What Would A Manly Man Do?

Mike 07-10-2005 03:20 PM
Manly Man then goes on TV to promote his super mailbox. Like Adam West was promoting those ATM things.

Unfortunately, his sheer awesomeness causes TVs to disintegrate and the eyeballs of everyone who sees him to spontaneously combust.
Sir Nise 07-10-2005 03:25 PM
Using his magical pirate-pioneering skillz, he forces Microsoft and P.Diddy into chapter 3 bankruptcy. Thusly conquering the internet and mass marketing 210 proof mountain dew to the world over. Then he would GOATSE and Tubgirl all unmanly men, Because he conquered the internet.
Ace of Spades 07-10-2005 09:56 PM
Then this Manly Man would get his Manly Man Whoop Ass Stick, and commence beating some people for no apparent reason.
evanASF27 07-10-2005 10:01 PM
And while in the process of beating up these people senselessly this manly man of a man would yell: "ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS LEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY neahah JJEEEEEEEEEENNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fujiko 07-10-2005 10:51 PM
After screaming that, he goes home. He finds that whenever he gets bills in his super duper mailbox, he goes to every single address, (because what else does he have to do) and threatens the company, letting them he is one of the most supreme beings on Earth and on 12 other planets outside the solar system, and that he does not deserve to pay them. Seeing as how his ax and massive size is quite horrific, the workers in their cubicle obey and hide under their desks.
088nd 07-10-2005 11:15 PM
Manly man looked a tiger in the eyes once. The tiger immediately ripped it's own arms off at the sight of his manliness.
Sir Nise 07-10-2005 11:28 PM
Aserting his manliness through vin diesel type random-facts was also things that he did. He would also have a triple-platinum cd named, "Don't touch Me, I'm a man....bit*h".
Mike 07-10-2005 11:30 PM
He would then fight crime using copies of his CD as frisbees to decapitate criminals.
Fujiko 07-11-2005 01:37 AM
He would eat the flesh of the decapitated heads and save the skulls as souvenirs.
Ace of Spades 07-11-2005 09:36 AM
Then he'd turn the skulls into candy bowls.
evanASF27 07-11-2005 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Then he'd turn the skulls into candy bowls.

And fill said candy bowls with Kingsized Hershey's darkchocolate bars. Pleased
Buck Buck #1 07-11-2005 03:37 PM
The Manly man would have scientists create two hundred manly man clones and then have all of them fight to the death to find out which one is the manliest. Then he would kill the winning clone with his teeth, and just to prove to the world how manly the contest was it would be broadcast on pay-per-view.
Wazpy 07-11-2005 03:53 PM
A manly man had a Cherry Blossom growing on his lawn. His neighbor commented that it was a lovely tree and revealed something about the manly man's sensitive side. Upon hearing this, he effortlessly ripped the tree out of the ground with one arm and chucked it through the side of his neighbor's house.
Sir Nise 07-11-2005 04:09 PM
The neighbor would make a suggestion that the manly man should be in S.W.A.T. Fighting a meaningless war infuriated the manly man, and he then was eleccted president of Cambodia....because he watched 2895 hours of TV straight, and beat Ninja Gaiden(xbox) on mega-hard mode five times consecutively.
Shaoblane 07-11-2005 04:35 PM
Once the neighbor man's wife sued the manly man for throwing the tree through their house, the manly man defended himself in court and won with the Chewbacca defense.
088nd 07-11-2005 05:23 PM
Manly dislikes unmanly people. So much so, that he kills nerds by wrapping an arm around them and flexing.
BethMcBeth 07-11-2005 10:39 PM
After flexing his muscles and ripping his shirt off the manly man procudes to bite a can of spam open with his teeth and eat all of it!
Buck Buck #1 07-11-2005 11:03 PM
The manly man would stare at the sun untill he goes blind, rip out his eyes, and grow new ones, just because he can.
CablesInside 07-12-2005 12:42 AM
funny thing, he can actually do the same thing to the sun
Shaoblane 07-12-2005 04:48 PM
Manly man has Vin Diesel and Arnold Swartzenegger in his manly cell phone, and the both frequently offer to buy him beer.