Who Would Win In A Fight?

Hobodoken 07-12-2006 07:35 PM
Metatron's an angel, you know, a real one, not some crazy alien thing.

Voice of God over lame giants.


Rex Ruthor versus Asian Superman.
SEELE 08 07-12-2006 09:35 PM
Rex Ruthor because Engrish= wins.

Whose Childhood was worse because of their bastard father.....

Shinji Ikari vs Alex Rosewater
Shadow dorothy 07-12-2006 11:14 PM
Alex cause he attempted to take over the world and kill anyone necasary.
Star Wars rebels vs. Avanlanche
Diverse Considerations 07-12-2006 11:46 PM
hmmm...rebels. They have Wedge, so someone will always survive.

Alan Rickman vs. Kouzou Fuyutsuki.
SEELE 08 07-13-2006 03:39 AM
Rickman wins because Kozo is the ultimate loser.

Mass Production Evas vs Mick Jagger

Kozo related.....

The Baker St. Irregular 07-13-2006 07:32 AM
Mick in his tight, tight pants. Drooling He IS a rock god, after all.

Pallas' Cat vs. Serval

Oh, snap, it's a wild cat showdown! Shocked
Diverse Considerations 07-13-2006 08:58 AM
Servals because they are water friendly, but the Ocelot wins over everyone.

Breakfast at 9am vs. breakfast at 10pm.
Buck Buck #1 07-13-2006 11:50 AM
Breakfast at 1 pm. That reminds me...


8 track vs. Virtual Boy
SEELE 08 07-13-2006 01:54 PM
Virtual Boy wins because it caused Migraines and Vision Problems! All 8 tracks ever did was give hippies something to listen to.

Windows 95 vs the MAGI
Diverse Considerations 07-13-2006 05:18 PM
MAGI. You ever seen a playground fight where three bullies steal something from a kid and play keep away with it? Yeah, it would be like that.

The magi vs. the MAGI
Buck Buck #1 07-16-2006 12:45 AM
All caps ftl The magi.


The Zombies (band) vs. The Zombies (undead)
Big Money 07-16-2006 10:45 AM
Hunger for brains is usually a greater force than the hunger for musical success.

Zombies win.



ManBearPig vs. Al Gore
Ace of Spades 07-16-2006 11:40 AM
Al Gore would bore the thing to death with his monotone voice.

The Malebolgia vs. Carnage
Shadow dorothy 07-16-2006 01:18 PM
Carnage Drooling
Ph34r t3h l33t vs. f34r th3 pk.(people killing)
Diverse Considerations 07-16-2006 03:13 PM
Ph34r t3h l33t. l33t has Zola. All should ph34r t3h z0la.

This one will be difficult, so consider it carefully:

Chuck Norris vs. Mr. Rogers
SEELE 08 07-16-2006 03:30 PM
Mr. Rogers, he has his sweater of invulerbality on.

Charmin vs Downy
Shadow dorothy 07-17-2006 12:40 AM
Neither it's toilet paper cause u use it in place I won't say.
In a harmless robot war
Dorothy or c3p0
Buck Buck #1 07-17-2006 12:48 AM
R2 has C3P0's back. Instant win.


an anti-missile laser grid vs. an anti-laser missile grid
SEELE 08 07-17-2006 03:40 AM
Anti- missile laser grid....because an an anti-laser missle grid would be pointless and useless....

Dorothy vs Motoko
Wingnut 07-17-2006 06:20 AM
Mokoto.

Griffon vs any Bond car.