What Would A Manly Man Do?

Following being beaten with the mighty Dragon Arms. He would finish them off with a One-Two-Shut-The-Hell-Up.

And smack fools endlessly with an ever nending mercy.

When the manly man is given a tall, frosty glass of STFU, he just keeps on talkin'.

Manly man can even crush diamonds back into coal O_O

He would also be able to crush the coal back into diamond again.

With his eyelids.

Manly Man is counted as 500,000 thousand lesser men in the U.S. census, and lists the entire human population as his "dependents."

^ nice.

Manly man once got his arm stuck under a boulder. But instead of cutting his arm off with a dull pocket-knife like the other less-manly manly man, he slowly gnawed on the boulder until it didn't exist.

Then this magnificent specimen of Manly Manness would pee on that boulder thus making Yellow Stone!

After creating Yellow Stone the manly man would announce that the park was open and would create tons of new jobs for the needy people just before cutting the opening ribion the manly man would proclaim that he was god!

As proclaimed god of yellowstone park, he would take all those jobs of the people and instead make all those people his jesters while he grubbed on 100 pounds of deer and moose.

For the Manly Man, a "light snack" consists of a bear, an elk, and a nice drink from O'l Faithful. It is a little-known fact that every sixth shot from Ol' Faithful is composed purely of frosty Milwaukee's Best (THE BEAST)

Another part of his diet is gunpowder sandwiches on bread made of steel plates. 45 minutes later the toilet is full of an assortment of bullets. This is how the world's vast majority of ammunition is made.

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Originally posted by GAT-X105 For the Manly Man, a "light snack" consists of a bear, an elk, and a nice drink from O'l Faithful. It is a little-known fact that every sixth shot from Ol' Faithful is composed purely of frosty Milwaukee's Best (THE BEAST) Another part of his diet is gunpowder sandwiches on bread made of steel plates. 45 minutes later the toilet is full of an assortment of bullets. This is how the world's vast majority of ammunition is made.

Upon this, he takes all the bullets up with his teeth and strains them of toilet water. Afterwards he dumps them all and picks his favorites to have some shooting practice. This consists of him throwing up diamonds and spitting the bullets at them. He shatters them 99% of the time. The other 1 per cent is used to sharpen his teeth and chainsaw.

Manly Man is immune to everything, disease-wise. If someone sneezed within a 20ft radius of him, he would shoot his white blood cells out of dragon arms and they would cure the sickly, even leporz.

That one sucked, Manly Man shoots baby penguins and black bear cubs in the forehead with his 45-gauge shotgun.

Manly man is so manly, he doesn't need ideas from this:

http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=595

When Manly man want's to go somewhere in style he rides in his custom chariot. It has neon ground effects, spinning rims and it is pulled by 4,500 lesser men.

Plus, more hydraulics than are existent in the world currently.

The mere presence of Manly Man causes lesbians to become straight. Well, bi. Unfortunately, it also causes some straight men to become gay. He is forced to make them watch the newly-bi former lesbians maing out until they are straight again.

The moment Manly Man realised just how manly he was, was the time in first grade when he flexed his arms and several nearby people exploded. Ever since that day he has worn a power-limiter to keep him from destroying the universe.

The Manly Man won the Super Bowl. Twice. At the same time. Against the Chicago Bears, who he turned into real bears for more of a challenge. Da Bears ate all of his teammates and he had to punch them all into submission.