Who Would Win In A Fight?

Mechanical. Cyborg pwnge.

SEELE vs The United States Congress.

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Originally posted by SEELE 08 SEELE vs The United States Congress.

Obvious SEELE vs. the haters; SEELE WINS ya'll.

sigh...

Feathers McGraw (the penguin from Wallace and Gromit's "The Wrong Trousers") vs. Pen-Pen

Feathers McGraw in a landslide. Being able to do stuff>>>>>just looking cute.


Noah versus Ishmael

Noah. His packing skillz were leet. If you are going on a trip....let him do the packing.

SNL vs MAD TV

They both suck, but SNL sucks less. And it had a point where it was amazing, while MAD TV had never not sucked.

The age old question:
Camaro vs. Mustang

Mustang wins for so many reasons.
Ninjas vs. Dorothy

If Beck and some scorpion robots can beat Dorothy, you can damn well bet ninjas can.

Dr. McNinja versus Ryu

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Originally posted by Diverse Considerations The 1970s brought us "Star Wars", "Chinatown", and "The Godfather Trilogy". The 2000s have brought (or will bring) us "Harry Potter" (period), movies with Paul Walker, and "The Matrix Trilogy" Winner, 1970s.

FIXED.

Anyway, I'm going to assume that Dr. McNinja is made up but the fact that a doctor is also a ninja is hard to beat but Ryu has the Hadou-Ken.

Winner: Ryu

Capitalism vs. Anarchy
Peace.

There's nothing wrong with Capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

Capitalism.

Psionic vs. Magic

Magic, psionic anything would just produce a headache. Migraines are a pain.

Naruto's sexy no jutsu vs. Angel taking off her jacket in Act 7

Unforuantely I have to go with Naruto because it shows more skin.
Red Destiny vs. Yugi in a fist fight.

I don't know Red Destiny and from the little bit og Yu-Gi-Oh I actually saw when it was a tad bit tolerable, Yugi has no physical attributes to him whatsoever. I don't even remember seeing him clinch a fist unless it had something to do with cards so, I'm giving this one to Red Destiny.

Winner: Red Destiny

Now, the next match...

Who would win?! That is all.
Peace.

Ligfhtsabers > claws and Maul can use the force so Maul wins hands down.


Cyclops vs. Havok

Tie.



Pyramid Head vs. Turnip Head.

The turnip can be eatin so pyramid head wins.
Tsukasa vs. Elk

Tsukasa, Elk couldn't do sh** without Mia.

SEELE vs the fab five.

Um, I would have to give it SEELE. Only because they have unlimited amount of funds and they seem old enough to know a little bit about everything. While the Fab Five are young and physically more gifted, no one basically knows all five (Webber, Rose, Howard, King, and see, I don't even know the 5th guy) and only five of them are in the NBA.

Also, doing the match, Chris Webber would probably call a time-out that would cost his team the match anyway.

Winner: SEELE

Um, this sports vs. anime thing is... interesting.

Allen Iverson vs. Edward Elric

(That's the first one that came to mind because well, and sorry Ed, they're both short.)

EDIT:

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Originally posted by SEELE 08 I wasn't refering to sports I was refering to the Fab Five from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Oops, sorry. My bad, girl. Well, in that case then I going with the Five Queens from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I think they can hook Keel and the other members of SEELE with some nice threads with Vera Wang.
Peace.

I wasn't refering to sports I was refering to the Fab Five from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Ed, all the way because automail=pwn.

These guys
vs
These guys
http://www.acmi.net.au/about/images/fab_five.jpg

Although it's already been answered, I think SEELE would win the day. Besides, they have Gendo, humanity's last bastion of cool.

Sachiel (the third angel from NGE) vs. the Metatron (Dogma, played by Alan Rickman)