What Would A Manly Man Do?

Beer that he sweated. And tigers who's insides were made of knives.

...and quickly realized she wasn't worth the effort and pawned her off on Joey Buttafucco. He then went fishing for sharks, using lions as bait and a crane as a pole. All because prom is for wussies.

Manly man has a new challenge to his manhood. He loves dessert. Who doesn't? But lets face it... muffin, cookie, strawberry shortcake... These names are much to girly! They shall not do! We must reinvent them for sugar loving beast man.

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Originally posted by Wazpy Manly man has a new challenge to his manhood. He loves dessert. Who doesn't? But lets face it... muffin, cookie, strawberry shortcake... These names are much to girly! They shall not do! We must reinvent them for sugar loving beast man.

That we shall! muffin shall now be know on this thread as a sugar death mushroom! It is the word of the manly man!

Manly man makes it illegal for muffins, now called the sugar death mushroom, to be called mufins. The ones who call it "muffin" would be used as logs for the 17th cabin he's built this week.

After the cabin building the mainly man would then sell his log cabins to the homeless foundation because every manly man knows that chicks dig guys who are into charity. He would then fly to Africa to help more people there.

But just like the Live 8 concerts, he wouldn't be DOING anything, he would just raise awareness and mine himself a blinged-out neckalace.

The blinged-out necklace would be a chain made of solid gold, diamond encrusted 24 inch truck wheels. This would use the world's entire remaining supply of gold and diamonds. Which is unfortunate, since he now desires a matching watch.

Except the part about that is...



it's WRONG.

Manly man doesn't contribute to society. He doesn't need any help from the rest of the world, so why should he help them? He can live by himself in the middle of the Mojavi Desert, surviving on rocks and lizards. It takes a man to do that, and the last time I checked, men didn't give back to 'society'.

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Originally posted by 088nd surviving on rocks and lizards..

Ouch! *Begins to digs to China for cover*

If he was on a diet of rocks and lizards, manly Man would have lost 18.36 lbs. But due to the fact that his muscle meter goes up every 20 reps/pushups, he quickly gained back that weight....in muscle!(GTA: San Andreas ref.!)

While there, he could even start a desert animal arena. He would charge the animals a fee and make them bet on different bout such as the rattlesnake v. the desert spider. Using his manly powers, he would make a humongous profit from the unwise bettings of the animals and then run cross country to the nearest gas station and turn the animals's trade currency into American Dollars, without any question from any gas station worker....while eating 88 beers.

A bunch of people would get angry that the manly man didn't contribute to society. They would form an angry mob and surround his house. The manly man would punch one of them in the face, causing that person's head to explode into a bloody mess. The rest of them run away in terror.

The manly man once again being covered in blood would strike a manly man pose and smile and would decide to move to East Side China Town.

One time, while in eastside China Town, the Manly Man used his alchemy skillz to fuse two dragons onto his forearms, replacing his hands.

Manly man has a pair.


And acknowledges his manliness by finding women attractive, hurting innocent people, and eating things presumed to be un/in/non edible.

Yep, don't forget punching endagered animals. That's key to manlyness.

The Manly Man was walking through the frozen tundra, and got a little bit chilly. So he fought a polar bear, punched it to death, and made a coat out of it.

Also, Manly Man's name is only known by a select few. Those few who are allowed to utter his true name call him Brock Samson.

Those people understand that Brock Samson is code for his true name, which they will not reveal because Manly Man will beat them to death with his mighty dragon arms.