Who Would Win In A Fight?

Generalissimo D 09-08-2006 04:04 PM
omgwtfjrpg.

Megaman through reasons I won't devulge here.

Uriel vs. Vassago
Big Money 09-08-2006 04:08 PM
Vassago is a vastly superior name to Uriel, which sounds like part of the excretory system.

Wait (Whisper Song) vs. Any Way You Want It

(Battle is in terms of applied comedic uses)
SEELE 08 09-08-2006 04:43 PM
The Whisper Song. Because god-have-mercy that is the worst piece of crap ever written, sung, and produced by mankind since the "Meow" song for that cat litter commercial. The Ying-Yang Twins shall burn in musical hell for that.

Which one of these makes this eva fangirl cry more tears of blood?

The Eva Live-Action Project vs the new four movie installment series that is a remake of Evangelion (at least Anno is involved)
Inigo Montoya 09-08-2006 10:35 PM
Live-action Eva because it takes less time.

Beelzebub v. Lucifer v. Mephistopheles v. Ol' Scratch v. Satan v. Asmodeus
Generalissimo D 09-08-2006 10:47 PM
Beelz.

My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn...

Darkman vs. Madman
Dominus of Requiem 09-08-2006 11:01 PM
darkman cuz its all cool


Torque ( the suffering) vs nightmare (soul calibur)
Inigo Montoya 09-08-2006 11:04 PM
Neither, as Gordon Freeman would arrive to slam a shopping cart into them.


A drunken midget with a tec-9 v. an ADD kid with an M249 SAW
Nine Kuze 09-11-2006 10:12 AM
A druken midget with anything would win regardless. Because everyone already loves a midget and then, drunk...

Winner: Drunken midget with a tec-9

Triple threat match: The Rolling Stones vs. Pink Floyd vs. Metallica
Peace.
Buck Buck #1 09-12-2006 11:31 PM
Since the Rolling Stones are effectively immortal they will just outlive every other rock band in existance.

Winnar = Stones

Plastic Man vs. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Hollow XXVI 09-12-2006 11:32 PM
Goku. Goku always wins.
Hobodoken 09-12-2006 11:35 PM
A Green Lantern's power is only limited by their courage and imagination.

Hal was their best, and all Plastic Man can do is stretch, and mold himself into shapes. GL by a lightyear.

Duct Tape versus a duck.
SEELE 08 09-13-2006 01:17 AM
Ducks...because who would quack?

Xenosaga vs Xenogears
X Prime 09-13-2006 01:22 AM
Saga. Because it had Wilhelm.

The Omega Symbol Which Sadly Cannot Be Displayed on this Board vs. Omega The Word
Hollow XXVI 09-13-2006 01:26 AM
The symbol of course.

Chrono Cross versus Chrono Trigger was the only one I could think up on such short notice but we all know Goku would win.
SEELE 08 09-13-2006 03:50 AM
Chrono Cross, because it has a cyborg! Grobyc!

Ziggy vs Keel....which old rust-bucket of a cyborg is grumpier?
Nine Kuze 11-27-2006 07:08 PM
I would say Keel because I actually know him but Ziggy, on the undisputed fact that is not from Evangelion. HOT DAMN.

Winner: Ziggy

Martin Lawrence vs. Richard Pryor

Not on comedic ability, because Pryor wins hands down in that department, but on who is crazier and who can light themselves on fie better.
Peace.
Buck Buck #1 12-04-2006 10:35 PM
Richard Pryor damnit!


Old Obi-wan Kenobi vs. Deckard Cain
Generalissimo D 12-04-2006 10:46 PM
Alec Guiness > Blizzard.

White and Nerdy vs. Ridin' Dirty
Big Money 12-04-2006 10:51 PM
White and Nerdy has PC guy on Al's myspace page.

So the clear victor here is the parody.




Jigglypuff vs. Inigo Montoya
The Big Finale 12-04-2006 10:57 PM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Bulbasaur. Prepare to die."

Mountain Dew vs. Mountain Dew Code Red vs. Mountain Dew Livewire vs. Diet Mountain Dew.