What would Willy Wonka Do?

Shadow dorothy 06-12-2006 01:35 PM
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Xel 06-12-2006 02:23 PM
Willy Wonka can divide by zero.
Shadow dorothy 06-12-2006 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by Xel
Willy Wonka can divide by zero.

WTF
pen1300 07-10-2006 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by Nine XXVI
When they couldn't settle out of court, Wonka has Goldfinger's whole body like what he did to the girl in the movie and the book, and then dipped in chocolate where him and the Oompa have him for a snack.


After eating Goldfinger as a snack and spending a day in counseling with himsefl, Willy Wonka would then proceed to build a completely chocolate pyramid, proving how the Egyptian pyramids were made: with Oompas singing some random song.

Later,
Pen1300
Diverse Considerations 07-12-2006 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by pen1300
After eating Goldfinger as a snack and spending a day in counseling with himsefl, Willy Wonka would then proceed to build a completely chocolate pyramid, proving how the Egyptian pyramids were made: with Oompas singing some random song.


Oompa loompa doompade do, I've got another riddle for you.
Oompa loompa doompade de, if you are wise you'll listen to me.

What should be in a pyramid like that?
Nothing but pharoahs and mummified cats.
Ours has some chocolates and nougat filled eggs,
What do you think that means, I beg?

Another chorus coming.

Oompa loompa doompade do, we do whatever Wonka says do.
Oompa loompa doompade dour, cause the madman pays by the hour!
Nine Kuze 07-12-2006 05:41 PM
After singing their song, Willy Wonka devises a plan to conquer the world, with the first chesspiece being to cover the moon in chocolate.
Shadow dorothy 07-21-2006 10:33 PM
Willy Wonka would ammit he's crazy lock himself up and be out in a week.
Nine Kuze 07-26-2006 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by Shadow dorothy
Willy Wonka would ammit he's crazy lock himself up and be out in a week.

He found out that a week was too long. The chocolate wasn't up to par with what he's used to. And besides, Rachel was making strange moves towards him in the night.

After having the Oompas break him out using Nerd Ropes, Gobstoppers, and a parole officer under their control, Wonka makes a plan to create a chocolate bar that can never melt.

Only to have it stolen by Captain Crunch.
Peace.
pen1300 07-27-2006 08:18 PM
"Captin Crunch? Taking my chocolate?" Willy Wonka declares. "I think not!"

So, he dresses up as a chocolate pirate with his Oompa Loompas as his pirate crew and battles in the ocean with Capt. Crunch. This battle leads up to Wonka placing his chocolate boat against Capt. Crunch's and, with his Oompa crew, leaps on board, with Nerd Ropes, to fight him with a sword.

And since he's Willy Wonka, he corners Capt. Crunch who hands over the chocolate bar and begs to be spared.

Later,
Pen1300
Shadow dorothy 07-27-2006 09:05 PM
Willy Wonka would build a Starfighter out of chocolate.
Nine Kuze 07-27-2006 09:10 PM
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Originally posted by Shadow dorothy
Willy Wonka would build a Starfighter out of chocolate.

Although he would need capital to build it.

And that's where the alliance with Hershey's Chocolate comes into play.
Peace.