Who Would Win In A Fight?

Hobodoken 08-29-2006 11:25 PM
Radar Man, he can do anything a Radar can!

Khan, or Ghenghis Khan?
SEELE 08 08-29-2006 11:27 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Because dude...he totally started WWIII and got exiled from earth and he was a super human mutant of d00m. Genghis Khan just conquered some sh** and died.

FanFiction.net vs deviantArt.com
Generalissimo D 08-29-2006 11:47 PM
dA because my face blesses it.

again

Snake vs. Plane
Hobodoken 08-29-2006 11:57 PM
Unless a certain Officer helps the plane, the snakes'll take that sucker down. Eating wires, biting people in... places...

Snake victory.

Spoons versus pens.
The Big Finale 08-30-2006 09:07 AM
Pens get the win. Without forks present, the spoons can't do the Fusion Dance and merge with them into the almighty sporks.

Alice vs. Dorothy Gale
Fujiko 08-31-2006 01:56 AM
Dorothy has Toto, and three friends that lack. Alice has a mushroom that can make her grow. Big foot = instant squish. Alice wins.

Nessy or giant squid?
SEELE 08 08-31-2006 07:10 AM
Giant Squid. Them things have big nasty beaks.

Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb
Nine Kuze 08-31-2006 01:54 PM
quote:
Originally posted by The Big Finale
Without forks present, the spoons can't do the Fusion Dance and merge with them into the almighty sporks.

Finale, that's just brillant. So that how sporks are made. Someone do a YTMND on that.

Although I do drink both, I do at least know of Dr. Pepper. Sprite, ftw.

Winner: Dr. Pepper

Triple threat match: Race Bannon vs. Joe Swanson vs. Brock Samson
Peace.
SEELE 08 08-31-2006 02:44 PM
Oh come on, that one is easy, It's obviously Brock Sampson. In Dia de los Dangerous he freakin' rose from his grave. Come on people...his grave.

Emo vs Punk

which subculture is more anyoing?
Hobodoken 08-31-2006 04:05 PM
Emo kids are more quite about stuff, punk is loud. Punk kids would stab the emo kids with their spiky belts and such.

Electric razors versus non-electric razors.
Buck Buck #1 08-31-2006 07:57 PM
it's alot harder to slice off an ear with an electric razor.

Rawk Hawk vs. Prince Mush
The Big Finale 09-01-2006 12:47 AM
Rawk Hawk and Prince Mush fight each other to a standstill, but then they're both promptly smacked down by the Great Gonzales.

The Animorphs vs Beast Boy.
Hobodoken 09-01-2006 06:50 AM
Beast Boy.

Not only can he remain in his form as long as he wants, he's green.

Petrolium jelly versus Pepto-Bismol
Nine Kuze 09-05-2006 01:43 PM
While Pepto-Bismol is fun to drink just for the hell of it, and also, I hear that it actually has health benefits as well which is also nice, Petrolium Jelly has many uses (Go Go, Vaseline!)

Winner: Petrolium Jelly

Braveheart vs. Gladiator (as in the two films)
Peace.
Inigo Montoya 09-05-2006 04:53 PM
Braveheart followed the story of a guy who swung a ball on a chain and killed a guy in his bed and set a building on fire with Brits in it.

Gladiator is about a general who becomes a slave and stabs Johnny Cash in the throat. The winner should be obvious.

Samurai warrior vs. US Army National Guardsman, <today's tech

(Both have the standard equipment of their respective cultures and timelines)
X Prime 09-05-2006 05:49 PM
Obviously the samurai would be annihilated by the sheer weight of being painfully overrated.

Xenogears (as in the mecha) vs. Omega Universitas - Id Mode (also as in a mecha)
Generalissimo D 09-05-2006 06:33 PM
Corporate Japan.


The Iron Giant vs. Iron Man
Inigo Montoya 09-05-2006 08:16 PM
Iron Man is a drunk with plasma cannons. He wins, but half of NYC loses as well.


Steve Rogers vs. the Red Skull
Nine Kuze 09-08-2006 11:24 AM
If this were Captain America, it'd be a different story with the shield, the superhuman body, and the costume.

All Steve Rogers had was bad health.

Winner: The Red Skull

Aeon Flux vs. Motoko Kusanagi
Peace.
Dominus of Requiem 09-08-2006 03:05 PM
aeon flux due to nasty sick matrix moves

Megaman v.s dante (from devil may cry)