Who Would Win In A Fight?

Giffion it has mulite guns.
And I said a harmless robot war no killing in volved
anyway-Viz or Toykopop

Viz, they published both the Big O and Neon Genesis Evangelion mangas therefore they are superior to TokyoPop.

Gordon Rosewater vs Gendo Ikari

Rosewater piloted a giant robot. Badly, but he did it. Gendo had little kids do it for him.

Gillette versus Dentyne

Gillette makes weapons while Dentyne just makes gum. Squishy, easily lacerated gum.

Proctor & Gamble vs. HC Johnson Wax

Procter & Gamble for being an economic powerhouse, the other company just make cleaning products.

Glinda vs Unit 00

Glinda. She can walk in high heels.

Matches vs. lighters.

Lighters are so much easier
Canadians vs. Irish

If it was a mountie maybee, but canadians in general would lose. Big time.

Film vs. Digital photography

Digital, it's cheaper in the long run...and easily edited.

Old School vs New School

Old School = Ford vs. Chevy
New School = Subaru vs. Mitsubishi.

Old School wins by superior badassosity.

V8 vs. turbo four

What, no V12? Fine, V8 then. Additionally, V8 provides you with essential vitamins and minerals.

Watch vs. clock on cell phone.

Cell Phone Clock, though I don't have one I can imagine it would be better than having a watch slipping around my wrist all day.

Keel Lorenz vs Allen Gabriel

I like Alan well enough, and I've made it my business to not let myself watch EVA. Besides, Alan is like a twisted caricature of MJ. And there was that one ghetto shop R.Smith posted of that crazy fashion guy from good morning something or another that looked dead like alan.

So Stripes for the win.


Domo-kun vs. Bowser

Bower cause only mario can kill him.
Screwdriver vs. Hammer

You can use a screwdriver to get hammered. Screwdriver.



Zombie Pirates vs. Sea Monster Pirates

Although zombies are always a plus, being pirates and able to use the sea to use own direct advantage is an even bigger plus.

Winner: Sea Monster Zombies

2 out of 3 Falls Match:
Vash the Stampede vs. Alucard
Peace.

Alucard, he can transform, regenerate, and summon familiars and animals to his side.

Paris Hilton vs Ronald Mcdonald.

Ronald McDonald. Because at least he can act.

Captain Falcon or Ganondorf?

Falcon has the better catchphrase.

Paper Bible vs. Bible on DVD

Paper Bible. These new-fangled additions ain't the word of God! They're blasphemy! The Bible wasn't written in 1 and 0's it was written in English just like the good lord intended back when he commisioned the King James Bible.

Rabid Eva Fans vs Rabid DBZ fans.