Who Would Win In A Fight?

Mammals b/c of Megabear.

rug vs. carpet

While reptiles could dominate the area around the equator, the poles, as well as much of the rest of the world would be too cold for the Reptilllian Army to function properly. The Allied Mamillian Forces could take control of most of the Tropic area within the first few months, leaving only isolated deserts for the Reptillian Refugees to be kept.

Mammal victory.

Giant robots that are fashioned after gods versus gods that decide to become giant robots.

Carpet makes for a better euphemism.

Gods as Giant Robots implies more power, but Giant robots designed as Gods constitutes a subtle literary reference, and thus claims the victory.


Andrew Jackson vs. Achilles

Andrew Jackson was a badass-mother. Achilles just ran around semi-invincible.

Jackson.

Quantum Physics versus ... uh, very big Physics.

Both are heresy, so Eric Idle wins. Big Physics, I guess.


Artillery vs. the Art of H.R. Giger

Giger is spooky but Artillery = instantwin. Especially in RTS-land.

GDI vs. Nod

Nod had those nifty laser obelisks. Build them in bulk. 1337ness.

Box Fans vs. Oscillating.

Box Fans make you sound more like Darth Vader


NEDM vs. Ultimate Suffering

You know that I love cake.

Mario Kart vs. Super Smash

Super Smash Bros. now that it will have Solid Snake.

Eric Clapton vs. Peter Frampton

Clapton. No reason needed.

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Glenn (Chrono Trigger) vs. Glenn (Chrono Cross)

Two words.

Double. Einlanzer.

Kool-Aid Man vs. Punchy (The Hawaiian Punch Fellow).

Kool Aid. OOOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAHHHHH...




AP Chem vs. AP Bio (if you say Bio, you are wrong ).

Why take either? Depending on the college you're going to the credits might not be worth anything. That said, it seems you can make more money in chem.

Let's try some obscure wizards....

Joneleth Irenicus (Baldur's Gate II) vs. Nihaltak (Diablo II [Yes he's obscure, nobody fights him.])

Irenicus because he sounds damn awful like Jeremy Irons.

And we all know everyone falls in worship for Jeremy Irons.

Chainsword vs. Holy Grail

Grail. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundary, and the price, of immortality.

Sherlock Holmes (the First, with Watson, naturally) vs. Arsene Lupin (the Third, with crew)

Lupin hangs out with a samurai. =win. Sherlock holmes is old too.


Halo 3 or MGS 4?

Halo 3 has aliens, headshots and wicked armour. Halo 3 FTW.


Megaman Zero v. Zero ZX?

Whoever wins, we lose.

Werewolves vs. Indians.

werewolves are controlled by indians, so indians win

Vampires vs. Pirates