Who Would Win In A Fight?

As much as it pains me, probably Rabid EVA fans. The confusion over what the hell happened would give them desperation, making them stronger.

Science museums vs. Aquariums.

Aquariams, I LOVE AQUARIAMS. I drag my parents to various aquariams whenever I get the chance. I've drug them to Chicago, Baltimore, and now I'm getting ready to drag them to the one in Atlanta that has the world's largest tank with multiple female whale sharks!

Also you have NO IDEA how scary Eva fans can be. I give you an example, nay a masterpeice of fanwankery. http://forums.evamonkey.com/viewtopic.php?t=1444

Whale Sharks vs Whales

What kind of whale? If it's something like a humpback whale they will just peacefully coexist. A sperm whale would probably ignore it, but an orca would kill the sh** out of a whale shark for invading its territory.

Assassination by dagger vs. assassination by concealed pistol.

Dagger. This way you don't have to worry about ammo, and if you're close enough to assassinate with it, any guard with a gun who is within 32 feet of you is going down as well (statistical fact).


"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

OR

"There are no problems in life that cannot be solved via the application of high-yield explosives."

Fruit bats vs Base ball bats

Hey, come on, I posted a fight. At least pick the winner for mine first!

And Baseball Bats.

[See my previous post]

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Originally posted by The Venome Lord Dagger. This way you don't have to worry about ammo, and if you're close enough to assassinate with it, any guard with a gun who is within 32 feet of you is going down as well (statistical fact). "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." OR "There are no problems in life that cannot be solved via the application of high-yield explosives."

Although the "eye-for an eye" is a great and ancient law, the application of explosives does seem solve all problems (at least at a theorical sense, as this hasn't been realistically done yet.).

Winner: "There are no problems in life that cannot be solved via the application of high-yield explosives."

Women's Championship (Assuming that you believe that these two actually have a gender and are in fact women):

Big Venus vs. Lilith
Peace.

Clipped wings makes for instant bitchiness. Big Venus wins.

Cloak vs. Dagger.

Dagger because it's a pointy object.

Misato vs Angel

Angel cause she fallen.
Drunks vs. Ninja's in who does the most damage.

While both inflict roughly the same amount of damage, drunks also damage themselves in the process. Drunks win.

Love vs. hate.

Love would probbably fall in love with hate and hate would kick it's ass while it wasn't looking.

Jesus vs. Televison
Who controls more people?

The concept of Jesus' mind control on people has been around much, much longer than the invention of television.

Winner: Jesus

Alan Gabriel vs. V (from "V for Vendetta")
Peace.

Allen, because cyborgs are totally bitchin'.

Bahamut vs Tiamat.

Bahamut, for in D&D he is the Platinum Dragon, the greatest dragon in existence.


Gnoll 15th level Cleric/15th level Fighter

vs.

A man with a chainsaw

The Chainsaw Man. Because he haunts your town with his skeleton hand.

Werewolves vs. Gargoyles.

Gargoyles are usually made out of stone which is really hard to chew. Gargoyle


A Tiger vs. Tygra

Tygra.

I mean, come on, dude.

"But why is the rum gone?" versus "That's a nice lookin' coat you got there."

"But why is the rum gone?" because that represents what Captain Jack Sparrow is.

Ligers or Tigons?

Tigons is a much cooler parody of the cat name so therefore, the Tigons win.

Winner: Tigons

Please, do not even think of the notion of asking me where I got the idea of this matchup from. But where it goes nonetheless;

The Individual Eleven vs. The Harlem Globetrotters
Peace.