| Buck Buck #1 | 01-29-2006 12:51 PM |
If the Power Rangers have their Zords then they'd win by sheer numbers, but otherwise Big Horus would stomp 'em.
OMG 3 way battle!
Rock vs Paper vs Scissors
OMG 3 way battle!
Rock vs Paper vs Scissors
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Who Would Win In A Fight?
| Hobodoken | 01-29-2006 02:49 PM |
Rock wins, because it can tear through paper, covered or not.
Salt crystals versus eggs.
Salt crystals versus eggs.
| Generalissimo D | 01-29-2006 02:51 PM |
You put salt on the eggs. You don't put eggs on the salt.
Eggs.
Bill and Ted vs. Silent Hill
Eggs.
Bill and Ted vs. Silent Hill
| Hobodoken | 01-29-2006 02:52 PM |
Bill and Ted, because they were in volved in the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny.
Utz Vs Lays.
Utz Vs Lays.
| corrupt | 02-07-2006 05:56 PM |
Lays are more tasty, Lays win
A giant Max Payne vs. all three EVA's (Max Payne can still use is bullet timeyness)
A giant Max Payne vs. all three EVA's (Max Payne can still use is bullet timeyness)
| paul1290 | 02-07-2006 06:00 PM |
Max Payne. Bullet time rules if done right! 
Max Payne vs. Vash the Stampede
Max Payne vs. Vash the Stampede
| corrupt | 02-07-2006 06:04 PM |
Vash has spikey hair and guns and is a plant(?), Max Payne has Bullet Time, the ability to survive almost anything and guns Max Payne wins.
Vladimir Lem vs. Gordon Freeman
Vladimir Lem vs. Gordon Freeman
| Generalissimo D | 02-07-2006 06:25 PM |
Freeman. The reasons are obvious.
The French Army vs. Jhonen Vasquez.
IN A FIST FIGHT.
The French Army vs. Jhonen Vasquez.
IN A FIST FIGHT.
| Hobodoken | 02-07-2006 06:45 PM |
The French Army wins, because Zombie Napoleon comes to save the day.
Big pink hospital water jugs versus glasses of water.
Big pink hospital water jugs versus glasses of water.
| corrupt | 02-07-2006 07:35 PM |
The hospital jugs can eat the glasses of water.
10 way FIGHT
Max Payne vs. Rei vs. Roger Smith vs. Vash vs. Morpheus vs. Stephen Colbert vs. Cartman vs. Jesus vs. Satan vs. Nightmare!!!!!!!!
10 way FIGHT
Max Payne vs. Rei vs. Roger Smith vs. Vash vs. Morpheus vs. Stephen Colbert vs. Cartman vs. Jesus vs. Satan vs. Nightmare!!!!!!!!
| Travis Bickle | 02-07-2006 07:37 PM |
Jesus, because my people owe it to him or something.
God vs. Chuck Norris.
God vs. Chuck Norris.
| corrupt | 02-07-2006 07:39 PM |
Doesn't make any sense, Chuck Norris can't fight HIMSELF
Chuck Norris vs. the entire army of hell
Chuck Norris vs. the entire army of hell
| Generalissimo D | 02-07-2006 07:41 PM |
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks me in the face, and the recoil kills him 70 times in 5 different ways. I get a broken nose.
God.
The Cliche Zombie Survivors vs. Hot Topic clientle
God.
The Cliche Zombie Survivors vs. Hot Topic clientle
| corrupt | 02-07-2006 07:52 PM |
Zombie Survivors, HotTopic would try to tempt them with gothy clothes but the survivors are too surly to care and blast them with a shotgun
Jesus with his godly twin uzi's vs. Satan and his un-godly rocket launcher
Jesus with his godly twin uzi's vs. Satan and his un-godly rocket launcher
| Buck Buck #1 | 02-07-2006 08:10 PM |
Uzis are cool. Jesus.
after shave vs. cologne
after shave vs. cologne
| corrupt | 02-07-2006 08:11 PM |
After Shave and Colenge merge together and form a holy scent that could kill god at 100 miles away.
michael jackson vs. a jedi
michael jackson vs. a jedi
| Buck Buck #1 | 02-07-2006 08:29 PM |
Does MJ have a lightsaber? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Fat Fau vs. Fat O
Fat Fau vs. Fat O
| Travis Bickle | 02-07-2006 08:39 PM |
Fat O, cause of the piledriver thingys.
Surfer Rosa vs. Doolittle?
Surfer Rosa vs. Doolittle?
| Big Money | 02-07-2006 08:39 PM |
Fat Fau is an administrator, so he can IP ban Fat O.
The Muslim Danes vs. The Other Danes
The Muslim Danes vs. The Other Danes
| Buck Buck #1 | 02-07-2006 08:43 PM |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt Fat O, cause of the piledriver thingys. Surfer Rosa vs. Doolittle? |
Doolittle, because it's one of my favorite albums of all time.
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| The Muslim Danes vs. The Other Danes |
The other Danes will draw more offensive cartoons.
The Pixies vs. Denmark