Who Would Win In A Fight?
| Generalissimo D |
12-04-2006 11:24 PM |
Code Red is diabetic suicide.
EXTREME.
Chivalry vs. Drunkeness
| Buck Buck #1 |
12-04-2006 11:30 PM |
Hooray beer!
a sleepy kitty vs. a bunny
| SEELE 08 |
01-02-2007 09:47 PM |
Bunny, they taunt my dog, Saturn.
In a who has bigger daddy issues whine-off...
Alex Rosewater vs. Shinji Ikari.
| Generalissimo D |
01-02-2007 10:04 PM |
Shinji never killed his father I think.
Alex.
Saddam Hussien vs. Gerald Ford
| SEELE 08 |
01-02-2007 11:32 PM |
| Buck Buck #1 |
01-03-2007 12:22 AM |
well since the angry parakeet already clawed that one guy's face off, it can probably take a parrotlet.
which is better for listening to music in public
headphones vs. a small easily concealable speaker
| Inigo Montoya |
03-21-2007 06:36 AM |
Speaker helps annoy people. SPEAKER
Headshot v. Monster Kill
| The Question |
03-21-2007 07:14 AM |
Monster Kill crushes Headshot because it's bigger. Much bigger.
Hammer Time vs. The End of Time
| Nine Kuze |
03-21-2007 12:28 PM |
If your thinking about the Hammer Time I'm thinking, then Hammer Time wins. Its more upbeat, has a better flow and those pants...
Winner: Hammer Time
Next: Marlon Brando vs. Frank Sintara. Oh, this will be fun... to see who actually tries and all.
| Inigo Montoya |
03-21-2007 12:32 PM |
Ol' Blue Eyes had purported Mafia ties and once threw furniture out of a hotel room window. The winnah, and still champeen: Frank Sinatra!
Money Shot v. Big Money getting shot
| The Big Finale |
03-21-2007 12:33 PM |
Both.
Heffalumps vs. Woozles
| Hobodoken |
03-21-2007 12:37 PM |
Woozles, yes, Woozles.
Hulk versus the sun.
| Inigo Montoya |
03-21-2007 12:39 PM |
Hulk is green. His chlorophyll absorbs all the sun's dangerousness.
God v. Big Deus
| The Big Finale |
03-21-2007 12:41 PM |
Odin roasts him.
You didn't specify WHICH god, after all.
Fly fisherman vs. Fish flyerman
| Hobodoken |
03-21-2007 12:51 PM |
Fish Flyerman can fly.
FLY I SAY!
Fitness Celebrity John Basedow versus Dr. Phil
| The Big Finale |
03-21-2007 12:56 PM |
Dr. Phil helps Fitness Celebrity John Basedow to understand the real motivation behind his getting all beefed up.
Which is to particpate in the next match. No result.
Fitness Celebrity John Basedow vs. Hollwood Actor Beck Bristow
| kaura117 |
03-21-2007 01:25 PM |
John Basedow for being immediately google-able, as opposed to Bristow.
A fleet of starships versus a rubber ducky!
| The Big Finale |
03-21-2007 01:32 PM |
-50 points for missing the Sealab reference, -50 more points for not being Hobodoken.
Unbeknownest to the fleet, the rubber ducky is actually the X-treme Atomic Black Hole Rubber Ducky of Death. Unfortunately, the X-treme Atomic Black Hole Rubber Ducky of Death can't light its own fuse, so the fleet of starships win by default.
Digimon vs. Digeri Dingo
| Hobodoken |
03-21-2007 03:10 PM |
Had you specified a Digimon, Digeri could trick them.
However, as written, it seems to be all Digimon against a single dingo.
Champions of the Digital World win.
Sparkamus Prime versus Adrian Barbobot
| Heavy Metal Instro |
03-21-2007 07:54 PM |
I don't know who those people are but...
Probably the most me and my brother fight over...
Evangelion Unit-01 vs. Big O...