Who Would Win In A Fight?

All of the purple and blue haired girls, because I had blue hair fopr a while and I'm currently eating a blue Ice pop.

Hobos Vs. Small Children!

I'm...I have to go with the kids here. I refer to it as the "chibits effect", wherein you're facing something small and harmless, but theres alot of them. They swarm you, they pick the flesh off your bones, you die. They move on.

Robbie the robot versus that robomaid from the jetsons

Robbie the Robot was...pretty benign. And Rosie had a mastery of meat cleavers...I have to give it to rosie.

a pit bull vs. a chihuahua

I'm pretty sure a pit bull would just eat a chihuahua.



Pyramid Head vs. Cloud (FFVII)



There is a right answer, and it isn't Cloud.

RAPERAPERAPE.

Halo vs. Arsenal Gear

Arsenal Gear. Because crazy talking skeleton holograms > The Flood.

Chrono Cross vs Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger, because it is older and therefore logarithmically more awesome. However, Chrono Cross gets a consolation prize for being awesome in its own right.

Chicken vs. Ham.

Ham, because I can eat it, bones and all.



Original Gojira v. American Godzilla.

American Godzilla, while lame, would unzip the zipper on Original Gojira's back and eat the guy inside.

A gorilla with a club or a barrel full of monkeys with Lugers?

The Gorilla. The monkies are stuck in a barrel, silly.

Stabbin' Knives versus poking sticks.

THE EMPEROR'S POINTY STICKS!

Obscure references vs. Pointless Obscure References

The fact that Pointless Obscure References even attempted to contest Obscure References in battle is a true testament to its ultimate futility.

Repliroids (MMX) vs. The Machines (Matrix).

Well, I don't have any idea what the Repliroids are but I do know the Machines in the Matrix... and I wish I didn't because the Matrix franchise ended up sucking hard. So, the Repliroids get the win.

James Bond VS. Indiana Jones
Peace.

Indiana Jones because he has thet crazy seductive whip which...you know... Even James Bond needs a little flare occtionally with all the wild sex he as on business trips.

Vlademir Lenin vs John Lenin

I've never been much of a fan of John Lennon, but Communism = fail.

...largely presuming Lenin was a Communist. History isn't my strong suit.

Well, anyway. Johnny wins this round.



Tea Bags vs. Tea Leaves.

Tea Bags, because they're lazier

The New Justice Team, or the Superfriends?

OMG Super Friends.

They could do ANYTHING, but now in the new Justice league there is always some sort of betrayal and someone goes crazy or something. I mean, I've never seen the new justice league stop an asteroid from hitting earth.

EDIT: Oh uhhh... people...

uhh uhh.

Television vs The Radio Star.

TV trounces all

adobe illustrator or GIMP 2.0

Gimp=free=win

Mega Bear vs. Terrordactyl

Terrordactyl is kind of like Meta Ridley. And as awesome as a Megabear would be, it's no Meta Ridley.

Mammals vs. Reptiles