Who Would Win In A Fight?

Inigo Montoya 05-20-2006 04:42 PM
Vampires cannot cross open water without difficulty, so... pirates.



Pirates v. Pilates
Diverse Considerations 05-20-2006 06:16 PM
Pilates has women in spandex which under normal circumstances would win. BUT the pirates would see the women in spandex and so therefore the pirates would win, for obvious reasons.

Pilots vs. Pontius Pilate
Hobodoken 05-20-2006 06:42 PM
Pilots, alone, are worthless. Had they vehicles to pilot, they'd win. As is, they die.

Shiny black noses versus white mannequin hands.
Shadow dorothy 05-22-2006 04:25 PM
White mannquie hands would beat the plup out of shiny black noses: white mannquie hands win.
Diverse Considerations 05-22-2006 06:14 PM
Restart!

Silly Putty vs. Slinky.
Mike 05-22-2006 06:15 PM
GO SLINKY GO!

But Slinky is REAL fragile. I could never keep one for more than a week before getting it all twisted. Silly Putty would gum it all up and make it cry for its momma.

T's vs. CT's
Big Money 05-22-2006 06:33 PM



Leet krew, lol.



X-Men 3 vs. Pirates II
Diverse Considerations 05-22-2006 08:27 PM
Pirates II. Women will flock to Johnny Depp.

Flash Gordon theme vs. Big O theme.
Generalissimo D 05-22-2006 09:25 PM
BIG O!

BIG O, BIG O, BIG OOOO!

War (Band) vs. Dreamworks Pictures
Buck Buck #1 05-22-2006 09:41 PM
War would convince Dreamworks to be friends then nuke them.

Giant Hand vs. Tiny Dinosaur
Sir Nise 05-22-2006 09:46 PM
Giant hand has High-five capabilities.

Floor lamps vs. Table lamps.
Hobodoken 05-22-2006 09:47 PM
Floor lamps have height, and are more often used for a whole room, not just a desk.

2 reps of 12, or 3 reps of 8?
Dude Love 05-22-2006 09:52 PM
3 reps of 8. More to fall back on.

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Jack Bauer or the Red Chinese Government?
The Fallen Phoenix 05-22-2006 09:53 PM
spoiler (highlight to read):
Bauer.


A fairer fight: Barry Bonds or Babe Ruth?

We're not talking a Home Run derby, either; we're talking an old-fashioned hand-to-hand slugfest.
Mike 05-22-2006 09:56 PM
Well...as badass as the Babe was, he doesn't have juice-fueled rage. I have to give it to Bonds.

phaser vs blaster
Diverse Considerations 05-22-2006 10:45 PM
Phaser. Those things can be set to overload. And I'll add this link because it's funny:
http://federationvsempire.ytmnd.com/

Transporters vs. Stargates
Shadow dorothy 05-23-2006 02:24 PM
Stargates: transport any where in 0 to 10 seconds.

Dorothy vs. Chi
Diverse Considerations 05-23-2006 04:36 PM
Catfight! Catfight! Neither would win, as the catfight would be broken up by a rather flustered Roger and Hideki. Yet only Roger would score.

DNA vs. RNA
Shadow dorothy 05-23-2006 05:23 PM
Nethier both suck. but if I have to anwser DNA that can be spliced.

KOS-MOS vs. Android 18
(xenosaga)
Hobodoken 05-23-2006 06:06 PM
18 would have won the World Championship thing, but getting more money from Mr. Satan was more fun for her. Or something. KOS-MOS is in a movie disguised as a game. 18 wins.

Homemade knives versus professional shivs.