Who Would Win In A Fight?

Kramer & Newman, because Kramer was the only funny one.


Superman(DC) v. Gladiator(Marvel)

As soon as Superman can absorb one of Gladiator's punches, Gladiator looses confidence, and then will become weaker and weaker. Win for Supes.

Snickers versus Milky Way

Snickers gots p-nuts. Snickers gots wins.

Buffalo wings vs. Jerk chicken

Buffalo wings. Because they're meaty. And buffalo-y. And stuff.

Febreze vs. Abraham Lincoln.

Febreze would shoot Lincoln in the back of the head.

Alexander The Great vs. Miyamoto Musashi

Alexander the Great has a very... exotic anime that started off based on his life, but then rewrote the whole story. Musashi doesn't.

Gold's Gym versus Darth Malak

Darth Malak. Because dark colors are for cheery people.
BE DARK. BE CHEERY.

Lettuce vs. Baby Spinach.

Baby Spinach. Healthier, greener and tastes better.


Megaman X (Ultimate Armor) versus Data.

Data would take over Megaman, assuming we're talking about that damn monkey.

Baseball vs. Hockey

Hockey. More aggression.

Chuck Norris vs. Getting Your Hand Stuck in a Pringles Can.

Hand stuck in Pringles Can

Fine Young Cannibals vs. White Zombie

White Zombie. They're BETTER.


And I meant Data from Star Trek.


All right....


Cyborg (Teen Titans) versus The Six Million Dollar Man

Victor Stone is black. If he doesn't win it's racism.

Giraffes versus Orcs.

Giraffes have long necks. Easy targets anyone?

Orcs win.

Nintendopella vs. Any other acapella group

Any other A Capella group. Sure, they can do scat, but that seems to be their limit, as some of their scat even sounded off.


Blue Oyster Cult v. Bruce Springsteen

Blue Oyster Cult. Godzilla is on their side.

Ringo versus George.

Ringo for being referenced in Teknoman.

Danny Elfman vs. John Williams

Danny Elfman uses too much choir! Of course he wins!

Maverick Hunter Zero vs. His Own Hair.

Zero would try to cut it off with his saber, only to behead himself. Hair is attached to head. Therefore, Draw.

Your mom vs. Barney.

Your mom pwnzrs Barney with a royal pwnzr.


Dungeons and Dragons Video Games versus the FF series