Who Would Win In A Fight?

Hobodoken 12-20-2005 08:26 PM
Chuck Norris, because his chief export is pain.

Mr. T, or Vin Diesel?
evanASF27 12-20-2005 10:25 PM
They would meet in a truce......but only after destroying 7/6's of the universe and giving Satan the finger.

Young Nasty Man vs Wonderboy?
kaura117 12-20-2005 10:32 PM
Wonderboy

"MMMEEEEIIINNDDD BUUULLLEEETTTSSS"

Vash or Spike
evanASF27 12-20-2005 10:34 PM
Vash....Vash....no one but the Vash.

Lupin the Third vs Beck...(no "the Third")
Hobodoken 12-20-2005 11:46 PM
Beck's got the 'fro, so Lupin'll have to 'go.

Frictron, Emperor of all Friction, Versus Gravitron, ruler of all Gravity?
corrupt 01-06-2006 06:46 PM
Graviton because he is sexier...


france vs america
X Prime 01-06-2006 09:04 PM
In a pure military contest... Dear lord, the French would be just CRUSHED.

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Trevor Belmont vs. Ralph Belmondo.

Be aware that there is actually a completely correct answer to this contest.
Manji 01-06-2006 09:14 PM
I've got to go with Trevor, the only Trevor I've ever met in person was a beast. None of the Ralphs I've ever met could beat Trev with a baseball bat.

How about Krang and Shredder? Evil
corrupt 01-06-2006 11:42 PM
A draw, they both stab eachother in the face at the same time.

naruto vs roger smith
Buck Buck #1 01-06-2006 11:56 PM
Norman would bust a cap before Naruto could even touch Roger.

Emeril Lagasse vs. Bobby Flay
Sharpshooter005 01-09-2006 07:18 AM
I'm going to say Emiril. But mainly because I'm absolutely sure he'd be carrying fragmentation grenades, just so he could say "BAM!"

The A-Team versus The Cobras from MGS3
Hobodoken 01-09-2006 04:41 PM
The A-Team.

They just don't lose.



Cobra, from GI JOE, versus The Empire
X Prime 01-09-2006 04:44 PM
The Empire.

Cobra can't conquer ONE measly planet.

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Darth Minimus vs. Yoda

(Hint: Minimus... Mini means small, mus means mouse... You have three guesses at to which mouse, and it ain't Jerry).
kaura117 01-09-2006 04:46 PM
C'mon, man. Yoda. Any SW fan worth his stuff knows that Little Green Men Kick ASS.

Shinji (in EVA) versus Sasuke (battle of the emo!)
X Prime 01-09-2006 04:48 PM
Neither. Both would be whining too much to fight.

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Kaura vs. The Big Finale (After Finale hears that kaura just dissed The All-Powerful KHII Mickey and therefore Drives with himself into Anti-Form)
Hobodoken 01-09-2006 04:48 PM
The Big Finale, he'd ignore the crazy science

Thrall, Warcheif of the Horde, versus Bob Dole
Sharpshooter005 01-09-2006 04:56 PM
Bob Dole. I've got his autograph, his prosthetic arm turns into a machinegun.

(One part of this is true...but which one )

Metal Gear REX versus Jetalone from EVA.
Hobodoken 01-09-2006 05:03 PM
Metal... GEAR?!


Old jeans versus Energizer batteries.
corrupt 01-09-2006 05:30 PM
energizer batteries explose and set fire to the jeans, so a draw


ed(the crazy one form ed,edd and eddy) vs rei from evangellion
Generalissimo D 01-09-2006 06:28 PM
Ed, for the sole reason he hasn't been portrayed nude from every angle 10932080977710310823810238^99999999999999999 times.

Solid Snake vs. James Bond.