Who Would Win In A Fight?

Mr. T

Red or Blue?

Blue.

Sony-built Gundam or a Nintendo-built Astroboy

The Astro Boy would be able to fall from orbit without any mechanical failures. Ninty products last.

Zippos versus grills.

Grills, if they're turned on, you can grab someone, hook your leg behind theirs, knock them over and hold their face to it. Far more effective than a zippo. And much more satisfying.


Marvels' House of M versus DC's Infinite Crisis or whatever it's called.

Hmm..........Well, DC has Batman, who just freaking rocks....yet, Marvel has Spidey, who also rocks....until Superman comes in, so, DC.


Batman vs. Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)
The sad part is, a friend and I were tryign to figure this one out....

Batman has batarangs. Can't touch that.

Rice Krispies vs. Hideo Kojima

Hideo Kojima.

A bowl of rice krispies could never come up with something like a

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sentient A.I. that formed in the computer network of the white house over time.

Staggering Night of the living Dead style horde of zombies versus medium sized group of running DOTD '04 style zombies

Dawn Of The Dead zombies... from either movie. Simply because, no matter how you slice it, Dawn of the Dead freaking rocks.


Ash (Evil Dead) vs. Seras Victoria a.k.a. Police Girl (Hellsing)

She'll give him some sugar, if you catch my drift.

A Space Marine vs. 200 Spartans(Greeks)

Do the Spartans get to pick the battle location? If so, they could hold off the Marine until more Greeks come to help. If not, the Space Marine smokes those b****es.

Fritos vs Doritos vs Cheetoes.

Tough choice: buuuuuuttt.....Fritos Trumps the dumps. Then hot cheeto fries, then ranch,cheese, or spicy Dorritos


Daddy Day Care or The Pacifier

Both movies suck hard but Daddy Day Care wins because Eddie Murphy is less annoying than Vin Diesel.

Tom Cruise Time!
Vincent (from Collateral) vs. Ethan Hunt (from M.I.)
Peace.

Well...

... I guess I'll answer my own question of battle.

I guess, Vincent wins because one, Ethan Hunt is a really bad name. And two, Vincent was kind of cool (as far and as much Tom Cruise can make a character seem "cool") with the silver hair, the hit list, the lack of compassion for human beings. Stuff like that.

But in retrospect, neither would win because... it's Tom Cruise. I'm really getting sick on how the media and how society has a whole is shoving everything he says down our throats and simply won't stop. Besides, I never really found him to be a good actor or very interesting to begin with.

So, basically, its a draw is what I trying to say.

Lois Griffin (Family Guy) vs. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)
Peace.

Marge Simpson

At the end of "the cartridge family", it's implied she keeps the revolver. And unlike family guy..continuity exists in the simpsons.

(What, they show reruns all the time, it's hard not to be able to recite stuff about that show from memory)

Twilight Zone versus the outer limits.

While the Outer Limits has more shock-value, the Twilight Zone has more umph.

The Twilight Zone.


1 $500 Hookerbot, or 500 $1 Hookerbots?

Um, that's a good one. Do you go with one expensive and probably better hookerbot or do you go for cheap floozies that go as far as the eye can see.

Well, quality is better than quanity. The 1 $500 Hookerbot gets the win.

Armageddon vs. Ragnarok
Peace.

Götterdämmerung (Ragnarok). Because the end of the world will be in German.

Dracula, Blacula, and Black Dracula vs. Seth McFarlane, Todd McFarlane, and Rayman

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Originally posted by D-Boy Götterdämmerung (Ragnarok). Because the end of the world will be in German.

Why does that make some sort of sense?

Anyway, a six-man tag team match. Nice touch, D-Boy. Anyway, the Dracula group wins hands down. Dracula (I just call him Alucard these days) is a badass, Blacula was actually a good movie, and Black Dracula combines the two. Even though Todd has Spawn, Seth messes things up by talking in different voices corresponding Peter, Brian, and Stewie, and he would make way toooo many '80's pop culture and musical references that would distract his team throughout the match, giving the Dracula team the edge...

... and I don't know who Rayman is.

Going along with the six-man tag team match theme,

- Bruce Lee/Jet Li/Jackie Chan vs. Liu Kang/Sub-Zero/Ryu
Peace.

Well, Jackie Chan isn't really a martial artist, so he'd hold his own team back until being ultimately pwned by Sub-Zero.

Jet Li and Liu Kang would kill each other mutually in a cool x-ray fight scene, in which they shatter each other's spines with their pinky toes.

Bruce Lee would then take Ryu and Sub-Zero, and twist them into a ribbon knot around one another, then ultimately die as his heart explodes from a hidden attack Sub-Zero made.

Winner: Mutual destruction.


Hmm....

Sonic, Knuckles and Eggman v. Megaman, Bass, and Doc Wiley

Sonic, Knuckles, and Eggman. Mostly because, I don't know the other three. Also, between the numerous gadgets, the Super Sonic technique and the Chaos Emeralds, they would pretty much pwn the other three.

All the purple and blue haired girls in anime VS. All the original haired girls in anime.
Peace.