Who Would Win In A Fight?

Nine Kuze 05-23-2006 07:53 PM
Homemade knives are fun to play, something for like a smash and grab or something small and playful like that. But for a real horrorshow, the professional shivs are the way to go.

Winner: professional shivs

Can't really think of anything so...

CLONE WARS!

Spider-Man's Clone Saga vs. The Summers (X-Men) Clone Storyline.
Peace.
Mike 05-23-2006 11:10 PM
Clone troopers kick both their asses. Tie, because both guys are dead.

Fork + Spoon vs. Spork
Hobodoken 05-23-2006 11:16 PM
The Fork and Spoon Alliance decimates the Spork mutates. Plus, most sporks are plastic.

The Swarm verses the Scourge verses the Flood.
Generalissimo D 05-23-2006 11:19 PM
Crazy Zombie Ninja Demons win.

Flood.


Kubrick vs. Kojima
Nine Kuze 05-24-2006 04:56 PM
Kubrick because he gave us a real horrorshow.

The GoodFellas Crew
(Henry Hill, Jimmy 'The Gent' Conway, and Tommy DeVito)
with Martin Scorsese
VS.

The Reservoir Dogs
(Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, and Mr. Pink)
with Quentin Tarantino
Peace.
Buck Buck #1 05-25-2006 07:58 PM
The Reservoir Dogs, cuz they r teh hotness.

Neptune vs. Poseidon
Diverse Considerations 05-25-2006 09:17 PM
Neptune. Rome conquered Greece, also planets.

A Hard Day's Night vs. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Inigo Montoya 05-25-2006 09:20 PM
Neptune has a planet. Poseidon has Kurt Russel...

The choice is obvious. Poseidon.





Dungeons and Dragons v. the MFL
The Baker St. Irregular 05-25-2006 09:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Diverse Considerations

A Hard Day's Night vs. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band


"A Hard Day's Night". It's way catchier. In fact, now it's stuck in my head. Shocked

Sleeping when hungry vs. eating when sleepy
Generalissimo D 05-25-2006 09:38 PM
eating while sleeping is much more comfortable.

D&D means instant Mountain Dew.

The victors are obvious.


Ganondorf vs. Luigi
Buck Buck #1 05-25-2006 09:43 PM
Luigi got mad ups yo, and uhh... magic proof overalls.

Luigi=win

Laurence Fishburne vs. Philip Seymour Hoffman
Inigo Montoya 05-25-2006 10:38 PM
Laurence Fishburne, of course.



Steel Battalion v. Mechwarrior 4
Ace of Spades 05-27-2006 01:16 AM
Steel Battalion. More realistic in Mech Fighting.

The Malebolgia or Venom
Generalissimo D 05-27-2006 08:35 AM
Malebolgia is less awesome than Venom.

Venom wins on pure awesome.

Samus Aran vs. Ashton Kutcher
Randolph 05-27-2006 08:55 AM
Being representations of Awesome and Anti-Awesome, the two mutually annihilate on contact and obliterate everything in a one-mile radius.

Godzilla (1971) vs. Godzilla (more recent films).
Shadow dorothy 05-30-2006 03:19 PM
Old Godzilla cause he was a robot. obveis win.

Big O vs. Shining Gundam
Hobodoken 05-30-2006 08:32 PM
THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURING-

*O-Thunder to the face*


Win for the Negotiator.

Undergrads (the show) versus Clone High (Again, the show)
Mike 05-30-2006 08:34 PM
Both shows kicked ass, but Clone High had ADHD Gandhi!

the Red Army vs. Redd Fox
Generalissimo D 05-30-2006 08:35 PM
Mother Russia is win.


Zombies vs. Demons.
SEELE 08 05-30-2006 09:14 PM
Demons. Zombies are teh gross.

SEELE vs Cylons