Who Would Win In A Fight?

Harlem Globetrotters. They can dribble themselves to victory and do some neat tricks while they're at it.

Santa Keel vs "The Santa Claus" (god those movies were retarded)

Tim Allen has some pretty sick daemon abilities. And he's not connected to Evangelion.

The Santa Claus.


Hannibal Barca vs. Al Queda.

Hannibal.

Genius military maneuvers > shoe bombs.

Chik-fil-a Chicken Sandwich w/ Coleslaw vs. Wendy's Spicy Grilled Chicken Sandwich w/ Chili

Wheat on rye is the ultimate sandwich. Both lose.


A man with giant hands vs. Bigfoot

Bigfoot, because kicks are stronger than punches. Fighting games told me so.


Bilbo vs. Mini-me.

Bilbo hes so cool
Rebels vs. Heartless

Heartless are more evil
Heartless win


Tricky the Clown vs. Schwarzwald

Schwartzwold. Because he not afraid of the truth. And the truth is is that a large majority of people are in fact afraid of clowns.

Winner: Schwartzwold

Jake "The Raging Bronx Bull" LaMotta vs. Rocky "The Italian Stallion" Balboa.

The match is in New York, New York so Jake gets the home advantage.
Peace.

Alliteration isn't as cool as a rhyme, so Rocky Balboa wins it this time.

Scooby Doo vs. Jabberjaw vs. Speed Buggy.

No respect, no respect!

I'd say Jabberjaw on account of being a shark.

Jeff Bridges vs. Kevin Costner

Jeff Bridges. Because he didn't direct Dances With Wolves.

And I loathe Dances With Wolves. It screwed GoodFellas out of Best Picture in '90.

Damn... I can't think of a matchup.

How about this:
Season 1 Dorothy vs. Season 2 Dorothy.
Peace.

Ooh, hard decision.

Season 2 Dorothy gets it for actually doing some stuff, like smackin' down the Leviathan, smashing Dove and T-Bone over the head with a bike, and saving Roger from a watery grave.

Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk vs. Major Glory, Val Hallen, and The Infraggable Krunk.

Mostly because, and thanks to Finale, I had completely forgotten that those three existed. And besides, I was never feelin' the Avengers. That team changed members so many times.. much more than even the X-Men.

Winners: Major Glory, Val Hallen, and the Infraggable Krunk\

Cell (from DBZ) vs. Apocalypse (from X-Men)
Peace.

Apocalypse will get big and yell, while turning his hand into a laser and shooting Cell into oblivion.

Winner= Apocalypse

Speed Racer vs. Space Ghost

quote:

Originally posted by Buck Buck #1 Apocalypse will get big and yell, while turning his hand into a laser and shooting Cell into oblivion. Winner= Apocalypse Speed Racer vs. Space Ghost

You know Buck, and I not really arguing about your call, but Cell has a lot of the same abilites as Apocalypse for the most part.

Expect for the laser, that's where Apocalypse has him. I just wanted to get that out of the way.

Next person, please do Buck's matchup.
Peace.

Speed doesn't stand a chance against wrist band lasers.

Ironman vs. Boba Fett

DUN
DUN
DUN DUN DUN
DUNNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNNA DUN DUN DUN


Snake Vs. Plane

Boba Fett...totally. Jet pack + blaster = win.

Russian Communism vs Chinese Communism

Russian Communism, comrade. While it may have collapsed, it will still live on in cultural memory long after the Chinese variation has long since been forgotten.


Lil' Brudder,
Versus

Lil' Slugger.

A battle to end all battles.

[whack] [thump]

Creepy little kids who may or may not be real conquer all. Extra bonus points to Slugger for having Maniwa as a nemesis.

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