Who Would Win In A Fight?

corrupt 01-09-2006 06:40 PM
james pod would shove his head up his own a*** and solid snake would smoke himself to death, draw...


Los Ilumminados vs. the evagleoin company (nerv?)
Sharpshooter005 01-09-2006 08:18 PM
Los Illuminados. But it might be close, they'd kill every NERV member (they'd be too busy wallowing in self-pity to fight back) except Misato (who'd be too drunk to be emo), who would off a bunch of ganados before they gained the upper hand.

The robot maid from the Jetsons versus Robbie the robot.
kaura117 01-09-2006 09:14 PM
The Robot Maid. She's a tickin' bomb waitin' to go off, man.

The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria versus Discordianism.
Randolph 01-09-2006 09:16 PM
Illuminated Seers. It just sounds cooler.

Young Merlin vs Harry Potter.
Generalissimo D 01-09-2006 09:27 PM
Harry Potter, since he commands more youthful nerds.


Carlos Mencia vs Shiggy Miyamoto.
corrupt 01-09-2006 10:13 PM
Carlos mencia makes the other guy to laugh himself to death.


marvin the android vs shinj from evangelion (battle of the self pitying emo's!)
Hobodoken 01-09-2006 10:15 PM
Marvin is sat on by Shinji's EVA, resulting in a loss for Marvin.

Newton versus Einstien
Randolph 01-09-2006 10:24 PM
Newton had an apple fall on his head and found out stuff falls.
Einstein invented the frickin' atomic bomb.

Apple pie = pwnage.

Red M&M vs Blue M&M.
Mike 01-09-2006 10:31 PM
Blue M&M scored 25 points in Bombing Run on TwinTombs and Red M&M only got 6. Blue wns.
kaura117 01-09-2006 10:31 PM
Blue. Blue's always the better color, and isn't a short-fused hothead.

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION: Cake or Pie?
Hobodoken 01-09-2006 10:58 PM
The ensuing battle would lead to the end of existance, and would force Mr. T to come down from his throne and restart the Universe.

As such, I'll move on.

Vikings versus Samurii
evanASF27 01-09-2006 11:03 PM
Vikings have spam on their side...samurii have sharp swords...

It'd come to a draw resulting in a Spam-Fest cookoff between the Americans and the Russians.


Steam vs Diesel/electric?
Randolph 01-09-2006 11:11 PM
Steam, how do you say it... PwN5 j00.

R.L. Stine vs Stephen King.
kaura117 01-09-2006 11:14 PM
R. L. Stine was at least honest about being a popular hack.

Jim Butcher versus Anne Rice (answer depends on whether you like good books, or emo books... ¬_¬)
Fujiko 01-10-2006 03:06 AM
Anne Rice would probably be attacked by her own vampires.

sea lion or dolphin?
Randolph 01-10-2006 01:04 PM
Dolphins are cute. Zalloh!

Johnny Depp vs Johnny Deep.
Jim Starluck 01-10-2006 02:43 PM
Depp. Combined forcess of Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands and Willy Wonka are darn hard to beat.

Speaking of Cap'n Sparrow...

Pirate vs Ninja Big Grin
Hobodoken 01-10-2006 02:43 PM
Implosion of the multiverse.

The Autobots versus the Thundercats.
corrupt 01-10-2006 04:33 PM
the autobots would be annoyed to death by the THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER CATS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


cloud strife vs link
Generalissimo D 01-10-2006 04:35 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hobodoken
Implosion of the multiverse.

The Autobots versus the Thundercats.



Optimus Prime leaves Thunderroadkill.


Soma Cruz vs. Mathias Cronqvist