


Soldat vs. Gunbound

Gunbound! Prepare to meet your doom!!!

*Uses Bigfoot Special Shot and misses*

Aw crud.





Vash the Stampede (Trigun) vs. Neo (The Matrix)

Neo has far more fanboys, though Vash has better writing.

Tie.


Inigo Montoya versus Joan of Arc.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (Inigo, hands down.)

Bowser (Mario Kart) vs. Samurai Goroh (F-Zero)

Samurai Goroh. Because just about anyone can beat bowser.



Val Hallen (Justice Friends) vs. Rocketbilly Redcadillac (Gungrave: Overdose) vs. Dante with Nevan (Devil May Cry 3)

Val Hallen. His ax is empowered by the Norse gods, is it not? Also, a goat once ate it.


Ted Leo and the Pharmacists versus Lemon Demon

Lemon Demon. Because it is his Ultimate Destiny to win.

Now then.

Gerald Bald Z (Perfect Hair Forever) vs. Dragon Ball Z

Gerald Bald Z......though the circumstances of his win are shrouded in mystery and darkness.

Wallace & Gromit (W&G) VS Beck (The Big O)
(assuming they were in a robot fight...with their own robots)

Gromit pulls through, mostly by distracting Wallace from attempting to mess things up by distraction by cheese. Also, Beck is required by law to lose any robot fight.

EDIT: Forgot to post a fight...

Dr. Zoidburg versus Dr. Nick.

Hmmmm.....

Dr. Nick because he's says 10x funnier things.

Law & Order: SVU or CSI: Las Vegas?

I'm not a big CSI fan, but from what I've seen of it...CSI.

I call SVU "Law and Order: Rape Squad" because they sort of wrote themselves into a corner with the premise. Also washed up rapper and sunglasses comedian pale in comparison to Jerry Orbach or Vincent D'Onofrio. Furthermore in an episode of SVU they actually called a desert eagle an "assault weapon". Suspension of disbelief has its limits, like I at least expect the detectives in cop shows to SEEM like they know what they're talking about.

Crystal Pepsi versus New Coke.

Both suck and are summarily crushed by the might of original Coke.

'Ansem' (KH1) vs. Culex (SMRPG) vs. The Master Final Form (Paper Mario)

Culex for looking like he does.


17 Space Marines vs. 17 Swedish Chefs