What Would A Manly Man Do?

A manly man would know that the Bermuda Triangle is not a joke.


((XD inside joke...))

If Manly Man decided to fly over the Bremuda Triangle, it would become the Bremuda Trapezoid.

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Originally posted by evanASF27 If Manly Man decided to fly over the Bremuda Triangle, it would become the Bremuda Trapezoid.

huh?

I don't get that.

The manly man does get it, but he doesn't think that it's funny.

The manly man once kicked a pygmey into an elephant, this caused a nucleic-reaction, thusly showering most of africa in blood.

Except manly man didn't get any blood on him, because the elephant wasn't manly enough when it was alive, much less dead, therefore its blood just wasn't manly enough.

((Yes. Stupid. I know, sorry))

Since the manly man did not have blood all over him he tried to use a bottle of Ketchup Heniz to be exact, because Heinz is the most manly ketchup out there he then proceudes to use it as shampoo.

-Beth

Except manly man decides against ketchup for shampoo. He had a flash back of Theresa Heinz-Kerry, and decided there would be nothing manly about ketchup. Instead, he whips out a bottle of Jack Daniels, and uses that as shampoo.

The manly man's shampooing with Jack Daniels and other hard liquors such as Samuel Jackson thusly caused him sweating beer, (and might I add, hilarious) instance of his dumping it on unmanly children. He bathes in Mr. Clean AutoDry Carwash: Pro Series. This gives him the feeling of being his Super-Hummer, which he hires cyborg pandas to clean.

Except that the cyborg pandas are suing Manly man because he forgot to replace their chips which are faulty and causing every single cyborg panda to act like apes.

Manly Man laughs at them because he knows they are inferior to him (to the second power of course), knows that they cannot sue him, and because they are acting in their involuntary ape-ish ways. He decides that they should put on clown make-up and join the freak circus. He throws them under a red-and-white-striped tent, not realizing it was a house being fumigated.

After being fumigated, the manly Man would light the house in a towering inferno.

The inferno is so towering that its heat knocks the Space Shuttle out of orbit. It lands on the house of an Austrailian who had just finished cleaning up the Skylab.

When the manly man was a manly boy, he was raised by a group of extremely manly bears.

Therefore, the manly man growls and talks likes a bear. He also hibernates during the winter time.

"Hibernate" meaning "launch RPGs at exploding barrels which he had just thrown at communists", and "winter time" meaning "every second".

As a teen, Manly Teen had chest hair that was so unbelievably sexy, that it stabbed prepubescent un-manly children with it's razor edges. He didn't have acne, he just slapped short freshman.

After beating the Freshmeat. He'd go and have a cold one with Bruno T. Bunkleyutz.

Bruno was always jealous of teenage Manly Man. He also always went with this philosophy: keeping his friends close, and his enemies closer.

But because Bruno was in the Manly Teen's personal bubble, Manly Teen had to snap Bruno's neck while playing throw-ball-across-court-to-hit-other-player-thusly-getting-them-out-or-snap
ping-their-neck ball. He then used Bruno's mutilated corpse to beat all the unmanly upperclassmen who didn't invite him to their post-homecoming parties.