Who Would Win In A Fight?

They both die. All the while, fallout stands off to the side grinning insanely (and apparently not getting a third game)

The televised academy awards versus those minor technical ones they show some footage of during the broadcast

Actually, I have to go with the minor technical footage clips because there were so many of them and the actual televised A.A. was so damn predictable.

Keeping up with Sharpie's academy theme; triple threat match!
Crash vs. Million Dollar Baby vs. Brokeback Mountain

(I'll try and come up with a better one later. :embarrassed
Peace.

They all lose in a horrible explosion, caused by too much friction.

Cheese versus Steak.

Steak and Cheese learn they work better together, and so become one great and all-powerful team.


Fresca versus Sprite

Sprite, as that tiny black dude will tell us all to "obey our thirst," AKA him, and they will take over the world with their brain-control lemon-lime soft drink.

Microsoft v Apple v Linux

Microsoft buys Apple out, and then starts to require all software to be used on their systems to be further coded so as to not work on Linux.

The VW Un-Pimp guy versus "Your Speed".

My Fast and the engineer guy (I think his name is Wolfgang) team up and form an ultrazord-like GTi Transformer called "Azzk1k." He proceeds to destroy every crappy little ricer car in the Western Hemisphere before moving over to the Eastern one.

Penguins vs. Emus

Lame.

Humanity wins.


Fatality vs. R. Kelly

R. Kelly

Because he's HIDIN IN DA CLOSET (closet, closet).

I apologize if this has been done before...and if it hasn't. We need to ask ourselves why not

Battle of the butlers.

Norman and his seemingly endless arsenal (Big O) versus Walter and his cats cradle of zombie killing, load bearing piano wire (Hellsing)

Norman has a motorcycle, a machine gun the size of the table my computer rests on and can peel potatoes like nobody's business.

Walter has a piece of string and was only animated digitally.

Dude. Do the math.

Julius Caesar vs. Napoleon. Both are armed with Pringle's cans.

Napoleon was practically a midget, Julius Caeser was only bested when his advisors turned on him, Napoleon brought his ruin upon him by attacking Russia in the winter.

Flamethrowers versus Claymore mines.

Claymore Mines, more maiming

Father Anderson vs. Roronoa Zolo

Anderson. 3 reaons for this.

Catholic > Bushido

Bayonets > Actual swords

Captain Haruka is bigger than me.

Stronger?

Debatable.


Dante Algheri vs. Dan Akyroyd

Dante's name is Dante. There's not much more badass than that.

Stuff vs. Things

stuff because you can end any sentence with it, and stuff.

jammin vs. rockin

quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Bun Bun Dante's name is Dante. There's not much more badass than that. Stuff vs. Things

Stuff. There always seems to be more of it.

Jin (Samurai Champloo) vs. Goemon (Lupin the 3rd)

While jamming has multiple connotations, rocking out trumps them all. Win for rockin.

Goemon has sideburns, which, while they are not a beard, are more powerful than being clean-shaven. Win for Goemon.



The Kinks versus the Alan Parsons Project.

The Kinks, because the alan parsons project was some sort of hovercraft. And that idea never panned out.

Statler and Waldorf versus Roger Ebert and undead Siskel.

Unless Statler and Waldorf have some sort of shotgun and/or cricket bat, undead Siskel, and Ebert.

Record versus Laserdisk

both were huge and both were fragile. But laserdisk was shinier.

Laserdisk.

Mr. T or Vin Diesel?