Who Would Win In A Fight?

Soma cruz would use his demon powers to kill him, then mope about it.


Julius Belmont Vs. Juste Belmont

Dont know who either of those are.

Aqua man or Atom Ant?

Atom Ant. Damn hard bug to hit.

Here's a tough one...

Metatron vs. Megatron

hmmm....Metatron is using the "Spirit Fingers" like a professional dancer...on the other hand, Megatron has a giant cannon....

...hmmmmmmm...

I'm going with the one that isn't wearing a toga. Cos quite frankly I don't want to know what's under there! *gasp*


Godiva vs Lindt?
Assuming that they were personified as badass kungfu fighters

Godiva would use it's laser breath to melt Lindt.

Mario vs. Wario

Mario wins, hands down.

Jesus versus Appocalypse (from X-Men)

Jesus goes Super Saiyan and Apocalypse angsts into loss.


Benecio Del Toro vs. Ben Stein

Benicio. His rich, slow dialect would melt any opposition into goo.

Patrick Stewart vs William Shatner.

Patrick Stewart, because Jimmy Neutron sucked 10% less than Osmosis Jones.


A DS Stylus vs. a religious tract.

Stylus ftw baby.

The Princess Bride versus Cell phones.

These days, I'd have to go with cell phones.

Bigfoot vs. Chewbacca

Bigfoot knocks Chewbacca clean across the room.


Stale French Toast vs. Harrison Ford.

"Blade Runner" Harrison Ford and "Han Solo" Harrison Ford blast the toast up against a boulder. "Indiana Jones" Harrison Ford then whips the toast into Cinnimon Toast Crunch squares.


Carol Channing vs Betty Davis

Everyone loses, unless they both blink each other out of existance.

Captain Murphy Versus Master Shake

"Shake! Power! ACTIVATE!!"
Total annihilation.

Aquafina vs Dasani.

Tap would destroy both of those pansies.

Beer vs. bier

beer is sexy, it wins, GO BEER!!!

Neo vs. Luffie

Luffie, because he's a pirate.

Vash vrs. Kenshin

Vash has a gun.

Nerds vs Dorks

The Nerds construct large sci-fi weaponry, while the dorks just sit there and take it in the ass.

Big Horus vs. Every single Power Ranger.